That moment when you join an organization and your job is to maintain and update their website, but their past web developers didn't indent any of their HTML and CSS code, and their class names are all very vague...

Me: tells computer to restart

Linux: immediately boots down and started back up

Windows: CaNnOt ReStArT bEcAuSe BaCkGrOuNd SyNc Is RuNnInG

Title.

A programmer is a machine that turns coffee to code

Cool bios screen in the metro

when two sets of development team from different parts of the world don't talk or don't update each other... disaster is waiting to happen a day before deployment

I literally just got a ticket that says "make the scrolling easier"

gonna be a great fucking day

Manager: I read an article today

Dev: oh here we go….

Manager: We must pivot to only functional programming, which means only using functions instead of classes

Dev: Actually functional programming is a bit more nuanced tha—

Manager: Any use of classes going forward is not allowed. Everything must use functions! Classes are an outdated way of programming, using classes is why we continue to miss our deadlines. Functional programming is lean, classes are waterfall.

Dev: What about the libraries we use? Many of those use classes

Manager: Wrap them in a function then, that way they are pure which is one of the requirements of functional programming. You would know that if you spent as much personal time as I do keeping up with the times.

Clients website got cloned and has now demanded the right click, highlighting text should be disabled.

I can't find a pillow to scream into.

Did you solve the issue?

Hi, I am a new one here!

I don’t like Samsung but this is brilliant
https://itest.nz/

That’s the power of PDA!

Working in a codebase that was seemingly designed to be complicated … 👎

Just going to come out and say it.

If you wait until 4pm on a Friday to hit me up to fix your problems, you're a fucking gangrene twat.

I won't be taking care of your shit until Tuesday you dumb bitch.

React.js is the worst thing that has happened to front end development. Now roast me!

Omg, imagine if your grave just said:
[Your Name Here]
Has stopped responding
19xx-20xx

Started new job, its big jump for me in my career. Very much excited. People are also very helpful.

The more validation someone seeks, the more narcissistic they are.