Switching to Java after several years of c# experience(new project)... and it feels like lobotomy has been performed on both the language/machine and my part - no var keyword(yet), horrible work with the collections (but thank god we have at least the streams), basic things like Long are actual objects(not a value type), strings must be compared with .equals ... and suddenly even simple tasks take me horrendous amount of time.

There is this guy at work we call 'the human linter'

Despite his mad clean codes skills: light theme

Dafuq dude :(

My biggest hurdle was finding a way to go from my old 1400*900 screens to 1080p
Needles to say i finally was able to upgrade after years

When you gotta take longer screenshots 😂

(was teaching C++ to a newbie)

Me: aight, so to print a statement, you type cout.

(Proceeds to do so)

Her: um, okay but printer is not connected.

Me: aw, you poor thing.

The CEO at the company I work at has been telling our partners that our PIA is ready. It took me a week to figure out what the hell a PIA was but he actually meant API

When u spend too much time writing Java and suddenly go back to C# yet continue to write Java code 😪

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Was reading a recipe when suddenly some wild JavaScript appeared.

You know you have been coding for a while when you see a sign on the street and think "hey, that could use a bit more margin 🤔"

Starting her young. ;)

Does anyone else get really irritated when they encounter

i = i + 1

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

When a friend says,
"stackoverflow.com is not that good".