We love to code
But we don't love what we code

That's deep.

How it feels to fix bugs with your friend at 3am

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

This is NSFW.

Credits: http://stackoverflow.com/a/312629

Shortest Android dev training course, 7 taps! I am now android development, yes? 😂

Q: Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

How I've decided to answer the "can you hack" question from here on in...

"Can you show me how to hack this account please?"

"Sure, you'll need a hammer, a blow torch, chloroform, some pliers and couple of bottles of really pure vodka!"

"What the hell?!"

"Oh, it's so much quicker to just extract a password from a person, than it is to break into a system, I'm not exactly trained in inflicting pain on the human body, but I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out through trial and error, good luck!"

For all you guys struggling at school or work. You're doing great fam. Just hang in there and do your best. Hardwork always pays off.

When you almost fall asleep but then windows 10 starts your computer up for no reason. 😤 💻💥🔫 😴

Pretty much

Its funny cuz it's true 😀

!rant
Me to my bf: You smell. Go shower.
Him: I don't feel like it...
Me: Sudo go shower.
Him: Goddamn it Rudi..
*wait for it*
*He showers*
Me: *evil chuckle* I gotta post this to devRant

Is it only me or is everyone watching on-line coding courses and tutorials at 2x speed?

Friend bought me cards for my birthday. There's no way I'm learning brainfuck...

Best part:

I basically get payed to solve puzzles!