Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

When you sit in a meeting for hours and don't say a word.

Best thing about devRant is that if I rant here, I don't need to look like a jaded sociopath on Facebook any more. 😉

DevRant is the best. I just gave Imgur another try. It still makes me depressed and loose faith in humanity. All those stupid people. DevRant is much better. Here we have smart people that know how to approach problems and understand jokes.

I believe the next step of devRant development should be open sourcing everything and letting us help with further development.

I'm spending time here, why not help a bit too?

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Don't you try me👊😈

What my lecturer think I have learned:
- Programming Patterns
- C, C++, Java
- Socket programming, web programming
- Operating system...

What I have actually learned:
1. printf("Hello World");
2. echo "Hello World";
3. console.log("Hello World");
4. Console.Writeline("Hello World");
5. cout << "Hello World" >> endl;
6. System.out.println("Hello World");
7. puts "Hello World";
8. "Hello World"
9. write("Hello World");
10. Display "Hello World"

Guy: "We just can't finish this in 1 month!"

Boss: "Yeah you can, I'll hire more people."

Guy: "... You know, a woman can deliver a baby in 9 months but 9 women can't deliver a baby in 1 month."

"be strong" I whispered to my wifi signal... #lol

My favorite in every language is main () because that is where the game begins.

Credit: https://reddit.com/r/...

I love explode() in PHP because it permits to cut a sentence word by word and analyze it!

Those naughty monkeys

Who is the f*ck who set this shortcut this way ? Seriously ? Ctrl+z to save and quit ?!

Someone just called me a hipster for using Ubuntu o_O

"HTML, CSS or Java Freelancer needed"
Interesting combo

So, I accidentally rm -rf'ed the folder with my personal project.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
I AM THE BIGGEST DUMBASS EVER. HOURS OF CODING, GONE. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
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Please photorec, save my files 😢😭😢

That moment you report a random rant by laying your phone down on your belly.
Sorry!

Sorry team .-.

So, I just put my PC back together after a thorough internal cleaning.

And I just stepped on a small screw.
FUCK IT. THE CASE IS COMING OFF AGAIN

My trashy Win10 has been updating for the past 1,5 hours.
I want my Ubuntu back 😖😢

Arch guys !!