New client wanted us to redo their site and boost their SEO because "nobody has ever used our contact form".

Looking at their current site, turns out their contact form is POSTed to an HTML page, that obviously does 0 processing on it. Like tossing it on the trash bin.

Their current website is done by a company that claim they're experts on web design for our clients sector.

Still haven't stopped laughing.

Recruiter: "I'm looking for someone with 10 years experience in Android."

Me: O_o

How many of you work with C#?

Why int can't swim?

Because they don't float. 😁

Undocumented API's make me sick and very frustrated at times...

<label>
Name</label>

I don't know what kind of maniac formats their HTML like this. How do you sleep well at night?

Chicken egg story of code

SEO is the Scientology of the internet.

Nothing makes me sicker than a programmer who chooses the light theme rather than dark

mozilaaaa

A programme I have to maintain (and not allowed to optimise or change):

1) read input from serial connection
2) store data in MySQL database
3) every day convert to CSV
4) store on Windows file share
5) process CSV in access 2000
6) store in MsSQL database

When it was first developed, I said to te developer to store it straight from serial to MsSQL but out boss wanted it to follow the above spec.

He has now left and I have to maintain it

😊😊😊😊😊😊

2 weeks til deadline and you're only at 10% of project

LoL true

how to learn everything in 21 days. :-)