git 101.. the first and probably the last class on git you'll ever need

It's my birthday and my girlfriend knows me all too well

I fucking hate this about myself in the weekends.

I promise myself to get up early enough and do loads of programming and I end up sleeping in and not being productive all day.

And then at the end of the day I feel guilty.

I hate that.

"If it's not broken, don't fix it"

Follow that and you will be blessed with lots of ugly, duct-taped, hacky and unoptimized code -_-

Credits: unknown

If you leave your Linux system open and your troll friend finds out!

One day programs will write themselves.

Your choice.

Wish I had seen this one before I cursed Math.random too much!

I laughed more than I should. 😅

Because you can't improve on perfection

Sad but true :(

_Taken from a telegram channel_

She: I like people who takes risks.
He : I develop in a prod server.
She: My place or you place? 😉