If I'm a package.json "coffee" will be listed in my "devDependencies"

Time spent on Android Studio:

30% - Actual programming
70% - Waiting for gradle to build

I just did it dummy... I have been using devrant when you had to get +100 to get a ball.

Quora be like

One of my Senior Developer's coding practice.. :(
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I think he should learn little bit more...

Please, stop being afraid of git rebase.

Please stop merging master branch into feature branch just to fix pull request conflicts.

I sometimes encounter developers who try to be serious all the time and be super rational at everything and have a pride in never smiling. One time my friend was crying and her dev boyfriend went like "I am a developer and I think rational, the way you think about X........." Dude shut the fuck up and hug her! Nobody gives a fuck about you being a RoboCop right now. The fact that you lack emphaty and emotional capacity doesnt make you a mighty god, it makes you a fucking asshole.

I saw a commit with suspicious code days ago. After warning my immediate superior he ignored me and yesterday proceeded to deploy.

Now we have items in cache for days instead of minutes. I guess next time he will listen to me.

Karma...you're the best.

An ex-team member was complaining to me about his manager reviewing his code. Shortened version of the convo:
Mgr: "Why didn't you use the new C# built-in extension methods?"
Dev: "No reason. I thought using the straight forward approach would be easier to maintain"

Ha!..you conceded, arrogant mother <bleep>er. How many times did I have to listen you berate other developers in code reviews for not using some random C# syntax sugar? Comments like "If you bothered to read the new C# 7.0 language specification like I did...you would have known not to use the string.Format anymore..."

Now you're pissed that the manager embarrassed you? How does it feel d-bag?

That's too evil...so I simply responded "I don't think Nick meant anything negative about your code, he's just trying to help."

Seeing him stir around all pissed off does make me giggle like a little schoolgirl.

Hilariously cool error.

I mean, not everyday your editor tells you to meditate or sing you a bob Dylan’s song, right?

That’s a nice touch atom.

Anyone who uses spaces instead of tabs is a freaking monster.

It really annoys me when someone opens an app in Android phones and then leave it open in the background.

Are you reading your own email?! Do you even comprehend what you just wrote?!

At least it's Friday. Happy Friday everyone!

Emails with read receipts

Learning vim out of fear of being stuck with it with no other options

when people address you as "sir" or "him" in an email because girl developers apparently aren't a thing. -_-