Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

Simple way of storing keys.

Hmm... Can someone help me find the "please wait" key?

Entering BIOS be like

I like my new USB enter key.

Google removed support for an api and made it paid.

Hold_on.jpg, i used this a while ago

Boots up android studio, the api key is there

Tries service with old api key

Works

:^)

I know sex is cool but have you ever entered BIOS with only one key press?!

For those who want the esc key back
You can buy the iEsc adapter for $99.99

Angry programmer:
YOU WANT A PUBLIC KEY?
YOU WANT A PUBLIC KEY?
*smashes keyboard*
THERE'S YOUR PUBLIC KEY

When you try to start bios but you can't remember the key

Dumbest arrow key design ever.

Captcha is the key to winning the war against the machines!!?

Team Lead: Anyone has any concern on their tasks? I'll see what I can do to help.
Me: Yeah I'm afraid I would not be able to finish my task on time because of its complexity.
Team Lead: Try harder.

What's the point of asking?

SQL devs are the only people in the world that actually use the caps lock key.

Seen in Amsterdam, getting on a ferry.

Friend: Hey, I managed to build my own UI.
Me: That's great, which programming language did you use?
Friend: Filezilla.
Me: No, I mean the language. The language you code in to build your UI ?
Friend: Notepad ++

KILL ME.

Will I be the only one who misses this key on the keyboards of some modern laptops?

Manager: The thing you working on. We need this now! Like end of the week.

Me: Desirability is not do-ability.

Manager: く( ・◇・)ヾ？

Me: I am still in the middle of figuring out how to do things in the first place, so there are some technologies to research and some problems I yet need to solve. I am in no state to just write down my solution. I don't even have enough information to even estimate how long it is going to take. I am getting there. And yes, I can rush things, but need I remind you that you want solid data as a result that actually means something? As this is *why* this whole project was started. We have some old project doing the exact same thing, but whose output we don't trust. I wonder how that came to be. Additionally, this whole project was on hold for months until I took over. So I neither understand nor accept this sudden sense of urgency. And by the way, you recently added manpower to this project. And adding manpower almost always decreases the productivity in the beginning due to on-boarding and communication overhead. Last Monday, I didn't write a single line of code due to that. So no, this week will not do, as I am also on vacation starting on Thursday that was requested and was approved by you at the beginning of the year. See you in January.

Arghhh, rant time :|

So yesterday I completed a database migration of 167,000 products from an old ecommerce system to a new one. Everything was brought over, orders, customer addresses, everything, really chuffed :)

The only thing the client picked up on was the lack of his spammy "meta keywords" data that I intentionally did not import. I mean the tag isn't used and a list of 40 comma separated random words you'd like to rank for isn;t going to help the sites SEO on bit.

Anyway, the client is now moaning a lot and insisting I add them in. Even after I explained that the meta keywords is gone for good reasons he insists on keeping the data.

Soooo, pointless :|

(note the tags for the sake of satire :) )

Dfuk does that supposed to mean?

Found a private api key on a github project. Created a pull request with key changed to “TH1S5HOULDB3SECR3T!iMBECIL5“ comment was “security fix“ i wonder if they accept

-------BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-------

HP you can go fuck yourself for the worlds poorest design.
Lets place a SLEEP key right next to Esc.
Naturally you reach for the top left key. Ive put my PC to sleep twice accidentally

my enter key just gave up 😔

Why thank you, I'd love you private key random person on stack overflow

The Devil’s Keyboard

USB-C (or Type C) origin story:

Manager: okay let's see your presentation
Developer: bring usb-key
* Inserts key *
* Nope *
* Flips key, tries again *
* Nope *
* Flips key, tries again *
* Nope *
Developer: ahhhhhh , NEVER AGAIN!

5 months later
"USB forum publishes new specification"

Hello, guys.

I'm here is new. I'm from Russia. Sorry for my English, but i will learn his and talk you all about think.

AES256. The private key was in a config file... in Github.

the ultimate automatic "boss key"

Holy crap.. The intern just pushed the private key to his own VPS to the firmwide git server...

So this fucking registry database key exists.
Thoughts?

My semicolon key is broken.

Dev of other system : Oh hey, we're implementing a change to this part of the system, will it affect you at all?
Me: Sure, I'll check it out. When are you planning to go live?
Other Dev : Oh it went live yesterday...

🤬😭

How do I query the database?

Product Owner: "Our definition of done is putting it on production. So you are only done if it's on production. Otherwise our sprint goal is failed."

So we put it on production.

After deploy, some content manager appears: "Why is the system doing things? I was told this should not happen today."

"Erm, we have put the feature on production as we are only done if it's on production."

"Well, yes. But it should not be live yet!"

Oh well. Communication, or the lack thereof, does never fail to amaze me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A brilliant architecture without a product is nothing but a joke!

Did you know that Ctrl + Win Key + C shortcut enables and disables colors on Windows?

I didn't.

Fucking true confidence is the key to interviews

Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue.

*Typing password*

Wrong characters typed = 1
Times backspace key pressed = 78

Buddy just hit me up on Snapchat after one of his code reviews

Who even uses the right shift key?

Fuck off you disturbed snowflakes with your SJW bullshit.

I get it, words cause damage, but words taken out of context for emotional self pity is on you.

Ok I expressed my feelings on the matter, see you next year for the next round!

So that happened. Don't want to be the responsible for leaking my company's private key.

Looking through my house for a usb key.

My mind tells me to Crtl+F.

Ho.... Im IRL...

Cool thing Zomato.. Now we know what the primary key in your database is..

You are saying if I want to update my email, I will have to let go of my subscription which I recently got?? Great piece of technology you have there..

Encrypting passwords with AES and storing the decryption key alongside te passwords file.

Yes! communication is key, but you gotta give me a little more to work with here.

Oh Lenovo, why swap the FN and the CTRL keys, WHY DAMMIT??!!!!

Deleted the only copy of a private key file tonight.

Insert is the most useless key in my keyboard :)

"forget this foreign key relation thing. It is really annoying if you want to delete entries..."

Whenever im programming in Python it seems like my finger naturally presses the semicolon key after any statement😂

I am DONE with this woman CONTINUED!

I didn't think I'd have to put another rant about this stupidity at least not this soon but she just keeps on giving!

I have my noise canceling headphones on most of the time and when I want to hear the people around, I just put the right earcup of it to the side of my ear so the music pauses. Today we had a huge disrupt on our services because of a network switch error on the hub. I was also trying to focus on my coding as I didn't wanna do a stupid mistake on the last working day and be sorry about it in the next week.

So this woman sneaks up on me from behind calling my name - meaning she has a question, surprise! -, I say 'yes' moving my head to her side ever so slightly without getting my eyes off of my screen stating subtly that I'm also listening to her while trying to focus on my shit. She starts yelling at me 'look at me!' out of nowhere! I turn my head and ask what the problem is and she asks why I'm not looking at her face! Stupid moron, I might not be too good in understanding your way of communication but you are the one asking so you WILL wait if you'd like to hear answers.

I say I'm working on something and her answer is again 'Why aren't you looking at my face it's going to be quick bla bla did we do this like that?' and I answered I didn't remember because there's no way I'd ever remember without looking further and it was no lie.

This woman clearly has stability issues and everyone else seem to be tolerating it. It's now obvious as I'm not tolerating the nonsense I'll be the one that 'she only has ever had a problem with'.

I was quick to de escalate the situation but now I'm thinking maybe I should've responded in a way that she could understand. I wouldn't ever give a shit about it but this is getting ridiculous.

The literal public key...

Actual code

if (dict.ContainsKey(key))
{
//do nothing
}
else
{
dict.Add(key, value);
}

I'm speechless

"Idiots are key for good QA"
- me, 2019

The keycap of the control key of my keyboard just popped of and fell under the table.
My colleague then said while I was looking for it: I think you've lost control!
And we both laughed way to hard and so loud that our boss came over to ask why we where laughing. xD
it's not even that funny but we couldn't pull ourselfs together xD

I don't know how that key could enter in that door lock...

I love sniffing my F1 key...

don't worry though, I'm trying to get help.

I don't think I've EVER wanted to hit the insert key.

"You know what would be great?"
"What?"
"If typing erased what you've already done so you can't actually edit anything"
"Sounds pretty great"

any key? why any?

Perfect key to complete work..,😂😂😂

Got new key caps for my keyboard, now I'm motivated to code!!

When your friend tells you Windows ME was the best OS he's used...

The key to not get any downvotes in StackOverflow, Is to not post any question

If you type capital letters by hitting the caps-lock key twice, you don't deserve to use computers.

Today I learned the hard way that losing your app's key store means no more updating , bug fixing , performance boosting , features adding ...
The app had like 5k downloads on the play store ..
Lost the key when one of my hard drives burned ..
Lesson of the day : keep your keys safe .
*trying to stay strong*

I present you, WhatsApp Web.
For every favicon, there is a function.
And it is selected by object's key.
And object's key is represented with double qutoe marks inside single quote marks.
' "BUT WHY" '

Switching between Mac and Windows and always getting confused with key placements and shortcuts :c

When you walk into class and realize you are the only female yet again

Not being able to raise volume of my laptop with only one hand because the fn and f11 keys are just one hand and 3mm apart really kills me !

Not quite what I had in mind when I said I need a little space....

Seriously Dinosaurs with laser guns WTF (Read the Danger part)

Once a month I get a crash for the stupid PHP site I am in charge of because the guy who made the database made the primary key of a table a varchar. It is a number 99.9% of the time but the dumbass customer always enters one entry with a string cuz the dumbass db Dev let them. I emailed the dumbass Dev telling him he is stupid and he said it is part of their philosophy. I told him I still think he is stupid so he emailed my boss.

I emailed him again telling him he is stupid.

When you're trying to clean your keyboard with a vacuum and the F10 key went missing...

I work at a student help desk. I've been asked where the "any" key is located 3 times today. WHY.

Sent another developer instructions for generating an SSH key pair and to send me the public key. He did so. There was a problem getting it to work. So, naturally, he emailed me the private key.

!rant
Damn github is da shit.
I'm sure all of those people who ranted about committing their passwords and keys will be happy
PS. I don't know if this is new but I'm happy either way :D

Checking database table with 100m+ transactions ... no indexes or primary key :/

My professor asked my to write a method that recursively reversed() a linked list. Wrote an iterative version with the same name and called it in the recursive method. How I felt after she wrote 100 for my presentation...

*Keyboard breaks*
*Calls Desktop Support*
Me: Hey, my keyboard is broken. I want to replace it.

*Support guy sends new keyboard*
*Calls support again*
Me: Hey, the shift key on the left side of the new keyboard is broken.

I don't know who came up with this keyboard design, but that person really wanted to see developers who write in camel case suffer while their muscle memory adapts.

When you have all the keys of the hash map, but you don't have the key to her heart.

I interchanged my space-bar key with my delete key.

I think this is one of those many times everyone is wrong and am right

I think it says a lot about IT that there's a nice polite (enter) key but the (exit) key is named (escape).

Press any key to continue..

So people in my class don't know how to copy & paste with the keyboard. Most are 13 y/o and it's actually sad :D

Installing a linux distro without purchasing a product key

@localhost that's my setup. btw its saturday, so I aint hitting a single key that's why the screens are off

Customizing my 88-Key ISO WASD... Any thoughts?

When your boss asks you to add 200 products to the system.......

MANUALLY.

Where is my ESC key!!!!!!

Embedding private encryption key in production javascript file and fetching third party session token client side.

So, I've been programming a number of years, mainly .net, I've been looking at python recently and it just seems wrong to use variables without declaring them. It just seems dirty

Seeing "oddly satisfying" on shit that isn't odd or satisfying low key pisses me off.

Sometimes my "L" keys stops working. Then I have to plug in another keyboard to press the "L" key there. After that I can unplug the second keyboard since the original key started to work again.

*me calculating rsa*
"aight.. Public key is 9 and n"
*calculating private key*
*recalculating cause I fucked up*
*recalculating cause I'm retarded*
*3rd recalculation*
"ok, I figured out my private key is 9 (and n)"

.... Wait a second.

Do you press any key?

Just delivered an important fix for a key piece of functionality.

where's the any key

The key to #devlife... KISS!

How do u validate the license key of your offline application ?
(In a way that a cracker would have less chance to find the serial like this )

my passphrase was "dick"

!dev
I'M SO GONNA GET MY OWN LOCKPICKING SET AND LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PICK LOCKS. I'M SICK OF GETTING LOCKED OUT OF MY OWN FUCKING ROOM. "WHY DON'T YOU USE A KEY?" YOU ASK? GOOD QUESTION. MY JERKBAG ARSEHOLE PARENTS DECIDED TO NOT GIVE ME A FUCKING KEY FOR MY OWN FUCKING ROOM *FOR 6 GODDAM YEARS* SINCE WE'VE MOVED IN. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO THE LOCKSMITH OR SOME SHIT-" DO YOU I THINK I CAN JUST FUCKING WALTZ IN, ASK FOR THE KEY AND BRING IT TO THE FUCKING LOCKSMITH TO GET A DUPLICATE? AS IF THEY WOULD!!! AND NOW I'M GONNA GET EITHER AN F OR GO FULL SUICIDAL BECAUSE COFFEE THROUGH THE NIGHT IS NOT A FUCKING OPTION FOR ME. BECAUSE ALL THE FUCKING MATERIAL I HAVE FOR MY GODDAM ASSIGNMENT, ALONG WITH MY LAPTOP IS IN MY FUCKING ROOM. THANKS DAD! YOU SURE ARE HELPFUL AS FUCK! FUCK YOU!

Checked out of an airbnb in Kent. Left the key lock combination like this.

I just had the most surreal email discussion I think I've ever had...

I spent over two hours going back-and-forth over email with an enterprise DBA, trying to convince them I needed a primary key for a table. They created the table without a primary key (or any unique constraints... or indexes... but that's another discussion). I asked them to add one. Then had to justify why.

If you ever find yourself justifying why you need a primary key on a table in an RDBMS, that's the day you find yourself asking "is this real life?"

I want the last two hours of my life back. And a handful of Advil.

Fuck u Google ! 749$ ? U must be fucking nuts ...😣

Hard-code a security key. It's a read-only website, only the admin needs to have a key to publish, right...

"I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby

After making great progress in Swift, I was advised to go back and learn Objective-C. 2hrs in I'm like...

Not sure if it was 2016 or late 2015, but it's a fun story anyway (and if it's not you'll at least learn something from it).

Back at the time I was quite new to unit testing (weird how it has become second nature in a years time). I was writing some software that was supposed to send out some SMS to customers. Of course this had to be tested. However, it was a bit difficult to test (or so I thought) without actually receiving an SMS to know if it was sent. So I decided to use the live API key to make sure the sending of SMS was actually working correctly. I tried it a few times but didn't receive an SMS. So I kept working on it and running tests.

The testing setup I had at the time was just a continues loop that went through all tests to make sure it all still worked (I've moved to only checking on file changes now, but that is besides the point). Keep in mind I was still running these tests, in a loop, with the _live_ API key.

So the end of the working day arrives and I go home and sit in the train. All of the sudden I receive some test SMS. I was thinking "hey nice, it did work". Then I started receiving more. It soon turned out to be an alarmingly big amount of SMS. It stopped around 100, but don't think that was the end of it. Oh no. I had changed the number to send the SMS to from my own number to a different number (+31612345678 to be exact, which I found out later isn't an actual phone number. I really hope I was right about that). I was beginning to become nervous, but there wasn't much I could do.

The next day I returned to work and checked the API for sent SMS. Turns out I had sent a couple of thousand (I think between two and three thousand) SMS in a couple of hours. Most of them to the test number I had supplied.

This probably cost the company a couple of hundred euros. Luckily my colleagues and team leader all thought it was pretty funny, but did tell me not to do it again. And I haven't of course.

Lesson learned: don't use live API keys during testing (among other things :)).

So yeah that was probably my worst dev experience.

Confidence is key.

Walking past a user's office and she's pounding on a single key on her keyboard...
Me: Can I help you with something?
Her: Well it's about time! I've been pressing the F1 key for about an hour!

Please don't be that guy.

I somehow managed to turn on overtype with the insert key.

Welp, guess it's time to get a new laptop. Any recommendations?

Releasing a new shipping console.
Every day I've told them to let me know when ANYTHING goes wrong.

I released it last week on Tuesday.

Yesterday.. they came with some missing options. Ok fine. I fixed them. Then repeated the same sentence: Let me know DIRECTLY when ANYTHING goes wrong!

Today, I planned to leave early and tomorrow I have a day off.

30 min before I leave;

hi, something's wrong, I told X yesterday.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT;!!!!!

Me trying to generate a new ssh key after a long while

ssh keygen
ssh key-gen

*DuckDuckGo how to*
Oh!

ssh-keygen

Fck !
The ‘’ key on my keyboard doesn’t work anymore !
Fck !
Fck !
What shold I fcking do !?!

When you accidentally push an API key to a public git repo :'(

I'll just leave this here. It's an enter key for you to punch

The key to write the best code is to write it in least lines.

Then there's this key. Anyone ever find it useful?

Accidentally pressed the "Windows key" with Ctrl + C.....

Where is the 'any' key?

Ssh private key in svn!

Api key and secret on js variables...

Copy my private ssh key to multiple machines so I only have to configure one key in github, gitlab, bitbucket etc.

Oh, you're encrypting user data
Your boss: write the encryption key on notepad or paper

You're a developer?

Fix the TV. Fix the wifi connection. Fix the remote control.

Hey, looks like some employee of this hosting company failed to 750 his home directory and 640 the files...
I was SSHing around on our hosting account when I slipped into his home direcory where at least two(!) SSH public keys of his admin account for the server were readable!

Being an honest guy, I had to call them...
It's fixed now.

Gimp in Windows takes 3 seconds to start on a SSD
Gimp in Linux needs barely a second, on a HD

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

What is the porpose of this key next to the left shift??? Instead of giving me a wider shift key, you gave me two forward slash keys... WHY?! I suspect Microsoft is behind that.

😭😭😭

When creating auto incrementing integer keys on a MySQL database, please mark then as unsigned, you don’t need a negative primary key 😞😞😞

Pushed to production with a debug message left in. Whoops, debug message includes the private key. Ummmm...

They say, "Hard Work is the key to success"
Screw that.
For a programmer,
"Coffee is the key to success"

Do we REALLY need that USB Esc key image on the Recent posts page three times?!

(╯°□°)╯I'm dying! Someone press the escape key!

In the past weeks I discovered the key to success and popularity: going open source.

If I want to set up a vpn tunnel in a network to securely transfer files between android devices connected to the network , what can i do ?
A kali os is responsible for destributing public, private keys.

Tried to use wireguard for that but the apk wont support file transfer.

Thanks

"What is your project status? I need an update!"

So spoke the team leader. I was mildly hesitant about just rudely leaving work - which I was about to do, I was literally halfway out the building - without answering and delaying to Monday.

My project leader - the one that is supposed to look after me and my project every now and then - is on vacation. He's also the one, who is supposed to update the team leader.
It's not that we don't talk regularly, apart from his questions every two months or so, he is informed about my project on a bi-to-tri-weekly basis whether he wants it or not.

The team leader on the other hand seemed quite uninformed about my project.
Wouldn't it be nice if people would fucking talk to each other?!

Other than that, I'm learning C# for roughly six months now and today was the day it all started making sense. OO is a concept that is hard for me to grasp - I understand it, but I continuously failed to implement it. (That I have no regular code review right now isn't helping.)

Today, it just clicked.
I feel kind of stupid and in awe at the same time right now. :D

What are the key skills that separates a junior from a mid level from a senior developer?

Ten ways to fail at public key cryptography, Today:

When encrypting a file for your coworker, encrypt for your own key instead of his/hers

Omg these "ESC key adapters for Mac book" are spamming my feed again. Get it over with guys. 😫

I actually experienced this today:

"Halp, why is this not working?"

$array = [];

$array->key = 'value';
...a few more...

Smashing the enter key.

Hahah the other day I broke the bracket key on my keybord from pressing it while coding and had to buy a new one.
Everyone asked me how I broke the 0 key before the E.

Installing a new Linux distro and forgot to back up my SSH key from the last distro...

My company provides its services as web pages and web services to our customers.

Once a year we update the certificate used for the https connections.

I notified the update to the clients that use the web services.

One of them asked me a copy of the public key.

No problem. Open the web site with the browser, save the key and send by email.

One day later the client asked me the public key in a zip file because the anti virus blocked my attachment.

Why the client hates the Chain of Trust ?
He could obtain the public key by them self from the browser or openssl.

!rant

Hello World!

Just wanted to ask about the best souvenirs in Munich, Germany?

Our CTO is currently having a consultancy work in Munich, and would like to let him repay his debts for not delivering deliverables on time or should I spank his butt instead? So much for his demands and ignorance! 🤔 😈

Or any recommendations that could be of help?

Danke!

Any IDE that doesn't go to the end of line when you press the down arrow key on the last line of the file, should be burned with hell fire.

me installed key on Android ssh client.. Woohoo - now I am root while driving to work.

I have a Mac at work right now, and if/when it putters out, I would be fine with another, but not if it's the touch bar variety. In that case, I'll ask for a surface or a latitude(the options the company offers to the MacBook) and just hijack Linux onto it. I won't even ask if I can, because I'm sure the answer will be no.

just sent an id_rsa private key file to our corporate Linux Administrator and he asked me to send him the private key in .ppk format. ==)))

Fuck you github and your unique deploy key requirements.

Fuck you.

if(isset($form_state['concert_fieldset_container'][$key]['concert_fieldset']['broadcasting_fieldset']['features']['comments_conditions']) && !empty($form_state['concert_fieldset_container'][$key]['concert_fieldset']['broadcasting_fieldset']['features']['comments_conditions'])) {
$variables['concerts'][$key]['field_concert_comment_conditions']['value'] = $form_state['concert_fieldset_container'][$key]['concert_fieldset']['broadcasting_fieldset']['features']['comments_conditions'];
$variables['concerts'][$key]['field_concert_comment_conditions']['fieldDefinition']['label'] = $this->give_label($type, 'field_concert_comment_conditions');
}

THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! FUCKING BURN DRUPAL TO ASHES AND SHIT ON THE TOP OF IT!!

God fucking damnit 3 months left before I leave this place.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the locks!

When you pause a YouTube video, the § key will seek forward by exactly one frame. Works on Mac, on other systems the key could be different

how many times does this tester need to be told they can't change a primary key

Over heard while watching a tutorial

"The secret key is really secret"

I have a 4GB key ring.

Until I had to write an email to a colleague this morning I didn't realize my "ö" key was broken.

fired in the morning, feeling happy! in 39 minutes later, having next job in the startup I worked for before.
yeah just would like to add, not only be honest, but communicate.. on friday I was laughing with colleagues hacking open source, today I guess they are more surprised than me.
so yeah don't just say empty words without deeds in behind, adding the picture to make you guys feel corny

The key to successful project delivery is :
Procrastination and gallons of coffee !

The key to debugging methods, is to think methodically.

Question for people familiar/knowledgeable about hardware keys;

Do you know if the OnlyKey could be considered safe/secure and if not, any idea as for alternatives?

My requirements would be nearly all the features that OnlyKey has, water/shockproof and the system should at least be open source.

My ducks have the key...

[shift]+[ctrl]+[alt]+[arrow key]

Who came out a hotkey like this?!

Where's the 'any key??

what are the key traits of a good dev?

Have you ever wanted a feature to be a certain way but you had to settle with something easier and less cool/impressive?

I just had to and it’s very dissatisfying.

If I had a penny for every time, I go on a
site and go to contact/find us and see this.
Which part of you need an API key do people not get?

If life gives you key, hash it without collision 😀

"Design can have many types of soul, the key is to have one." - Justin Ahrens

Unrelated to programming:

If I'm doing async karaoke (i.e., I'm using an app like Smule where one person records one part and you join or vice versa) and the other person decides to randomly COME INTO MY LANE and not just sing my part, but sing it off-key, I get irrationally annoyed about it. It's great if they do that at the beginning of the song because then you can just bail. But when they do it at like the very end, I'm like ... 😬

Shit like "Stan Twitter" is high key retarded.

Co-worker on phone with our manager trying to explain something to him:

Co: Do you even know what a foreigner key is?

M: Yes, but bla bla bla

Ps: The manager doesn’t really know what a foreigner key is 🤦🏻‍♂️

I'm part of the key staff insurance now. My position as a cto is insured. I feel dirty now.

It's sad that I only found out what the insert key does today. I used to restart my machine just to make everything normal after hitting the key by mistake

In case you want ESC key in the new MacBook Pro.. it is just for $99..

My laptop's enter key stopped working today and while testing what the problem is, accidentally typed "vi" in terminal. FML!!!

Screw this guy. Really.

(It's no foreign key, it's the actual id column.)

I love identity framework... Up until MS decided to use strings as a primary key. Seriously?

and this is why you dont let a first timer build your database....

"has 34 column names in index key list. The maximum limit for index or statistics key column list is 16"

Have you ever been there, when suddenly one/more key of your keyboard stopped working ?

Yesterday, backspace key stopped working on my laptop, I had to complete my work so I started using delete key instead.

Now I'm on my PC and used delete key couple of times even though it's backspace is completely working.

Hey guys.
Just upgraded my machine.
Anyone knows a good site to buy a windows 10 OEM key?

Found this in our Python codebase:

my_dict[key] = "%s" % str(my_dict[key])

Best way to convert a value to string xX

Daily stand-ups might seem like a joke when done remotely, but I believe they help unite the team, and they play a key role for project managers, even if they're brief. The bigger issue might be just some of the dev's attitude towards it, and the lack of communication through out the project development.