Advice to any child thinking to start coding:

Stay away from everything that is linked with JavaScript

Haha!!

Hilarious 😂😂

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

My biggest regret is not learning to code earlier in life.

All I want for Christmas is... 😍😍😍

I heard this joke a long time ago and I've tried getting laughs ever since. I swear I won't give up trying.

A priest, a surgeon and an engineer are going golfing on a Saturday. The golf club owner says the court is unavailable - on Saturdays the golf course is in use by a group of firemen who lost their eyesight while rescuing golf club members out of the club house a year back. The surgeon exclaims "that's awful! I'll arrange a fundraiser, maybe we can help improve their eyesight." The preacher folds his hands and states "my communion will include them in our prayers." The engineer is silent for a moment, then asks: "Can't they just play at night?"

If i see someone post inspirational quotes, i can be sure that person does absolute jackshit.

This was supposed to be funny.

Me right now

Smart windows
- {turnoff.us}

Haven’t posted a shirt in a while... 😂

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

I have to show weekly progress on my 2D game engine this monday in order to be graded.. but I can't focus due to tooth of wisdom.

I'm THIS fucking close to using these:

Fuck you you stupid fucking cock sucking power company.

I was fucking in the middle of optimising a class and the power goes out.

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Why didn’t I press save 😂

Now to go find me a UPS for the rare times this occurs, before my phone dies.

That's fair.

If deadline had a face, I'd probably dress up like it for Halloween.

What's scary on Halloween??
A code that compiles and runs successfully at once 😨😨

I'll just leave this here. It's an enter key for you to punch

Am I the only one who is just gonna sit in front of his computer all night? I feel like everyone else has plans for Halloween.

I'm so bored at work and need some excitement I'm playing Russian roulette on eBay... Making random bids on things I sorta want until I'm the Highest Bigger...

Then hoping I get outbid....

Tough call

I trust machines more than humans.

Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P