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Decided to try something new today. I think they call it... sunshine?

Let's​ get things done :v

This was my process!

No Man's Sky - more like Fuel Search Simulator

University (only the basics) then internship :)

- Hey , what do you study?
- Computer Science
- So Cool! Can you make me a website for my society?
- 🙄🙄🙄

If Chuck Norris asks a duplicate question on StackOverflow, the original question is closed as a duplicate.

When you start wiring your api and front end together...

A warm welcome I received as I entered home returning from 48hr long exhausting sleepless time.
Thanks for these lovely stickers!

Boss: I need you to start on this new project, how long will it take?

Me: well, hard to say with no specs whatsoever...

Boss: just your best guess

Me: 4 to 6 month I guess?

Boss: so 3 months it is. When can you start?

Me: no specs, sir...and I said 4 to 6

Boss: the specs are almost ready, I know you can simplify it

Me: ...

Boss: just start with the basic infrastructure already

(4 months later)

Boss: here you are the specs, they might change a little in behaviour and design, but all the main stuff is here

(Hands me a A3 with a total of 21 pictures in InDesign)

Me: o....Kay. what happens when I click here?

Boss: oh, we should still talk about the app workflow, I'll get you updated

(2 weeks and 16 total rewrites of the "specs" later)

Boss: you told me it was a 2 months job, why aren't you finished yet? We must deploy in 3 weeks!

Me: ...

Basically script-kiddy-copy-pasting some C++ until I understood how it worked lol (and then learned it properly)

My father taught me. Then I learned from the interwebz. ☺

In my defense, no one reviewed my code 😂😂😂

When you want to be a developer and ended as tester.

Favourite Programming Quote - Whats yours?

"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things." - Bill Bryson

Well is a long story, but to make it short, a friend started to teach me HTML after that at school they taught me c++, and after my first "Hello World" I was hooked, since then I became an addict to programming and now to devrant