LOL this was actually a true story, it seems she had to delete her twitter account and make a new one! 😂😂😂

💙💛 oopsie

At a former job, the company decided to replatform to Salesforce. The entire dev team was laid off. But it would take an outside agency a year to build the Salesforce site. The company wanted the devs to stay for an additional year.

The only severance was something they called a stay bonus. It was 30% of our gross income but it was still contingent on performance. And if they decide to let you go earlier, it gets prorated if you still qualify for the bonus. Not a good deal.

Each month a dev left. By the time I secured a new job and left, all that remained of the dev team was a junior frontend dev and two team leads (one FE and one BE) with no team to lead. Well, there were contractors, but they were only brought on after the Salesforce replatform announcement. I’m pretty sure the company had to hire even more contractors. No idea how much that cost them.

For me, I think it was serendipitous that I gave notice during their busiest time of year. They actually tried asking me to extend my notice. Karma was coming back to bite them. Not just for the Salesforce thing. But also for their lack of support when I was blindly accused of being both insubordinate and incompetent.

New client: can we go live next month?
Me: do you think you are our only client, or do you want to pay an extra priority fee?
New client: what?
Me: what?

*Crickets"

Headache, great success, with pure css!

Hey bitches!
I am back! It's almost Christmas ⛄🎄⛄🎄⛄🎄

Hows work?

Corp: you will get a four hour assignment to work out
Me: cool nice.
Corp: here it is, build a dragon with conflicting requirements, stocks but without any form of pricing mixed in. Then slay that dragon and post it to the static backend we created.
Me: cringe much?
Corp: yeah, you can spend more than 4h but be sure to spice things up abit. Since it is frontend, and all we spin up from the backend is flat data. But it must exhale an exciting user experience.
Me: stop the cringe pls!

New issue tracker has a dedicated screen for every issue. Noice!

Powernaps, donuts, powernaps, and well...

More donuts.

Ima do a space race, yes

Dude, run!

I think managers should at least know what is CSS and what is not. But NOOOOOOO.

Career ladder ...

They did not fire me, right?
They just took over another complainy?
To reduce competition by power and then...
They give you half a years of paycheck to leave...

Is this, how we do business?

Should I accept this offer or more pls comment I devored 3 years here.

Headhunter called about a rejection for an assignment I did:

Assignment had malformed data examples
Assignment had unrealistic timespan for completion
Assignment used item stocks for a shop setup
Assignment didn't use any prices just item stocks

Who builds a webshop without prices in the first place?

So done with this job hunting assessment bullshit.

How u indent your css? Pls?

</workingfromhome></work>

I'm making the assignment in full flexbox, they still using floats tho.

The cringe is never enough.

Can't u get a frree devrant ducky, for sticking around some years here? Who is listing jobs in the Netherlands?

I am making a html maze game 👀 like ... Bruh!

I hate my life today, but tomorrow is weekendfefe

Actually there was a restaurant where without menu they serve what people are eligible of.

That is: Karma

If I worked for teh teslah, I'd give them cars special easter eggs where they rollup to self driving car meetups, hussle drugs and such, and then creep back to their owners houses without them even noticing.

This jobhunting with recruiters is such bullshit. Haha. I'm gonna troll my way away from them fuckwits.

This is just a karma farm i build!

Assignment 4 has been gitted to the cloud. 🤲 Praise be.

So, the apple stocks keep dropping, is the era over?

Assignment 3 is done.
Now to cleanup the code abit. Booo.