Friend: OMG are you hacking ?

[sudo apt-get update] running

Me: Yes. I am.

Somebody put milk in the tea kettle.

To be entirely fair, I'm sure nobody from here has ever seen a kettle, let alone used one.

Just so we're clear....😑

That one time a Brazilian got into ny GitHub account.

Don't reuse passwords kids!

Every task is for fucking yesterday

Oh my fucking god, we're doing SCRUM, why does every task get stuck in review limbo and take a sprint and a half minimum because of it.

So then I said

Type "SUDO RM -RF /" and press enter.

Dum acts, Every hacker scene in movies screen contains htop and cmatrix, even sometimes 'sudo apt update && upgrade ' is enough .

My boss has been pretty insistent on us writing good tests (which I wholeheartedly agree with) for our new project, and being the less-experienced junior that I am, asked if we could get some guidance or a demonstration.

Took two weeks, but I finally got it said guidance... by opening a pull request with tests that weren't absolutely perfect.

My favorite alias

export alias fuck='sudo $(history -p \!\!)'

I was adding/removing some programs on os x, and accidentally did sudo rm -rf /usr/local ... now guess who is staying all night formating and reinstalling everything? OS X should really ask in such cases..

Sooo i made this program that uses both chromium but also is a rest server. (they need to be together for this program)

Soo the rest server requieres to be run with sudo

But the chromium Browser must not. It says must provide --no sandbox (to run as sudo)

so then i added --no sandbox

and it works like i wanted it.

However every application seems to be glitching sometimes (only ui) but no lag etc.

How can i stop it from glitching :0 i mean it does work though

I try to delete a partition from my sundisk Pendrive using GParted but when I do this I got the error that is shown in the image.

And If I try to use "fdisk" which run `sudo fdisk /dev/sda` following command it gives me ```welcome to fdisk (util-linux 2.34).
Changes will remain in memory only, until you decide to write them.
Be careful before using the write command.

fdisk: cannot open /dev/sda: Read-only file system```

following error does that mean my pendrive permanently broke can anybody help me!