What do you think is the biggest lie on the intenet? I think it is "we care about your privacy".

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team? Because she ran away from the ball.

Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

I missed you guys sooooo much!
Haven't seen you all since last year ;-;

No, I'm not sorry.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

When I was learning to program nearly 15 my years ago I was incorrectly lead to believe that dividing by zero would be a much more common problem.

You're dirtier than my submodule

Interviewer: Tell us about yourself.
Me: I was born at a very young age...

Totally going to say this when I interview next.

After very long time I am amazed again with the technology. AI is really unbelievable

I changed all my password to "incorrect"
So whenever i forget it will tell me "your password is incorrect"

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.

I hate when installers have "British English" and "American English" listed

It should say "English" and "English (simplified)"

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

Have a great weekend!
I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

The most important difference between C and C++: in C you can make errors, but in C++ you can also inherit them.😐

Showed this error to my other half and was told "sounds like a regular Saturday night then"

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Me and my Jewish friend were eating lunch and I farted. He got mad so I said "cmon man a little gas never killed anyone".

Never write at the limit of your talents! Remember: debugging is always twice as hard as writing code. And if you write as cleverly as you can, you won't be able to debug it anymore.🧠

int********

If you start sweeping a fly off the monitor with the mouse cursor, it's time to turn off the computer. 😵💫

no if clients replace first

I think all this gender shit is just garbage. The male/female group has it wrong and the wtf gender group has it wrong. There is one gender, period! We are all male.

Reason: We are all made of Adams, not Eves.

Programmers are very opinionated. They either think their tool/language is the best thing since sliced bread; or they think it’s the worst thing since the Austrian painter who got rejected from art school.

My first words to one fresh graduate , which just started his backend path:

Untested code is a garbage waiting to be collected. Even if some companies / teams somehow manage to do miracles and to work with untested code... that's just a pre-death fantasy of a dying man.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.

Gotta appreciate the grass so many developers fueled by the development teams despair

https://ign.com/articles/...

*attempting to flirt at the bar*
Hey! I'm a full stack developer, so I can do your frontend and your backend

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

copied from https://entechts.com/blog/2019/...