I need to yell something out loud here because if I don't yell it here I'm going to yell it at a coworker, which would be unprofessional and kinda rude of me.

STOP APOLOGIZING FOR BEING A FUCKING CRETIN AND ALSO STOP BEING A FUCKING CRETIN.

Phew, thanks. That feels better.

Bus not found

So this mornings i was helping my 2.5year old daughter to count the lines on her potty training table.
me: look there are 1,2,3,4 and 5
she steps back and looks at it for a minute and says : FOUR
i was about to correct her and say no there 5 but then i thought well if your on a zero based list your technically right!!

My mornings are fun!!

Don't think that was supposed to go to production

what do we say to Windows update.
😈😈😈

Today someone asked me if I could introduce them to someone I know for a business proposition, and I replied that the person wasn't in my network, but was "one hop away".

When you know whats wrong, but you have no fucking clue how to fix it.

Got the mail in Philippines, Thanks Team devRant!

Finding this buried as a joke...

A couple of weeks ago I posted about me making my own reclaimed desk, after a long process of sanding and oiling constantly here is the finished product and I couldn't be happier

so true!!

Picture of the Day :D

Leaked Screenshot of Microsoft's LinkedIn 😀😀
Source : Reddit

I wrote an azure web job to screen scrape a specific page of disneystore.com and send me an email if an Elsa dress was in stock so I could buy it for my daughter. This dress would be available for literally seconds at a time.

Can I get a ++ from all the lady developers on this app or from anyone who supports women in STEM? Signed, a fellow female engineer

We all had to face this...

Just had a User asking to recover something from her Deleted Items folder which is where she puts things she wants to read later. Seriously! I thought this was a joke but people really do do this! The clue is in the name: "DELETED Items". Aargh!

Thank you Stack

wheiii got my new shirt :P

When you and your wife are competing for the highest ++ score in Devrant

Nuff said.

Old but gold ... And it's true actually