Scored a username on the first attempt.

Easy button FTW!

Jobs description be like "Seeking virgins with 3 years of sexual experience" 🤔

Why int can't swim?

Because they don't float. 😁

try {
// code that will someday
// throw an exception. Today is
// not that day.
}
catch(Exception ex) {
// The big day has arrived! BUT...
// I'm a heartless bastard who
// does not log errors.
// Good luck finding me!
}

My biggest tip to new developers? Embrace your ignorance, don't be embarrassed by it. Let it inspire you to learn as much as you can, let it humble you into asking questions when you're stuck, let it prepare you to change within an industry that is anything but static. Admitting you don't know something isn't a weakness, it's an opportunity 😃

Foo bar

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

Does anyone else get that surreal feeling where you actually realise you're paid to sit and write a language which most of the world doesnt understand, no one can speak it, and the those who may have the capability to write it don't really want to understand?

I mean, I'm pretty sure that a book written in Latin wouldn't sell well enough to pay the author year-on-year.

Pretty much job security through obscurity.

Surreal.

No, you do not 'know Java'. If you really 'knew Java', you would never, ever make that claim.

Don't worry, we can refactor it later.

Things we use our Slackbot for

When you are a developer and still have a compulsory dress code - FORMAL CLOTHES

all unit tests passing

Hello darkness, my old friend... devRant dark theme coming soon

Trying to find a Stack Overflow question to answer is time consuming. I just want enough points so I can upvote an answer...

manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

Daily.

that feeling

Use Vim. What could happen?...

when you're pretty sure everyone on devrant is a web developer and you're not

how do you migrate to production so fast?

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

Instatgrams designs working on the new logo...

New the Instagram logo looked really familiar!

Least the app itself is cleaner.

Bug (Feature) report and planning day

When you can pull off using a variable variable.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

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