Me: IT call center.

Lady: Hi! I cant access the shared folder!

Me: Ok. I'll try and help you out. Whats happening when you click on it?

Lady: ok ok... {clicks}... Now it's asking me to entered my password. Should I enter it?

Me: Do you know it?

Lady: Yeah.

Me: yeah try entering it.

Lady: YES. That worked! Thank you so so much!!!

Me: No problem. Have a good day!

The most detailed error report I've ever had from a client. He couldn't login to his email, I asked him to send an email explaining what was going wrong, attach error messages, etc.
I got this from him:

"I can't login to my email, why"

Really?! 😑

Friend: Dude, could you look at my code, see what's wrong??

Me: Its not indented. Indent is properly first..

fear {
display: none;
}

Quick shout out to windows for thinking .css files should be opened with Skype.

After long debugging no luck
Call a friend to help you, then it works

Family think I make websites and webapps

What I actually do is exchange high quality memes on Discord