Anybody else work dual screen and every once in a while thinks, you know what, I need a third screen!

Paying bills on payday

How priorities work #1

High priority : Client request to change button color to red
Low priority : improvement that will boost product's speed and robustness

client: we want something like Facebook
programmer: it was nice meeting you.*walks away*

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?

*can't figure out why code doesn't work for hours*
ugh fuck this.
*angrily leaves for bathroom break*
*come running back*
I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!!!!

"You're charging so much for a work you did so little time. "

"It took me years to learn how do that in so little time"

Dev: "What if the user has more than 100 entries? How would that display?"
UX: "They won't ever have that many"
Dev: "But what if they do?"
UX: "They won't."

(spoiler: they do)

Am I a developer or a professional Googler?

When the client tests your work on IE8 and windows XP.

My boss literally spends half an hour finger-fucking his phone on the mobile site to find "bugs", that I can't replicate. A combination like: swipe, pinch, landscape, portrait, back pinch, open new tab, close tab, ash cigarette on phone, dunk in toilet, dry, double tap... Aha I've found a bug, there's 0.5 pixel line of space between the bag header and the browser bar.

Well that's right!

Happens where I work 😂

Css life

the havoc that can be wreaked by a single misplaced closing brace

Reading code you wrote when you first started programming

when you're pretty sure everyone on devrant is a web developer and you're not

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Final.zip
Final1.zip
Finalfinal.zip
final.v1.zip
Final.v2.zip

Project folder without git