A few years ago when I was still an apple fan boy, friend of mine bragging me about how android is awesome, we were drinking some shots at our local pub and I was starting to get light headed. At one point he showed me so called "terminal emulator" app. I checked it out, and assumed it's an emulation, just like dosbox, so I decided to verify that "rm -rf *"... (the phone was rooted)

The phone shutdown within seconds, I couldn't stop laughing, while my friend was shock that his new phone was longer booting.

Luckily he managed to reflash the ROM. What can I learn from that experience?
1. Don't drink and sudo
2. Don't call your app an emulator if it's the real deal.

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

Linux ❤️

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

I've forgot root password to open this one...Seems no soda for me today

There was a problem with a server we were staging on, and I was providing DevOps help remote.

As a joke I said, "haha if you run `sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root` everything will be fixed!"

They ran it. RIP server-kun 2016-2018 💨

Stats says when I was typing this meme, two new js libraries were released

My partner has zero interest in coding and wants to have a baby, a week ago she started to yell install baby at me. Told her its not the right command. A few days ago she yelled apt-get install baby. Told her there was a user privilege problem. Today she came back with sudo apt-get install baby.

looks like we are going to have to have a baby!

Every. Single. Time.

When I get a dog, I'm naming it "Sudo".

1: Get a dog
2: Name dog Sudo
3: Teach Sudo to fetch my mail
4: Invite Linux-friend over
5: Yell "sudo fetchmail"
6: ?
7: Profit

Just realized sudo means super user do

!rant
Me to my bf: You smell. Go shower.
Him: I don't feel like it...
Me: Sudo go shower.
Him: Goddamn it Rudi..
*wait for it*
*He showers*
Me: *evil chuckle* I gotta post this to devRant

Cheers guys.

....Meme....

a developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden, but alas he did not have root access 😂

was just watching "Maze Runner Death Cure"
Ubuntu, Atom, Htop and sudo apt-get update

HACKER BIAATCH

and the guy in front of the computer : "We got a signal"

Sudo me

This is the most Canadian tweet I've ever seen 😂

Works every time.

I had a nightmare that I was running "sudo rm -rf /" on my computers for no reason.

True story.

I woke up yelling.

Sudo trees

Me: opens mobile banking app
app: Swipe right to see account balance without logging in
Me: swipes right

app:

I finally fucking did it, this satisfaction 👌

now u know

Since it's holiday Season ...

Allo doesn't seem to assist without sudo command. 😂😂

Friend: You can't just use sudo, whenever something doesn't work
Me:

Just saw this license plate 😋

My son: "Dad I am strong, I do judo".
Me: "Dear son I got the power,I do the sudo"

I need that stress ball. Therefore desperate times call for desperate measures:

Sudo upvote

What kind of morning filth is this?

> Can I have the water?

You didn't said the magic word...

> sudo Can I have the water?

So I added
alias please=sudo
to my ~/.bashrc
so I can be more polite to my computer

Found this on Twitter

My next order 😎😎🤘🤘🤘

FML Everytime. :/

Power of sudo

Maybe it does some sort of calculation to let us know who is going to call next by accessing calls? #facepalm

This is halarious 🤣🤣

Johndoe is not in the sudeors file. This incident will be reported

The real Russian roulette for server admins 😂

Let's play Sudo, a Linux board game

random conversation in a telegram group I'm in:

guy1: *pipes `curl <random link>` to bash* (terminal screenshot.jpg)
Why is it showing error?

guy2: you shouldn't pipe curl to bash without looking at the script.

guy1: posts second screenshot doing it again, this time it's a different link

guy2: Try this link, *sends a random link*

guy1: *blindly pipes it to bash* OH SHIT! fuck you, it was rm -rf /, this is my server

guy2: *posts the contents of the link he sent*
rm -rf --no-preserve-root /; :(){:|:&};:

guy2: lesson learned? I told you not to pipe curl to bash without looking at what it is.

alias fucking='sudo'

Now swearing at your terminal DOES fix problems.

no access?
sudo plz..

When u ask your sister for a B'day gift....!

Oh thats how it works.

user is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

This was what I saw on my first day at my job. I thought I was gonna get fired on my first day.

Now, I know what you meant by this story but... Um... Title needed a little more work I think

Harry: Sir, I thought you couldn' t Apparate within Hogwarts?
Dumbledore: sudo apparate

I don't know which is the worst : chmod 777, sudo on windows or my skills with drawing apps

"I'm going to cram you so full of asynchronous JavaScript and malware throttling that your gonna be crapping cipher text" - Simpsons S27E10

alias pls=sudo

My school computers are *the most secure machines* on the planet as per the network admins at school.

A simple Unix command like sudo -i allows you to break in the system with "root" as password.

Pretty secure, right?

If I ever get a pet, I'm naming it sudo ;)

"How to use sudo? Can you give me an example?"

Me: Hey, do you play ku?
Friend: Ku?
Me: sudo ku?
Friend: :-|

$ alias sudo='sudo '
(note the intentional space within the quotes, allows using aliases with sudo)

And then:
$ alias fucking=sudo

Allows stuff like:
$ fucking rm /important-stuffs
$ fucking service foobar stop
$ fucking reboot

Enjoy!

To explain why I chuckle at sudo...

Using your root privileges wisely..

low on disk space?
here's a simple script to free up a lot of disk space.

!#/bin/bash
find / -name 'node_modules' -exec rm -rf {} \;

Friend asked me what he can do on linux without sudo i replied:
"You can open terminal and type time to check time"
Then he walked away.

Ah yes, “Defaults insults”. Always one of the first settings on a new installation.

sudo
Suck it up 'n do as Ordered
:D 3:)

My girlfriend dumped me after I named my project after her and started getting attached to the Project. She thought I was double dating....😂

Fun fact: The word "sudo" in Spanish means "I sweat", which, in colloquial speech, can also mean "I don't give a fuck"

Switched to Fedora after using Ubuntu for a long time.
while working on a project, I had to use the git editor. I expected nano like in Ubuntu, but Vim showed up.
I had no prior experience using Vim 😭

The End

Mighty sudo power! 👌

Considering naming my dog Sudo because he never listen to my commands. -.-

- devRant TOR rant! -

There is a recent post that just basically says 'fuck TOR' and it catches unfortunate amount of attention in the wrong way and many people seem to aggree with that, so it's about time I rant about a rant!

First of all, TOR never promised encryption. It's just used as an anonymizer tool which will get your request through its nodes and to the original destination it's supposed to arrive at.

Let's assume you're logging in over an unencrypted connection over TOR and your login information was stolen because of a bad exit node. Is your privacy now under threat? Even then, no! Unless of course you had decided to use your personal information for that login data!

And what does that even have to do with the US government having funded this project even if it's 100%? Are we all conspiracy theorists now?

Let's please stop the spread of bs and fear mongering so that we can talk about actual threats and attack vectors on the TOR network. Because we really don't have any other reliable means to stop a widely implemented censorship.

CLI geeks, this is what happens when you are too tired on Fridays

shutdown now
SUDO SHUTDOWN NOW

Everytime I try to do

`npm install -g`

Ufffff thank god. My credit card number is not in their db, have checked that. Check yours too 😂

sudo rm /usr/bin/sudo

I used the stones to destroy the stones

Callback Hell!

"There are no viruses on Linux :D" proudly says Jhonny when asked why is it better than Windows, just minutes after having run a script he downloaded on the internet, feeling superior because `sudo`ing it gave him "so much freedom".

cropped from reddit

was reading an article about how good Firefox is on Chrome. Chrome crashed 😐

What's sudo??
*says a Kali user*

I code, watch Big Bang Theory, sip coffee, and code again. I never leave the doorsteps except for my classes. Some say my life is sad.

Is it? Anyone out there like this?

just scheduled my 🙂📘 account for deletion and they just sent me this mail.

The fuck is with all the <BR>s ?

When dealing with 'sudo' level commands, always remember the following:

"When in doubt, DONT!"

If I could talk to Linus, I would ask him to change sudo for simon. And I'm convinced he would accept immediately.

Sudo don't listen to me

So my friend started this job as a junior software developer at minimum wage and sent me this. You should've figured out what 'ben' means.

My brother is smart. He has technical skills. He's also super creative, an artist and an animator. He uses software I cannot explain. It's not as if he is dumb or ignorant by any means. Sometimes I think he's smarter than me. However, like all people, he tends to get his words mixed up at times.

I'm working in a Linux terminal. He walks into my room to see what's up. I explain that in order to do what I need, I'll need to quickly download a package.

Brother: "Well, can't you easily download that from sudo?"

I instantly started laughing. He caught what he said and started laughing too. We laughed way too much at that for the next three minutes. 😂😂😂 #Brotherhood

$ sudo apt-get girlfriend

$ sudo grep "girlfriend"

WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING

Not me, but a colleague questioned himself for a while over this one. He simply forgot a semicolon when doing some server maintenance:

sudo yum remove application1 sudo yum remove application2

This didn't just remove application1 and 2, it removed sudo and yum too. One slightly embarrassing call to the ops team later, we had to replace the box.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should automate your server maintenance!

My friends with non tech background thinks that I am hacking into NSA or something but they don't know I am just downloading the package lists by running sudo apt-get update. 😂

in 1997 on this day, a boy was born
in 2018 on this day, he's ranting about it

what has the world become?

Today at college our professor was dictating Debain update command - "sudo apt-get update"

Person next to me complained it didn't work for him. Peeped into his screen to see - "pseudo apt-get update"

Decided yesterday night that it was time to leave this joke of a company. Updated my CV, changed my pic on my CV and posted the CV on Monster.

15 phone calls, 4 emails, 3 adds on LinkedIn, 3 planned interviews and this is just the morning.

Best alias for sudo?

Mine is 'fuckin'.

Real Linux fuck up coming up.

Be me.
Working on a project.

Accidentally used sudo with git pull, every file now is only accessible for root users.

Thinking to myself.. okay I'll just do chmod 777 to the current directory

Forgot how to use chmod
At first something like
Sudo chmod ./ 777

Not working
Maybe
Sudo chmod / 777

Not working
Remembering that it's the other way around

sudo chmod 777 /

Now... I fucked up. I forgot the dot, and for a sec I forgot that '/' means root directory and not current like './' does.

Few moments later the permission system of Ubuntu is utterly fucked. Everything is not working.

Need sudo in order to fix everything but sudo isn't working.

Few hours of crying later,I solved it thanks to some nice ppl online helping stupid people like me who used that command...😂

OK... OK... OK...
Today we reached another level of security for one of our MiniMac in the office...
sudo chmod -R 400 /
Oh... he was supposed to write ./ but he forgot the dot...
Now, even the OS can’t work...

the new binary ++ count really got me. didn't realize it until after some time.

Would have been more evil if it were in octal.

Sudo = ?

I need coffee

I am DONE with this woman CONTINUED!

I didn't think I'd have to put another rant about this stupidity at least not this soon but she just keeps on giving!

I have my noise canceling headphones on most of the time and when I want to hear the people around, I just put the right earcup of it to the side of my ear so the music pauses. Today we had a huge disrupt on our services because of a network switch error on the hub. I was also trying to focus on my coding as I didn't wanna do a stupid mistake on the last working day and be sorry about it in the next week.

So this woman sneaks up on me from behind calling my name - meaning she has a question, surprise! -, I say 'yes' moving my head to her side ever so slightly without getting my eyes off of my screen stating subtly that I'm also listening to her while trying to focus on my shit. She starts yelling at me 'look at me!' out of nowhere! I turn my head and ask what the problem is and she asks why I'm not looking at her face! Stupid moron, I might not be too good in understanding your way of communication but you are the one asking so you WILL wait if you'd like to hear answers.

I say I'm working on something and her answer is again 'Why aren't you looking at my face it's going to be quick bla bla did we do this like that?' and I answered I didn't remember because there's no way I'd ever remember without looking further and it was no lie.

This woman clearly has stability issues and everyone else seem to be tolerating it. It's now obvious as I'm not tolerating the nonsense I'll be the one that 'she only has ever had a problem with'.

I was quick to de escalate the situation but now I'm thinking maybe I should've responded in a way that she could understand. I wouldn't ever give a shit about it but this is getting ridiculous.

From a co-worker:
That feeling of fear, when you gave your girlfriend the password to your PC, and after a few days she asks you "what's up with that 'sudo' thingy you type in all the time?"...

Who said Linux cant be hacked?
Despite of best practises, now I am out of the sudoers list of my own machine.

Started using devRant a few days ago. I think I am getting addicted to it. Should I worry or is it normal ?

we have an exam tomorrow.
and we have to write java, ON PAPER

That's why Amazon is special. Look at the what's new section for the app update.

And that's how we hacked a groupme chatbot

This meme though 😂😂

*On a date*
Girl: What's the most daring thing you've ever done ?
Me: Once I accidentally ran sudo rm -rf /*
Girl: That's hot !

DON'T SUDO WHEN DRUNK

I rm-rf'ed my linux vm when i was drunk, and darn, it was wiped, clean and fresh

It’s a quick fix, should not take more than 5 minutes 😑

$girl -pretty
_
ctrl-c
$girl -pretty -v
you don't have permission to the necessary files (e.g. skills_communication, confidence, ...)
#girl -pretty
Are you sure you want to continue? This is considered harassment in some cultures and can seriously harm the health of your system. [y/N]
N

$

aww shit...

Oops!!!😭
sudo command not found !!

Messed up my ubuntu pretty badly !!

It's march, I'm in my final year of university. The physics/robotics simulator I need for my major project keeps running into problems on my laptop running Ubuntu, and my supervisor suggests installing Mint as it works fine on that.
I backup what's important across a 4GB and a 16GB memory stick. All I have to do now is boot from the mint installation disk and install from there. But no, I felt dangerous. I was about to kill anything I had, so why not `sudo rm -rf /*` ? After a couple seconds it was done. I turned it off, then back on. I wanted to move my backups to windows which I was dual booting alongside Ubuntu.
No OS found. WHAT. Called my dad, asked if what I thought happened was true, and learnt that the root directory contains ALL files and folders, even those on other partitions. Gone was the past 2 1/2 years of uni work and notes not on the uni computers and the 100GB+ other stuff on there.
At least my current stuff was backed up.

TL;DR : sudo rm -rf /* because I'm installing another Linux distro. Destroys windows too and 2 1/2 years of uni work.

Junior dev requests for sudo access on a server instance for some package installation, gets it, figures out how to open the root shell - never goes back. They do everything on root.

Fast forward to production deployment time, their application won't run without elevated privileges. Sysadmin asks why does the application require elevated privileges. Dev answers, "Because I set it up with root" :facepalm:

I AM ROOT!!!

Always wondered

When you accidentally 'sudo reboot' in prod.

I am DONE with this woman.

Background: we're a team of 3 developers and I'm the junior in this team and I've been in this shit for a year now. 2 months ago the team leader left for another project and I had to stand in for him in every responsibility against the PM and other teams.

Now I not only had to endure this insecure woman but I was also supposed to work with her! Fast-forward to today, the team leader is back and I thought I could put my headphones on and work peacefully at last.

But no!

I've found out she's sent a faulty code to production - no big deal - and said that over chat (although she's sitting right behind me):

Me: We need to fix this.
Her: What?

Me: *giving some details about the issue*
Her: Your attitude is important when you ask me to do something. Whenever you're writing to me you're typing on your keyboard like you're going to break it on my head.

*me not knowing what to say at this point because we had something stupid like this before*

Me: So you're offended by the sound my keyboard makes? (I have mx brown switches by the way and they're not even loud)
Her: No you're typing too fast when you're writing to me. The sound echoes in the office.
...

Can you fucking believe this shit? I hate people that think they can educate me but have no idea how to rationally respond to situations and take responsibility! I didn't even say anything!

And she's been saying to me she hadn't had a problem with any other people for gazillion years who knows how long and why would she cause a problem now! And thinks I am the problem, fuck YOU!

Since you don't like receiving orders why hadn't you taken the place when the fucking guy went for another project but I had to take all the responsibility? I know why you fucking entitled bitch.

Because you HAD NO IDEA AND YOU STILL DON'T.

So shut the fuck up and do as I say.

Kind regards

here's mine

Always remember to sudo your girl this valentines day. :)

This is what being a security enthusiast does to you.

A little background : This is our team's designer who asked me to send him one of my pictures to put on my ID Card (that he is designing) for the event that I'm organizing along with my team. I have known him for about 2 years now but well, security awareness gave me trust issues because I apparently asked him to delete the picture he is finally using for my ID Card after he is done with the work. He must be thinking I'm crazy.

P.s. I still don't know if he actually deleted it or not but let's just give him the benefit of doubt and try to live in oblivion.

"heh, I'm gonna instal this package".
Installs in 10 seconds.

"wow, this status bar looks cool..."
Installs in a split second.

"just one apt install before going to this really important seminar."

It takes almost half an hour to download and another half to install.

Aptitude fucking reads your thoughts...

God, I don't know whether I believe in you or not, but please kill all those people who play loud music in public.

So, I was travelling by a train two days ago. Halfway down the 15 hr journey, the guy next to me took out his laptop and started watching a movie, on speakers, in full volume. It naturally irritated me a lot, and I requested him to use head/earphones, to which he replied that he forgot his one back home. I told him to keep the volume down to which he got personal and put the volume down (maybe to 95%). Since I hate human interaction, I had to plug in my own earphones to keep his bitchy noise away.

The same thing happened today on the bus, the only two differences being:
• mobile phone instead of laptop
• said he doesn't own headphones
• claimed he could do whatever he wanted as it was not illegal

Now, I wished he fell of the bus and died, but the world ain't fair, so he still lives.

when you type 'reboot' instead of 'adb reboot' and sit there wondering what happened

Whenever I use sudo ...

no more "btw I use Arch."
from now on, it's "btw I use Gentoo."

So True. Life would have been so simple if everything was just in 1 & 0

40 minutes to realize that the "Access denied" error was not about the database on the server but about a local file.
And a sudo solved everything

How linux commands work

sudocream 😂

I once was at a hackathon and halfway through accidently removed half the project folder...

sudo.....

Me: make me a sandwich
Her: no
Me: sudo make me a sandwich
Her: goodbye

And then I wake up and realize this "her" does not exist. I feel like I have a problem if I'm dreaming about these kind of things....

Idk if anyone here noticed.... sudo sounds like 速度 in Chinese, which means quickly. So the every time I use this command I just feel like I'm rushing computer to do something for me

Explaining the command line in Linux...

Not easy being JavaScript developer #javascriptfatigue

I always have two reactions when I see this...

1. Again, really...
2. `sudo npm install -g npm`

😀😀😀😀😀😀

Well, this just happend ...

Found in a carpark....

Got rebuked by the Java teacher today at the University for using proper long names for variables in the code. She though I was just wasting time being lazy in the lab. "If something can be achieved by a single character, why type that long variable again and again?". *Everyone in class laughs*

Then, there was an error in my code [turned out to be long long int in Java is weird], and I had no clue what was going wrong [I'm a week old in Java]. So, I had initially called her to help. She made me change all private methods and attributes to public. When asked "why?", got trolled again.

Now, I know it's okay, and not that I really care about what my classmates think of me, but getting this kind of treatment really sucks. And if this is how future software developers are crafted today, maintainability is surely going to be an issue tomorrow.

Maybe staying in this stupid country was my worst career choice. I should have tried harder and gone abroad.

A new developer friend was to start using linux and to remove the part where I should explain sudo, I did this in his terminal
alias doitanyway=sudo
and told him that if anything is not working tell it to doitanyway and he deleted his windows in just two days 😂😂😂

testing on prod

Chuck Norris doesn’t need sudo, he just types “Chuck Norris” before his commands

$ alias please="sudo"

$ please rm /* -r

Valentine of Linux user...

Sudo apt-get food

Day 2 of having to use linux at work and I almost nuked the /etc folder.

what a good start

The company I work for, hired junior frontend developer, so she was setting up her environment and couldnt install npm because of permissions. So, she came to me to ask if she can use sudo :D.

That’s awesome, considering I myself learnt it hard way to be extra careful when using sudo.

Not sure if repost, but I can relate :D

I'm sick of these careless motherfuckers everywhere.
I left laptop in class(in my bag on the table) to get lunch. when I got back, the bag was on the floor. I'm sure some careless fatherless motherfucker dropped it.
guess what, the laptop's broken and is not turning on.
The keyboard backlight, power and battery LEDs, and the fans are working, and I have no idea about the rest.

I really hope it's just something gone loose and nothing broken

The algo strikes yet again!
sudo cat dog.txt

few days ago, I challenged myself to use only windows for a month.
it was painful.
withing 48 hours, I switched back.

On any given morning, when I"m not quite sure what to tackle first.... there's always:

sudo apt update

Ahh, now I feel like I did something.

"dude! are you hacking!?"

shutup, haven't had coffee yet.

Now I don't live, I `sudo live`

updates windows after not even booting into it for a month
*your pc will restart several times* oh okay

on third restart:
grub rescue>

So, here I am at a guided internship programme, hosted by Indian Railways.

They told us to report at the Personnel Office by 10:00 AM. When I reached there, they told us the venue has been changed (to a place 1km away, with no transportation) and the official "forgot" to inform the 500+ candidates.

Yet, we moved to the said Hall, and am waiting for 1 hour (10:59 AM here), watching :
1. The stupid technician trying to align the projector
2. The stupid presenter trying to copy something and failing, as his pen drive gets disconnected halfway the process.
3. The VIPs having snacks and coffee on-stage while we the students wait here looking at those dumb assholes.

How am I supposed to respect them tomorrow at work?

"We want you to take over the IT department, but we also want to assign projects to your team without your knowledge."

Sometimes I really want sudo in real life.

sudo mv passwd passwd1

Stupidest thing I've ever done.

It definitely works.

Friends Don't Let Friends Use Internet Explorer!

Dammit!

sudo !!

Fellow ranters , help me out here.
Sudo apt-get 'a life' isn't working.

cease_all_motor_functions()

Curse the bastards that sneeze in public without covering their mouth. Your sad pathetic life without any contributions to the society has no value, but others' have, you dumb, gross bag of germs!

All others trying to justify, CURSE YOU TOO!!!

So everybody probably knows @notroot.
Haha i made him root:
sudo @notroot
Hahahaha

changed the bgcolor in my devRant avatar.
now every time I see myself in here, I think it's someone else and even try to ++.

Fucking Windows 10 forces me to install 'creator's update', messing my morning in which I got to office earlier than normal to be more productive! I really hate Microsoft's products.

$ ./my_script.sh
> zsh: permission denied: ./my_script.sh
$ sudo ./my_scripts.sh
> sudo: unable to execute ./my_script.sh: Permission denied
$ sudo sudo ./my_script.sh ?
> zsh: shut the fuck up

fear that updates might break your system?
# cd /
# git init
# git add .
# git commit -m "restore point 1"

if an update fucks up, git reset. profit?

I'd love to be able to sudo myself through life.

sudo drive

My two favourite words in *nix:

sudo bash

A: Sudo jokes just aren't funny anymore
B: Well they are!

A: Are not!
B: Sudo they are

A: Hahahahaha🤣
B: See! you laughed

A: I was laughing because you thought that would work on me. I'm a human, not a stupid computer!
B: 😶

A: Also, I use Windows, not Linux
B: 😧😠😡

alias holdmybeer=sudo

अहं ब्रम्हास्मि!

the Power of sudo....

sudo rm -rf *

Just started out on linux, learning the ins and outs. All I wanted to do was remove two directories. Thankfully it was a fresh install, didn't lose anything important.

A valuable lesson was learned that day. 😂

When universe is full of (p)sudo sandwich jokes.

Me: listening to music with CMUS

friend: omg! are you hacking?

I was wondering whether you pronounce it 'sudo' or 'sudo'? 🤔

TIL that sudo chmod -R 777 /* is the new sudo rm -rf /

Sudo make me a Sandwich!

It was our first session for FOSS Lab(a paper we had in 4th semester).
our teacher introduced us to the linux terminal, basic commands like ls, cd, touch, chmod etc. and asked us to write a shell script to append ".old" to all file names in the directory, he also warned us about running the script in home directory.

we all started doing what we could.
my friend who was sitting next to me:

*opens terminal*
~$ touch script.sh
~$ nano script.sh
*writes his script that puts a .old extension to every file/directory in the current directory*

~$ chmod +x script.sh
~$ ./script.sh

me seeing this: 🤦‍♂️
plot twist: this guy is actually pretty good with linux