-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

I literally laughed out loud

Long but worth it...

So I was cleaning out my Google Drive last night, and deleted some old (2 years and up) files. I also deleted my old work folder, it was for an ISP I worked for over 2 years ago. After deleting the files I had a little twinge of "Man I hope they're not still using those". But seriously, it'd be a pretty big security risk if I was still the owner of those files... right? Surely they copied them and deleted all the info from the originals. IP addresses, Cisco configs, username and passwords for various devices, pretty much everything but customer info.

Guess who I get a call from this morning... "Hi this is Debbie from 'ISP'. I was trying to access the IP Master List and I can't anymore. I was just told to call you and see if there's any way to get access to it again" (Not her real name...)

I had to put her on hold so I could almost die of laughter...

Me: "Sorry about that Debbie, I haven't worked for that company for over 2 years. Your telling me in all that time no one thought to save them locally? No one made a copy? I still had the original documents?!"

Long pause

D: "Uh... Apparently not..."

Another long pause

D: "So is there any way you can give me access to them again?"

Me: "They're gone Debbie. I deleted them all last night."

D: Very worried voice "Can... Can you check?"

This kids is why you never assume you'll always have access to a cloud stored file, make local copies!!

A little bit of background on this company, the owner's wife fired me on trumped up "time card discrepancy" issues so she could hire her freshly graduated business major son. The environment over there was pretty toxic anyway...

I feel bad for "Debbie" and the other staff there, it's going to be a very bad week for them. I also hope it doesn't impact any customers. But... It is funny as hell, especially since I warned the owner as I was clearing out my desk to save copies, and plan on them being gone soon. Apparently he never listened.

This is why you should have a plan in place... And not just wing it...

PS. First Post!

When you "fix" a bug not by actually fixing the bug but by disabling the user's ability to cause the bug.

Dear Websites,

If I have to go through a fucking slideshow or even multiple pages to see your content, I won't be on your site for more than 5 seconds.

Sincerely,
Everyone

Who has been in these meetings?

Please comment 😁

Ok WTF

Karma ♋️

Meow all the meows

If you are a System admin and blocking Spotify for the devs know that you're a fucking asshole and karma is coming for you!

A big FUCK YOU to everyone who called me a nerd in high school.

Who's earning more now? Ha!
Jokes on you!

But seriously, I didn't realise intelligence is highly appreciated until I started working as a developer. 🤑

Never trust on anyone.....😕😕

I love karma :P

I have a bug.
I have a solution.
I was wrong.
I still have a bug.
I repeat.

Who wrote the requirements for this shit?
💩

My favorite css troll rule 😎

* {
display:none;
}

Client got hacked and mauled to another dimension. Why? Telnet w/o limited login attempts. All because Sysadmin likes to have the option of bruteforcing in case he forgets his own password.. karma?

I saw a commit with suspicious code days ago. After warning my immediate superior he ignored me and yesterday proceeded to deploy.

Now we have items in cache for days instead of minutes. I guess next time he will listen to me.

I fried my laptop's lithium-ion battery by overheating it too much when gaming for 1.5 years now. Was only getting 20 minutes on a charge. Bought a replacement battery to install.

My laptop is full-body aluminum, and when removing the difficult-to-remove backplate, I sliced my thumb deeply on the razor-sharp internal edge of the backplate.

Hurt like hell. Took a while to get the bleeding to stop. I had to finish what I started, so I swore I'll be careful the rest of the time.

Yet somehow, my hand eventually slipped and I ended up slicing my OTHER thumb, on the exact same component! And the gash was even deeper and hurt even more! And took 3x as long to stop bleeding! I lost so much blood... 😫

Moral of the story: Be careful when dealing with full-body aluminum laptops. They're fucking evil and dangerous. Also, don't let your laptop reach temps above 82-85 degrees Celsius.

Thankfully, no tetanus from any of this. 😓

Damned, my wife's pms (aka "premenstrual syndrome") is synchronize with the windows update...

What have I done in my paste life's?

I'm insanely pissed and I wish a violent death to everyone who talks to me in the next 12 hours.

I was working on a bash auto-answer script, to automatically answers questions from a long quiz.
To cheat, obviously...

I had finished my script and made a file with questions and a files with all correct answers to test if my script was working or not...

questions.txt::

- Question ?
A: Wrong answer
B: Wrong answer
C: Correct answer
D: Wrong answer

and so on for 65 questions

answers.txt::

Question;Correct answer

for 65 questions/answers...

I was trying to replace the "- " before every question in questions.txt with an incrementing number, like this:

1. Question ?
A:
B:
C:
D:

I tried to do that with sed, I spent 6 hours working on the script, all I needed was a perfect sample file like stated above. So I decided to use sed to replace the "- " with numbers.

At lots of moments, I fucked up with a sed regexp, and it generated lots of files starting with "sed" and a randon sequence of letters/numbers and I deleted them everytime.

And once I found the perfect sed example on StackOverflow on how to replace a pattern with incrementing number, I found the easiest solution, but before trying it, of course, I wanted to delete all the "sed*" files.

So I went on and typed:

rm -f sed *

instead of:

rm -f sed*

So 6 fucking of hours were gone...
I deleted all files because of one stupid blank space.

When I realized it, I closed my laptop and went to bed. It all happened 20 minutes ago. Time to relax, fucking go to sleep.

The lesson is :
Don't cheat or use Git.

Friend: I don’t need git. Git is for people like you who cant do good backup of their code
Me: Yeah, yeah, go do whatever you like...

2h later comes to me:

Friend: Can you make me repo and show how to use it...?
Me: What..? You drunk?
Friend: Naaah, no... My disk broke while ago...

Karma is a bitch :D

Minimum viable feature 🤔

Me and a junior coder are working on a project. However, he likes to think he's funny and say "Ok google" to stop me from using my phone.

He said "Ok google, search midget porn" when I was calling my mom so naturally I need to get back at him, so when he's in the rec room, I backed up all his code on my flash drive, and copied it to the clipboard, and removed all project files from his computer.

He came back while I was in the bathroom, and when I reentered the room and was balling his eyes out, that his project was gone. I said to him, don't ok google me again and I handed him the flash drive back. He has never done anything bad again.

Cursing under your breath at some crufty, amateurish, slow-as-balls code... Checking the repo history to see what sad, soulless sack committed this abomination.. And its me.

I 💓 karma.

Karma is a bitch, who happens to love me.
Which makes me never take revenges.

Thank you karma, for helping me keeping my hands clean. I am wishing you the best of luck for your future endeavors, and just so you know, I believe in you.

I am sure you'll do the best with the manager who thought being a dick was a part of his job. 😉

When pm says jump!
You ask,
From which floor?

Some people should consider pair programming with a bear

Bug :/ Feature

Remember those innocent looking two lines of code that you didn't write a test case for, because they can't possible break, right? Well, they are going to fuck you up.

Devvin' on airport wifi 🤗 killing time

Found this on Reddit today, thought of you

So, I had a friend who hated VS Code like a fuckton alot however, most of my friends are VS Code users and he's the only one who uses atom. He say that it's greater than VS Code and code then would die sooner.

Fast forward to today, he now ranted at my Discord DM about atom ahving slow startups, extensions that doesn't work, that kind of shit, not to mention hentried to commit improperly indented code (we have nazi style enforcement in out projects regarding codestyle) and made CodeClimate ranted over it.

"That's what you get for shitting VS Code" I said. Hours later, he tried VS Code and he instantly fell in love with it.

One down, more to go

FUCKING FUCK JAVASCRIPT AND IT'S FUCKING 10000 DEVDEPENDENCIES.

LET ME FUCKING CODE AND WRITE TESTS AND NOT SPEND FUCKING ONE FUCKITY FUCK WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FUCKING MAKE MOCHA AND KARMA PLAY WITH FUCKING ES6 CODE YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT TECH.

I NO LONGER FUCKING KNOW WHICH PACKAGES I FUCKING NEED AND WHICH I FUCKING DON'T FUCKING DUMBFUCK FUCKWIT OPEN AND HACKABLE MY BROWN ASS PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY STACK.

I have never written a single unit test in my life. Hence my code breaks from time to time. Karma is a bitch 🤣

$ npm audit

> found 19 vulnerabilities (10 low, 5 moderate, 3 high, 1 critical)

$ npm audit fix

> fixed 0 of 19 vulnerabilities in 11987 scanned packages

> (use `npm audit fix --force` to install breaking changes; or do it by hand)

$ npm audit fix --force

> npm WARN using --force I sure hope you know what you are doing.

Me too, buddy. Me too.

So ... Facebook somehow found out I used a 'fake' rear name and forced me to switch it back ...

So now they can again sell my data, and I am again haunted by stupid ads I don't want ...

Fucking Zuckerberg!!!!

Curly boy

API endpoint 1: needs dates in utc formatting

API endpoint 2: needs dates formatted yyyy-mm-dd

I did not touch a computer in 3 days
\o/

Karma...you're the best.

An ex-team member was complaining to me about his manager reviewing his code. Shortened version of the convo:
Mgr: "Why didn't you use the new C# built-in extension methods?"
Dev: "No reason. I thought using the straight forward approach would be easier to maintain"

Ha!..you conceded, arrogant mother <bleep>er. How many times did I have to listen you berate other developers in code reviews for not using some random C# syntax sugar? Comments like "If you bothered to read the new C# 7.0 language specification like I did...you would have known not to use the string.Format anymore..."

Now you're pissed that the manager embarrassed you? How does it feel d-bag?

That's too evil...so I simply responded "I don't think Nick meant anything negative about your code, he's just trying to help."

Seeing him stir around all pissed off does make me giggle like a little schoolgirl.

I think @marthulu can relate 😄 other dutchies too

</holiday>

My favorite excuse overheard for running Windows over Linux: "I like my sh*t to work."

Then... as if it was planned, his presentation PC running Windows force rebooted to install patches.

Recruiter: why did you quit last job
Me: why not? It was worth quitting 🤣

*Awkward silence*

2 more interviews tomorrow 🗣️

🛣️ Drove 350km today
😴 Much sleepy
⏰ Such early wake
🚗💨 Many travel

WOW

My CSS skill so high 😵
increases lineheight↕️
Like lime light 🍋

Saw this today, wanted to play dino jump game

Project doesn't run ...
32k files in 6k folders ...

Fuck me

I work at a startup and our office is inside a collab-space. Last week they organized a workshop called:
"Using the blockchain to prevent loeliness".

And even worse: people were paying to attend it :(

Boss: this is different from the old console I don't like it

Me: but this has been approved by product management and the team already made estimates and committed to the feature

Boss: Well this needs to change, our existing users will not like it

Me: This is far from agile to be honest, and the change came from user feedback analysis

Boss: You are not doing your work *swears and curses* this is against the team direction!

Me: then why was this committed on this sprint? All I did was facilitate the needs of the team to proceed development.

Boss: *runs out office and starts calling other bosses to boss around*

Runs in 5 minutes later, saying we are not allowed to destroy a feature with enhancements like this.

Me: *Infinite facepalm*

npm install good-nights-sleep

When I was younger I would start ironing a shirt poorly knowing full-well my mother would see me doing it badly and take over to do it properly.

Karma is a bitch. Now my colleagues ask me over for help and I normally end up taking over control of their pc to rewrite shit. I swear they do it on purpose.

Me: can you add x to y?
Dev: sure mate, done tomorrow
Me: kay thx

Next day:
Dev: ok I added x to z! There you go
Me: infinite facepalm

Hired a designer below me.. guy never wrote a full back nor frontend... Used npm shit for all his solutions and worked his way above me just by kissing ass and polluting the codebase in such a way 70% would be open source shitty plugins for shit he could not do by himself code wise...

At some point he assigned some of his tasks to me and I couldn't work with his patchy framework that was non existent within the codebase I worked on ...

At some point between npm installed tantrums I got pulled up to HR because my code quality dropped... And it was this fucktart that accused me of this saying I could not do modern development...

In the end I either had to butkiss after his butts or just quit, so I did the latter... I told him and HR I owned alot more code quality than this asshat but just not his way of working and therefor it was more an issue of code equality I was never aware of ...

A month after that the company got overtaken by some silicon valley bullshit company buying up competition, and he is still working within that shithole dealing with 90's tech...

Was the best thing that happened to me, after that I grew alot in skillset and such by investments from other jobs and projects... If I would still work there today I would consider myself a caveman

Frontend vs Backend

I once saved lives sending cpr teams to heart attack victims through an sms gateway platform.

This was amazing considering it was back in 2008 ;)

After 2 interviews and an make home and pitch project...

'Sorry we were not really looking for a new frontend developer'

Like... How?!?!

Hackerman walks into a bar

One of our senior dev enjoys berating the other devs because they don't check-in code according to his schedule (once a day, once an hour..he flip-flops a lot), then when they do, he 'reviews' their code, beating them up because of incomplete features, commented out code..petty..petty nonsense.
Ex. (this occurred couple of weeks ago).

Ralph: "The button click code in this event isn't complete"
Dev: "No, its not, the code in my development branch. You said it was best practice to check in code daily whether the code worked or not. I didn't finish the event last night and ..."
Ralph: "Exactly. Before you check any code into source control, it has to work and be 100% complete. What if someone moved that code into production? What happens if that code got deployed? I'm not even going talk about the lack of unit tests."
Dev: "Uh..well..the code is on the development channel, and I branched the project in my folder ...I didn't think it mattered.."
Ralph: "Ha ha...you see what happens when you don't think...listen..."
- blah blah blah for 10 minutes of hyperbole nonsense of source control check-in 'best practice'

This morning Ralph's computer's hard-drive crashed.
Ralph: "F-k! ..F-k! ... my f-king computer hard drive crashed!"
Me: "Ouch...did you loose anything important?"
Ralph: "A f-king week of code changes."
Me: "You checked everything into source control on Friday ...didn't you?"
Ralph: "F-k no!...I got busy...and...f-k!"
Me: "Look at the bright side, you'll have a good story to tell about the importance of daily check-ins"

Oh...if looks could kill. Karma...you're the best.

I aways think "how the fuck did you spill that on your keyboard...dumbass." Spilled half a protein shake on my keyboard this morning. It was pretty granular. I'm a less judgmental person now.

Guesstimations :/

Headhunter: what is your motivation to work here
Me: you contacted me about this role
Headhunter: *sigh*
Me: 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Its so hot in the office, makes it hard to dev and focus 😅

Suggesting haha.length

The important thing in life 🤨

The moment you realize, you are not getting your own website's Google Analytics information because of your Ghostry and Ad block plus installed :|

It hurts 10 folds when you spend 8 hours in debugging and on SO before epiphany ://

Karma is a Bitch :|

First day of vacation after 5 months of overtime... aaaaand I'm stuck in bed with a back issue.
Can't even code all the things I had in mind. Nice holidays incoming yay...
At least I have devrant.

You have 38 missed recruiter calls

Holiday apartment has no wifi 😭 WILSONNNNNNNNNNN

So firewall blocks internal demo 🤗 ohwell

Agreed on an offer from company X... Told them I'd sign the contract on my first working day, still a week away.

The offer had a lower salary than my previous job, I needed to relocate, and travel costs were not covered. It was a step back for me but I really needed a new job.

After the weekend I got an invitation for another interview... All went well and the perks were better than the offer made by company X.

Next day I had the second interview and they were very excited and offered me a contract.

Contract came in on friday, signed it and called company X that I'd like to reject the position after reconsidering my options...

Boy were they pissed off 😂

npm install unemployment

How do teenage devs find jobs?

Interesting 🤔🤔🤔

Is the array half full or half empty 🤔🤔

If karma and reincarnation are a thing, probably Hitler is currently devugging JavaScript.

Okay karma, why?!

I made some backup scripts, it should dump our MongoDB every 30 Minutes... Nope I didn't test if there's something in the tar and yes it's my fault but now we needed this backup AND THE ONLY BACKUP SCRIPT WHICH DIDN'T WORK WAS THE ONE WHICH BACKUPS THE DATABASE...

COME OOOOON

Windows update is karma

Fucking first rant here:

So we tried to teach Two new colleagues to typescript and git and testing and stuff and we have a SPOC “which claimed to be very technical”. The SPOC’s task is to keep an eye on the work, and today we have had a review...

After two weeks, the created multiple branches into our git, all with one commit of 400 LOC changed, no merge requestet, issue in Redmine set to “closed”.
Well, by the way they were supposed to write Unit tests for our app.
But I thought, ok, we’ll check their branches.

Their tests all passed (cz) but man, the app didn’t and on compilation there were errors, the app is broken. Damn.

Is it really so far off, that even of They wrote tests, that the app should still work?
AND I THOUGHT IT IS COMMON SENSE. Damn!
Guess how needs to fix it

Fuck this fucking docker bullshit allready

2 recruiters for the same joblisting...
Lets see who has the best bluff 😋🤔😉

New job starts june 19!
Then Iceland the week after that 😍
One week to dev around and upgrade my website abit 😁

Rubber duckies? Check my Dunny army 😍😍😍

Tomorrow starts my new job 🤔
Am I gonna rant more 😝
Or maybe less 🤐

Go devrant, place your bets!

Why is it called shutdown and not shutup

Treeson aiding me in lack of rubber ducky

Design: a solution to a problem
Art: a question to a problem

So a month after being rejected for a position because it is was the holiday season and the cogs were turning slowly...

Fucking bitch (ceo of corp) contacts me and invites me for another talk

Look lady, I landed another job while you didn't want me at that timeframe and your cogs needed oil... Tough loss ain't it lol 😳🙈

saturday(){
return tldr;
}

Hate it when PO assigns an issue to me when it's five to beer o clock

//Girlfriend asks question
If(answer != desiredanswer){
return false;
}

So ... Yeah ... I survived a week in my holiday apartment with no wifi...

Now to wait for that phone bill 😂 oh well

So testing starts in 2 weeks ... lets change the api and micro manage the UI before that 🙄

Write comments like Morgan Freeman describes how the software was build.

In other news ... The company that booted me and 5 colleagues in april had a water leak and now the entire sales floor was flooded, resulting in +10.000 euro water damage 🤣 good luck making your Q1 sales targets 🤣

Karma much bitches 😂

Installs Plugin to do certain tasks _faster_ on Android Studio..
.
.
Android Studio loads/runs _slow_ because of certain Plugins..
.
INSTANT KARMA 👏🏼 👏🏼

Scrum master, scrum faster

Ranting too much on Windows updates comes with karma.

(I know, I guess it’s about time to clean its screen)

Instagram tries bigdata on #hashtags

Python syntax is almost like KARMA! 😒😓
Karma is "what you do is what you get" while
Python syntax is "what you see is what you get"

let gfInput = '';
try {
gfInput = getInput('Will you marry me? ')
if(gfInput == 'Y'){
// KISS HER
}else{
throw {msg: 'she dumped you.', code: 'red'}
}
} catch( err ) {
//if err.code !== red . just cry but if red... uh oh
if(err.code == 'red'){
// GOTTA DO SOME DAMAGE
let msg = {
sender: 'anonymous',
recipients : ['dad', 'mom', 'brother', 'sister', 'uncle'],
messageBody: '****ntha has been fucking some dude...'
}

sendText(msg);
}
} finally{
// send ****ntha a good bye message
var msg = {
sender: 'pk359',
recipients: ['****ntha'],
messageBody: 'I invite you ****ntha to my wedding with your best friend *licia. PEACE, bit*h'
}
sendText(msg)
}

Aced the interview
Did not forget bag this time 😂😉

When i downvote a rant I always upvote 2 others to keep a good karma

First week on the new job was awesome 🤗 Iceland work visit next week 😍

7 hour dev call 🤨

So ... another week of job hunting down the drain 😄 its getting boring guys 🙄

When I look at the clock in 2018
And its like 20:18
Then be like 🤷‍♂️ 👽

When devRant teaches u perfect "Karma".

This was a coincidence!

I got 100++ and I upvoted 100++

Don't use tables!!! Tables are bad MKAY??

said the designer that needs to tripple wrap links to render them as buttons...

3...
2...
1...
Facepalm.init()

I don't pay much attention to my local file system when developing-- that's what my operating system and IDE are for. ...So I've thought, at least.

Today, my code didn't compile. I'd been noticing some pesky 'running out of memory' notifications, and mostly brushed them aside. I've spent the last hour deleting various log files and defragging the drive.

Yay ...
No more !important in SCSS...
All colors pulled from variables...
Such code ... Very clean 😂

You are not prioritizing your work!!!

Well I am but you keep throwing more work in my direction on like a daily basis ...

Friday :/ just me and one support guy in office 👍 fun

Useless

Someone gave me his code and told me to improve it and being the nice guy I am I agreed. Then while trying to work on that, a dozen other people asked me to help them with their code too, so in the end I barely got any work done.

I should stop helping people

Just npm install
Then npm run dev

Aaand

Nothing works

10.00-16.00 conference call...
It's a trap!

Aaaaah fuck, there goes the paycheck 😭

Created 2 pull requests 🙄
They will get rejected tho 🤔

Just posting the rant a team mate gave today after nothing worked:

Fuck ionic... fuck Karma... fuck webstorm and fuck this company.

After he said it he went home.
I could totally understand him because I felt the same way

So they were renovating the toilets on my floor this week and despite all the noise from the drilling and taking down walls I was very productive 😍

Dat moment when @billgates ++ your rant 😍

Headhunter: "For this new role you would be the first developer in the company responsible for both the back and frontend, you will also have to test your deliverables, give support to users and report to the..."

*CLICK*

Had to hang up on dat shit 🙉

I am hoping this is based on an array 😂

Javascript Sucks !!!! Perfect Example of Karma is cyclic dependency in javascript.

After 2 weeks I really like it here on devrant... And its mostly because we all somewhat face the same shit together today, every day. And still we continue.

That is what dev is all about 😃

One day, to job offers to choose from

Today was a good day 🤣🤞

Somehow I keep thinging that dyson is judging my cooking skills when I see this, all I smell is spices and herbs but nooooooo

Mr air quality do not approve

Jan: hello endpoint x is missing
April: hello endpoint x is still missing

Today I submitted my code without making sure it doesn't have any bugs because I was running out of time. Fuck.

Let's hope I'm brilliant and this works out.

Making a playlist is really easy when you are drunk

Proposal is in, Iceland here I come 😇
#signherepls

Dat new job 🎉

<rant>
I was once a pure server side developer. Then came full stack development. So in order to keep up with the competition, I had to brave through front-end development.

But goddamn javascript, make up your mind between functions, and “Objects”.

Also variable visibility. Goddamnit. I thought ES6 was widely supported. I was happy doing const and let bbut goddamn testing frameworks, grunt and shit. Can’t make up it’s mind to support it unitedly.

And lastly, IE. Goddamn it, why the fuck are you not supporting Promise by default. We’re fucking 2017. [insert slowpoke meme]
</rant>

One good thing though, I like the library vuejs.

Bad thing is, this is just the beginning of a much more upcoming headache.

Mockups are just memes without clear requirements ... There I said it!

Installing android studio

That moment you want to shazaam a song in the bar... Then open up skype and before you recall what app you wanted to open the song just ended ://

We had a zx spectrum with a rubber keyboard.

Later we switched to the c64 and we wrecked a shitload of controllers 🤪

File caching issues as bugs 🤗

CSS !important ninja turtles 🐢

So @dfox ... when I subscribe to people, why not show their posts in my feed??? This is overuse of the notifications system I think...

So, who here plays ingress... What faction?

PO: Is it done yet?
PO: Whats the status?
PO: Any progress??

My brain: Did we have requirements for this, or just a deadline

Comboboxes with inline checkbox for multiselect 😂

Six job interviews in one week
And now
I be tired

This ea shit is so damn glitchy 🙄🙄

To overtime ... or not to overtime ...

That's the question 🤔🔫

I love how people who demotivate and disrespect me or any one gets fucked eventually :)

Best practice is just a theory 😂

sys.getsizeof(None)
16

Went out for a drink after work ... Ran into my boss, and I think he might be quite the mentor

I love it when docker just decides to kill my containers 🤪🤪🤪

//Angular introduction
ng-hell="oWorld()"

I am so tired 😧
Hope I can continue 😕

So my contract won't get extended :/
They want to centralize the team in the uk before the brexit... so... Fuck

Office internet down :/ boredddd

I bought an aquarium, needs some weekly maintenance, is very comforting to watch and it is nice to see things grow.

Recruiter: Hey! Ya want new job?!?!
Me: Maybe what bout???
Recruiter: Just mix rabies virus with influenza virus...
Me: Ah so ... Zombie apocalypse??
Recruiter: Yeah something like that!!!
Me: Mkay where does one sign?

Finished all my tasks for senior promotion ... Teamlead was like ... What promotion? I thought you wanted to stay medior? RLLY????

While he kissed asses for his senior promotion, not even having a skillset for teamlead nor senior...

Working the weekend 😄

The typos are strong with this one

Interviews on
Thursday
Friday
Monday
Wednesday

MKAY

Very tired lately, also not very hungry ... And when I am hungry the food just doesn't taste like it used to 🤔 anyone had something lik this and maybe some tips on how to battle this?!

Happy new devs 😉

Rantlog stardate 18052017
Still no pet to pet

*Overpetting rubber ducky*

Why no pet goats tho 🤔

oh joyyy

Whoa who took a designer dump on the new twitter web UI 😵 this shit is fugly!

Flashback to the time that EA got downvoted to -667,000 karma and somehow got gilded 96 times!

I just noticed there are loads of docker memes out there on the web 😋 amusing

Missed the checkin timeframe for my flight by 10 minutes ... Next flight is tomorrow 🙄 fuuuu

So ... All my favorite shops are either closed or closing down soon...

Thank you online shops I guess

I think I get the tabs vs spaces thingy now 😄

The more songs and the more photos you put on your phone, the heavier it gets. Only by a trillion-billionth of the tiniest fraction of an ounce, but still

Played with the hololens today ... Its kinda nice but felt a bit glitchy in use ... Have to play with it some more

Yup ... Shuddhavedonetranslationsfromdayone

If there is no data, it's kind of hard to return it isn't it?????

GDPR course :/

I don't know if this is a joke or a miracle.
I was pooping myself on a toilet, and beside me was a bucket of water, then there was a mosquito in my palm where I held my phone. after I snap it, I accidentally threw my phone at the bucket of water.

First and foremost. It's not a water-proof phone, so don't expect that I'm rich. I immediately grab it and it's so wet.

After a while, it gets a lot of touch bug and plugged in headset which is full of water in it.

tried to wash it after I'm done pooping. shut the phone and wait until it's all dry.

After that, my phone went to teamwip(bootloader) telling me that the custom OS is missing.

After some coding, I checked my phone and it's all normal now.

Lesson Learned: never shit when you have a phone with you.

Wand making and cutting

Avada Kedavra!!!!

Client called, they have enough budget to tap into a new audience 🤔 WHAT?!?!?!?!

ng-if="goDrink(me)"

I had a developer put the css font declaration on every css class, instead of the body... The site used just one font 🤔😂

Had to swap my devrant outfit...
I was smelly 🙄
And now there is ink on my arm 😍

body {
overflow: hidden;
}
// For noob designers

So yesterday I heard that after they let my previous contract expire, all other front enders also left... Awesum!

The moment you wake up from seeing yourself debugging code in your sleep is basically the moment you realise you have been baptised as a true developer.

What experiences have you had which you consider to be your development 'baptism'? :D

Can drop shadows 🤔 drop shadows?

Interview went well, oh well 😄

so today was my physics exam(optics and optical devices) and this weird thing happened..

and before i get to tell you what happened , 2 months ago another set of examinations were going on and there is this attendance sheet that we have to fill up with a code provided on the answer sheet and signature. It has 2 columns(code and signature) and 5 rows(5 exams) and every student has his 5 rows unseparated by any space. So i filled the code and realized that i have filled it in the wrong area(last row of the guy before me). As it was first exam , i just cut it and thought its no big deal. In last exam ,this guy asks me "what have you done?" so i said its no big deal just write the code on the side. He said ok that was it(i thought)

now getting to what happened today, again it was our last exam , i got the attendance sheet and what do i see, this guy ahead of me filled up the code in my area and cut it. At first i thought ok maybe he was mistaken but then i realised that this is our last exam and we already have 4 signatures so how could he not see the difference between the signatures.
So he did that on purpose?
what kind of moron does that?
well maybe he felt delighted by doing this. idk too much weird for one day.

Weekend :/

This week started bad... The code review will be really bad because of this