My colleague has a Masters in linguistics, his comments are... thorough

Out with friends. Here I am, in a club, devRanting. :/

Asked the new guy what his code does. He pointed me to his test cases. Tears of joy.

Entering BIOS be like

cout << "<?php echo \"system.out.println(\\\" console.log('<h1>hello world</h1>'); \\\"); \" ; ?>";

A couple months ago I started working at a company as a student backend developer.

Last week there was an intenship conference at my school in which I got to represent my company, and talk to my classmates about their possible internships. They were amazed to see me on the other side of the table.

Feels good to be able to start a career at an early age in the developer world!

*starts coding by 7pm in the evening.
*remembers that he would soon have to go fetch something to eat but keeps on coding.
*tells himself he would get food by 10pm.
*checks the time - it's past 12am.
*codes all night long on an empty belly but doesn't care.

Looking for a bug.

Plugged headphone into my ears.

Suddenly part of code caught my attention, started debugging.

10 minutes of intense debugging, wondering why there's no music in my ear.

Realised I forgot to plug the headphone into my mobile :(

Writing a dot and trying out every interesting function autocomplete gave me

Best feeling in the world? Freshly cleaned laptop/ keyboard.

"I wanna make websites! HTML and CSS are simple enough. Ooo, what's JavaScript?"

Best sorting algorithm ever.
Sleep sort.
😂