Truth be told I don't spend a lot of time on devRant anymore because it's becoming so much like Facebook

:/

Working on a piece of code, first created in 1994 and has had constant changes and modifications till 2014

I need to take it and turn it into a procedure library and new methods and classes and I have 3 weeks to do it.

Worst off I'm a junior programmer and I only have 9 months experience with the language

The difference between inheritance and composition

Oh shit, it's disappeared

Not going to one because crowds give me panic attacks unless I've had a beer or ten

I'd like to start using and contributing to github, how and where do I start?

Headphones on, noise cancellation enabled, Google play music enabled.

Connect to my remote desktop and open Jira

See ridiculous backlog and get to work

(Panda for views)

First day back at work, can't remember why my program wasn't working or what the fugg I was doing before I went on leave

I want to ask for my devrant stickers but I'm worried the South African postal service will just lose the package or steal it themselves

Best: Started my first real job as a software developer

Worst: wrote off my 2l turbo megane coupe and scraped the poop off my replacement car

Let's have a thread for embarrassing new years stories!

currentYear++

Happy new year :)!

Alcoholic girlfriend that shitposts about me on devrant </3

She is a cutey though

What's object orientation's favourite method of becoming a millionaire?

Inheritance.

I can't wait to learn a new flavour of JS so I can be completely irrelevant in two weeks again

At the Moscow Circus with the girlfriend.

Suddenly want to create an acrobatics game

He wears black short sleeve button down shirts and a fedora every single day, it's very peculiar

Am I the only one here that doesn't have stickers on my PC?