open the jar... not the file lol

Browsing devRant on RemixOS, an Android based OS for desktop and laptops.

I should find me a girl that loves to code. Those would be some arguments I would like to pass through

"I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!" - Ovidiu Platon

The Programmer's Circle... :-D

Not that i mean any disrespect but fuck you. Fuck you and all that you stand for. No seriously, just go hit a train and die.
You are a DBMS teacher in an Engineering college and teaching to the Computer Science students in the year 2017, where computers are fully capable of playing sports and simulating human brain.
And you want your students to write down all the sql queries along with their monolithic tabular output on paper..... With pen?
And you wont accept my printed out output?
Fuck you from the depths of my heart.
Go ahead and dont accept my project.
I dont need your fucking credits.

Stack overflow getting a taste of its own medicine

So, Viber says my friend was last online before she was born.

That feel !!!!

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Read Clean Code and came to the realization that I'm a terrible person to everyone who had to read my work.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

In all honesty, if there was a course on giving variables good, informative and not completely stupid names... I would take it.

Slowly going to gitkraken, looks good,

Gotta love the CS students...

"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free"-Linus Torvalds