Nothing like waking up to a text from a good friend, "do you know how to make phone apps?"

The simple things...

You know it's a bad day when you buy a snickers bar, and then accidentally throw away the bar but keep the wrapper....

A simple `isVisible ? "block" : "none"` could work, but no, they have to create this thing...

Facts:

This is a really helpful diagram of how the Linux infrastructure is laid out :)

What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

What debugging code feels like

good one

so truee

When you merge the conflicted branch to master

I think I know now where "Pet project" got its name from: 1) Most of us would rather play with it all day instead of going to work. 2) As it grow bigger, eventually you'll have to shed out a couple bucks for it, and.. 3) Your PM would be FURIOUS if he caught you playing with it at the office.

Crap. I reported my own rant.

Sometimes you just have to kick your wife and kids out on a beautiful day so you can get some work done.

When you find yourself mentally fixing someone else's CSS at the new interactive bus stop

["hip","hip"]

(hip hip array!)

the truth about android studio...

my current workspace

I think we all agree here... My standing desk wins... 😂

when people think you know everything...

Son: Dad what's a infinite loop?
Dad: I don't know ask your mom!.
Son: Mom what's a infinite loop?
Mom: I don't know ask your dad!.
Son: Dad what's a infinite loop?
Dad: I don't know ask your mom!.
Son: Mom what's a infinite loop?
Mom: I don't know ask your dad!
........ 😒

skype interview with chinese it vp,

vp: do u know cow-computing?
me: sorry what?
vp: cow computing
me: really can't hear you, did u mean actual Cow computing?
vp: i mean cow! you know like in the sky.
me: oohhhh, cloud computing.. (face turns red over embarrassment)

My most ridiculous recruiter experience is the fact that none of them ever get back to me.