This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

Render issues IRL

The struggle is real

that's why I have trust issue

Me: *Opens GitHub issue*

Maintainer: "it's a known issue"

# issue closed

Fixing interface with "temporary" solution
PS: please hide it from electricians (even hobbyist). It can scary them to death.

Senior developer fixing an issue

you know shit got serious when you create your own stackoverflow account and post your issue.

Hey everyone,

For about the last 24 hours, there was unfortunately an issue with the algo feed where scrolling did not show more rants. This has now been fixed.

One of our background queues stopped processing for some reason which caused rants to not properly get marked as read for algo.

If you notice any other issues with this, please let me know. Thanks!

When you are waiting for community to help you resolve the issue

What issue did you FUCKING fix!!?

After a point...

"Let's mark every issue a high priority so it all gets done faster."

That frustration when you find the exact issue on Stack overflow unanswered.

I need help guys. I don't have enough legs to resolve this issue on my own.

This rant is a confession I had to make, for all of you out there having a bad time (or year), this story is for you.

Last year, I joined devRant and after a month, I was hired at a local company as an IT god (just joking but not far from what they expected from me), developer, web admin, printer configurator (of course) and all that in my country it's just called "the tech guy", as some of you may know.

I wasn't in immediate need for a full-time job, I had already started to work as a freelancer then and I was doing pretty good. But, you know how it goes, you can always aim for more and that's what I did.

The workspace was the usual, two rooms, one for us employees and one for the bosses (there were two bosses).

Let me tell you right now. I don't hate people, even if I get mad or irritated, I never feel hatred inside me or the need to think bad of someone. But, one of the two bosses made me discover that feeling of hate.

He had a snake-shaped face (I don't think that was random), and he always laughed at his jokes. He was always shouting at me because he was a nervous person, more than normal. He had a tone in his voice like he knew everything. Early on, after being yelled for no reason a dozen of times, I decided that this was not a place for me.

After just two months of doing everything, from tech support to Photoshop and to building websites with WordPress, I gave my one month's notice, or so I thought. I was confronted by the bosses, one of which was a cousin of mine and he was really ok with me leaving and said that I just had to find a person to replace me which was an easy task. Now, the other boss, the evil one, looked me on the eye and said "you're not going anywhere".

I was frozen like, "I can't stay here". He smiled like a snake he was and said "come on, you got this we are counting on you and we are really satisfied with how you are performing till now". I couldn't shake him, I was already sweating. He was rolling his eyes constantly like saying "ok, you are wasting my time now" and left to go to some basketball practice or something.

So, I was stuck there, I could have caused a scene but as I told you, one of the bosses was a cousin of mine, I couldn't do anything crazy. So, I went along with it. Until the next downfall.

I decided to focus on the job and not mind for the bad boss situation but things went really wrong. After a month, I realised that the previous "tech guy" had left me with around 20 ancient Joomla - version 1.0 websites, bursting with security holes and infested with malware like a swamp. I had never seen anything like it. Everyday the websites would become defaced or the server (VPN) would start sending tons of spam cause of the malware, and going offline at the end. I was feeling hopeless.

And then the personal destruction began. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat. I was having panick attacks at the office's bathroom. My girlfriend almost broke up with me because I was acting like an asshole due to my anxiety issues (but in the end she was the one to "bring me back"(man, she is a keeper)) and I hadn't put a smile on my face for months. I was on the brink of depression, if not already there. Everyday I would anxiously check if the server is running because I would be the one to blame, even though I was trying to talk to the boss (the bad one was in charge of the IT department) and tell him about the problem.

And then I snapped. I finally realised that I had hit rock bottom. I said "I can't let this happen to me" and I took a deep breath. I still remember that morning, it was a life-changing moment for me. I decided to bite the bullet and stay for one more month, dealing with the stupid old server and the low intelligence business environment. So, I woke up, kissed my girlfriend (now wife), took the bus and went straight to work, and I went into the boss's office. I lied that I had found another job on another city and I had one month in order to be there on time. He was like, "so you are leaving? Is it that good a job the one you found? And when are you going? And are you sure?", and with no hesitation I just said "yup". He didn't expect it and just said "ok then", just find your replacement and you're good to go. I found the guy that would replace me, informing him of every little detail of what's going on (and I recently found out, that he is currently working for some big company nowadays, I'm really glad for him!).

I was surprised that it went so smoothly, one month later I felt the taste of freedom again, away from all the bullshit. Totally one of the best feelings out there.

I don't want to be cliche, but do believe in yourself people! Things are not what the seem.

With all that said, I want to give my special thanks to devRant for making this platform. I was inactive for some time but I was reading rants and jokes. It helped me to get through all that. I'm back now! Bless you devRant!

I'm glad that I shared this story with all of you, have an awesome day!

Credit to /r/ProgrammerHumor

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

With that precise info I'm sure we can easily fix the issue!

Thinking/saying: nah, that can't be an issue, no user can be that stupid

Never has anyone been so wrong.

Caught myself spelling name Jason as json. Send help

Earlier today, after helping a team mate with an issue, she ask:
"How come you already know the issue even though that's not your code?"

TFW you finally solve an issue and can close 13 browser tabs in one fell swoop.

Me : I'll get this issue done before the deadline

Eclipse:

Happiness is simple

When my colleague s mac has the windows issue.

Don't tell me what to do Facebook!

// The pink tint is not a filter but a HTC camera issue

Critical issue

Ya go ahead. Touch my screen. The next thing I would do is get that same fingerprint from my screen, unlock your phone and fucking factory reset it. Or worse, message all the girls in your contact that you have a tiny dick. Go ahead. I dare you to touch my screen.

When the IT girl is under pressure...

Connect to client's workstation via teamviewer to fix some issue..only to found out he was watching pornhub...PrtScr!!!!

This is from my days of running a rather large (for its time) Minecraft server. A few of our best admins were given access to the server console. For extra security, we also had a second login stage in-game using a command (in case their accounts were compromised). We even had a fairly strict password strength policy.
But all of that was defeated by a slightly too stiff SHIFT key. See, in-game commands were typed in chat, prefixed with a slash -- SHIFT+7 on German-ish keyboards. And so, when logging in, one of our head admins didn't realize his SHIFT key didn't register and proudly broadcast to the server "[Admin] username: 7login hisPasswordHere".
This was immediately noticed by the owner of a 'rival' server who was trying to copy some cool thing that we had. He jumped onto the console that he found in an nmap scan a week prior (a scan that I detected and he denied), promoted himself to admin and proceeded to wreak havoc.
I got a call, 10-ish minutes later, that "everything was literally on fire". I immediately rolled everything back (half-hourly backups ftw) and killed the console just in case.
The best part was the Skype call with that admin that followed. I wasn't too angry, but I did want him to suffer a little, so I didn't immediately tell him that we had good backups. He thought he'd brought the downfall of our server. I'm pretty sure he cried.

If every issue is a critical, none of them are

When people post non-issues on GitHub issues 😡

Issue: "How do I...?"
Issue: "Nevermind, figured it out!"
Issue: Closed.

N/W issue in Windows😂😂😂

git commit -m 'fixed the issue with my light switch'

Really tempted to leave "fuck you mate" as an issue on a repo

I published an app around half a year ago and was confused why a lot of people were uninstalling within a few days. The app looked and worked amazing on my device.

Recently I got a new phone with a better resolution so I naturally installed my app.
FUCK!
The layout is actually shit and barely anything makes sense!
Uninstalled Immediately!!

Worst part of being a dev:

Writing down an issue in the ticket system for somebody else took longer then fixing the issue yourself.

You probably find the issue even if you don't speak German =)

"Hey! Could you help me debug this issue? So yeah, it's blah blah bl... oh wait, got it!" - Everytime.

Biggest security issue you ever found or fixed?

MFW searching for a solution to an issue, I find a thread about it and the only response is:

“I don’t have this problem on my end.”

So I was strolling around some open source project on GitHub, this particular one had thousands of issues. A lot of them were closed by the maintainer with comments like "I can't reproduce it", "It's working fine for me", "Pretty sure you have some bad configurations on your machine", et cetera, smh

Someone here linked the Gordon repository a couple of days ago and I made 3 issues on it.
Dev replied:

I recently got mailed by our support department.

A customer using my program experienced performance issues after updating the whole system; attached is a video recorded by the customer clearly showing the difference.

I watched the video: the old version took 20 seconds to load. The new version 26. After querying the data, it's shown in a list.

The updated version showed 61 datasets instead of 6 in the old version.

I asked the supporter if he even watched the video and he answered: sure, and I'm able to see the performance issue!

10 days without any issue! Awesome!

Issue on the original Apollo 11 AGC source code

@dfox

the only thing i really miss on DevRant is a loading bar/circle on images and gifs.
im always there guessing how long it will take to load.

__slight__ memory issue here.

bug report arrives
10 mins later
the issue couldn't reproduced, done 👍

So how is your Friday?

Well let me tell ya, fixed a production issue and I'm totally exhausted and to top it off my girlfriend broke up with me.

I need a fucking drink!

Such boss
much micromanage
many issue
such ignore

You've perhaps heard of Blue Screen Of Death in Windows. But how about GREEN screen of death?

Driver issues goddammit.

Coffee machine isn't working.

Well were developers it's a hardware issue.

Let's call IT

Reason why I have trust issue 😜

waiting for your mate to check in his branch so your issue isn't blocked anymore

My MacBook's graphic card might be dying, or something I have installed or plugged in is causing graphical issues.

Whoa! Ugliness of new Visual Studio Code is second most commented issue

There's only a fine line between a critical issue and a dramatic client.

And by fine, I mean (the size of yo momma + the distance between earth and mars) / the teeny weeny fraction of the fucks that I give.

Write some in-line CSS to fix the layout issue.

Found a bug, reported it to the maintainer.
He then tells me to ignore it since no one noticed it (besides me).
I tell him i can't do it since it's just wrong and he can simply fix it.
Turns out he's just lazy as hell and got mad at me, so i go and fix it.
Next day boss is mad at me because i'm wasting time on tasks that it's not of my concern even knowing all my tasks were completed.
Not even a "thank you by the way".
What did i miss here?

About to hire him to fix an issue but later I doubt he can helps..

Over use of !important statements instead of fixing the real issue.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Ah, my first issue!

Really chrome... The highest ram consumer is chrome, and task manager is showing 70% of 16GB used... This is a good time to judge windows 10 Falls Creator

Anybody else has the "gif glitch" issue

#region debug_details
Android 7.1.2 beta
Nexus 5X
#endregion debug_details

!rant

Double tap-like is not working properly on my Oneplus 3T while on list view. I'm wondering if it's just me or if it's a bug in the Android app...

me: *finds the thread on issue i encountered*
thread created 2014: no answer
someone replied 2015: "got the same issue any thoughts?" and no ome answered
me: it's fckn 2016 already!!

When someone pushes the code with compilation issue be like...

Search an issue on Google, find a cool GitHub project, try it out.

Search an issue with the new project, find another cool GitHub...

The GitHub Circle.

Spinner Issue fixed.

Time to do a little bit of shaming:

I'm specialized in e-commerce applications, mostly based on Shopware, a german out-of-the-box online-shop. They essentially claim to be a better Magento. In December of last year I found a critical issue within the code. Products within the shop can be declared as digital wares. In that case the purchase of a product will unlock the possibility to download a designated file.

As a customer you can access your downloads within the account section. Now here's the problem: The query that fetches the unlocked downloads for a customer is hard-capped at 500 rows. So after your 500th purchase, you won't be able to access any further files you paid for. Essentially their developers thought that this limit would never be exceeded anyway and called it a day.

Personally I think this unacceptable. For the merchant this is a potential law-suit in the making. So I took the time to refactor the code and fix the issue. The corresponding pull-request was flagged as scheduled back in December. Since then there have been numerous releases and the issue is still present. Not only do I ask myself why I should ever put in time and effort to fix their code again, but I also can't believe that they just chose to ignore the issue completely. Also mind that this is not just a small or non-profit open-source project. The responsible company behind the software is a stock corporation that claims to be the market leader in Germany.

Jesus Christ, installing the packages is harder than doing the project itself

When you submit a mistake, someone sees it, then you fix it and blame it on a caching issue

Client: “I’ve attached a screenshot of the issue.”

The “screenshot” is a printout of the website, with no annotations detailing what the issue is, scanned back in at a 90° rotation and saved as a PDF 😄

fucking society

Debian addressing the most important package issue right now

I fixed the #666 Jira issue at work today, I feel like I chased the demon of the app!

When you want to fix an issue on Github but you see the comments listed below...

New client : we have performance issues, can you look why ?

I check the production server :
- Windows Server 2008
- IIS
- SQL Server express *facepalm*
- 80% of code is in stored procedures *double facepalm*

Me: Maybe you should buy sql server ?
*client don't seem to want to pay*
Me: :/

Dictating a linux command on the phone while in class to fix a server issue

If you publish them as version 0.0.1 other developers will issue pull requests

First day of vacation after 5 months of overtime... aaaaand I'm stuck in bed with a back issue.
Can't even code all the things I had in mind. Nice holidays incoming yay...
At least I have devrant.

Wrote a library that helped the start up I was working for solve a major issue and get funded

It's kinda funny how when Amazon S3 is having an issue the internet is virtually unusable.

So, yesterday I posted a rant on an issue...
Issue magically went away over night...

A classmate's earphones once stopped working, I went to go look at it. After a bit of tinkering, I said, "The speakers on these are toast, you'll need a new pair." Then, some random kid grabbed the tablet mind you, and not the earphones, played in the settings, and said "Fixed." I then told them, "This is a hardware issue, not a software issue." What's worse? Some people said "So, software and hardware are the same thing."
Mississippi is just full of computer Illiterates.

When customer's VPN is down and he says it is a World Wide Issue

When you’ve been stuck on the same issue with your code for 4 days 😔

My hosting support are derping again!!!
>_____<

I prompted / bumped them on an open issue.

Every time I fix an issue in my WordPress CSS, it seems like 3 more appear! Cascading indeed!

He made an account just to open this issue on my repo. I am still confused, 2 months later.

When you have an issue with your ex

Thought I had entered the password into the user name field, at first, but alas...

Ever had that frustrating moment that the customer overreacts a small issue into a big issue? Just happened to me today.

Client: "Hey can you check why we are not getting any software update/patches to our firewall?"
Me: "OK. Lemme check"
** Checking **
Me: "I found that its not getting the latest updates because the license file registered has a product serial # mismatch with their support site. You can see it clearly here..."
Client: "THAT'S TERRIBLE!! QUICK!! MAKE IT A PRIORITY 1 ISSUE AND HAVE IT RESOLVE ASAP!!!"
Me: *Facepalm*

Saw this comment on an issue against npm.

*Client changes products config*
*Client raises issue about his own outcome*

I spent 2 fucking days on code while issue was configuration

Clients are pretty interesting people, so one client had an issue with Outlook not working, issue I suspect is their internet connection, before I knew it they had formatted the machine to fix it

* Doesn't want to waste time eating when trying to fix an issue that's wasted most of the day so takes lunch later .. then fixes issue in five minutes as soon as food has been consumed *

When you encounter a character encoding issue.

When a client sends me an issue

Project Managers who stand next to you whilst you are attempting to patch a critical issue

Today I spent 3 hours working on a bug. As usual, the issue was on the chair/keyboard interface...

I love calling (or mailing) helpdesk "engineers" about issues. Clearly something that explicitly has been mentioned to not be the issue is the issue, amirite? 🤪

Engineers my ass 😑

I'm currently tired, stressed, anguish and frustrated.

I have a live issue(a bug to hot fix asap), 7 files to reprocess to be finished by tomorow, 2 enhancements( 1 under pre-live testing, 1 for live release), and an unstable internet connection today. Tomorrow is saturday. Clock is ticking.

How am i suppose to finish everything on time? :(

Hate it when PO assigns an issue to me when it's five to beer o clock

when testers add issues to the issue tracker and the body is just "it doesn't work"

Spending 20 minutes on Youtrack and 5 on actual coding......

'i aM A VeRy pRoDuCtIvE InDiViDuAl aNd i hAvE DeDiCaTeD My lIfE To pRoGrAmMiNg'

My job pains me sometimes ...

"Issue: Maps aren't working properly."

Can anyone guess why?

How a VB.NET dev Googles:

[Whatever the issue] C#

I'm a developer.

So you can fix my computer?

Well yeah but... what's your issue...

Hey another issue created, but no steps to reproduce the bug

Instead of fixing a bug, I've prayed for the issue to resolve itself.

If you don't want to fix the same issue 10 times, NEVER make fun of a tester.

Me when finally fixing the estimated 5-minute-fix bug (after 3-4 desperate hours)

Almost a week fighting with an issue.. please don't get me fired

When a repos issue tracker looks more like Stack Overflow in it's content...

Thanks devrant! Got this at office when I was stuck in a teasing issue!

When you write an issue but noone notices...

Spent 45 minutes debugging an issue. I was calling the errorHandler on success, and successHandler on failure. D'oh!

when you're sure something you've just changed should have fixed the issue, you run the code and the issue is still there, after half an hour debugging you realize you didn't "save" the file

Got stuck on an issue.

Had to try something new.
Issue resolved in 10min...

NOOOO!!!!
devRant!!!!!
Who did this to you :(
The Avatar Builder ... you have ...
A BUG
dfox & t-rogus:
1366x768 px
Arch Linux, Firefox

Spot the issue!

When you reply to an issue, and either:

a) no one replies, then you get asked about it days or weeks later

b) they completely ignore it and ask why it's not done

My kind of solving a issue
1st day:in my name they assigned a issue,searching the bug or issue where it is
2nd day:stackoverflow,copy and paste,open several tabs blah blah, solving a issue and fix and I test on my own
3rd day
4th day
5th day:status still working
Next week: push a code in gitlab
TL:it's take to one week to solve a issue
Mindvoice:if I finish, you will assign a tough task

I found this question on EmguCV's forum that matches my exact issue.

First answer: Never mind - all. I answered it myself.

Welp. Thanks for nothing. How fucking difficult can it be to post your solution to the issue?

When restarting the computer for the fourth consecutive time fixed the issue... 😐

Windows bash works better then I thought....only had one small issue running rails on it

I see stackoverflow are trying to deal with the shitty culture issue

Just had my first issue raised on my GitHub project!

Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing...

toilet.flusher.show()
... hmm ... not a UI issue.

toilet.flush()

Crash: "No function found"
... must be private, mother fu**** ...
...
...
// ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
user.leaveFloater(true)

When the project setup takes more time than fixing a particular issue .. 🤪🤪

When you convince your PM to follow your approach to solve a critical-ranked issue..

Looked to my right and saw my colleague trying to solve an issue looking at Stackoverflow

Does anyone else have an issue with Noticed where sometimes the same username is displayed but it's actually different people?

Report issue: Blind text in production build!

Anyone else have 100 .txt files on the computer called note(54).txt? Or TODO(32).txt? Yeah... Someday I will compress them into one so I don't miss something important for work. Why don't we have issue tracking?!?!

I just solved a math issue I came up with for no reason !

I have an issue with my Laravel routing. Can you help me out, @bittersweet?

I have a custom "/home" route called "/admin" and I set the protected property in the LoginController:

$redirectTo = "/admin";

And it works fine, if I log in from guest. But when I navigate to "/login" as auth-user it still redirects me to "/home".

What the fuck is this? What do I have to change to make this work? Who has to be fucked? Is it possible to solve this without sacrificing a virgin at bloodmoon? And why are Platypus so fucking ugly?

The most crazy issue I've fixed was caused by a TCP behavior which I didn't know, called the "half-closed connection".
There was a third-party application installed on a production server which called a LDAP server for retrieving users information. During the day we had several users using the application and all worked fine. During the night, when the application was not accessed, something happened and the first call to the application in the morning was stuck for about 5 minutes before returning a response. I tried to reproduce the issue in a testing environment without success. Then I discovered that the application and the LDAP server were located on two different networks, with a firewall between them. And firewalls sometimes drop old connections. For this reason network applications usually implement a keep-alive mechanism. Well, the default LDAP Java libraries don't set the keep-alive on their connections. So, I found a library called "libdontdie", which force the keep-alive on the connections. I installed the library on the server, loaded it at the startup and the weird stuck behavior in the morning disappeared.

Can someone explain what's so wrong with CSS?

My only issue is you can't set media query variables - which is totally not an issue with cssnext or similar..

Anyone else have the issue where you have to pretty much do nothing all day as there isn't any work ?

"Nearly every error is a +1/-1 issue. It's just finding which formula is wrong."

Worst issue you had because of a bug?
Tell a little

The annoying moment when you can't properly explain your problem to google..

How to make enemies of a lot of people very quickly with a github issue SPAM.

Hi guys @dfox @trogus , just wanted to report a tiny annoyance lol

If a rant is posted with a picture, then edited, I don't see any way to remove the picture without deleting the rant.

The "Attach img/gif" should say remove current attachment when the post is being edited, or an additional button maybe.

Thanks, others can give suggestions if got em (:

dev vs QA rant (n + 1)

So our QA is done by China team so naturally time difference is quite irritating,

I cannot change code
I cannot debug for issue

So today I fix a critical issue and before pushing it my seniors send the to the QA
> QA unavailable
> I wait for QA because nobody notifies if the code is tested and I can work ahead
> I get review that my issue fix generated another issue (page gets redirected)
> I'm angry and astonished, I check on same link, same circumstances and no such issue is found
> My seniors say read the issue properly and I do it, no positive response when I contradict the QA
> QA leaves for home on Friday and critical issue still remains in live

I cannot believe the laziness of QA, I mean it's their loss at the end of the day.

> top of that I waited 2 hours for QA to check the issue

"DO NOT USE ISSUES FOR GENERAL SUPPORT.
Issues are for request only. You can use the following:

- Stack Overflow (using the "traefik" tag) (where no question excepted the simplest are ever answered)
- the Traefik community Slack channel (where no one is online)

...

So, what should I put as a title for my "issue"...

#rant People referring to Zenhub when they mean Github. "I created an issue in Zenhub".

Show stopper issue raised,
10 minutes to home time,
Critical service goes down,
Current facial expression

My APHuG class requires us to use a website to keep a bunch of weekly essays together, and today I realized it was acting strange. I checked the console, found some weird error messages, so I checked their sources.

And then I found this beauty.

What should I do, devRant? Tell the website, or let their poor decisions destroy them?

Friday 4 pm...

Manager to dev... Can you please fix this urgent issue and create the PR...

Issue: "Cannot find invoices from 4-04-2018"

<insert 404 joke here>

How to fix issues the easy way:

1. Provide users a way to raise issues
2. Immediately respond to new issues saying you added them to the internal ticketing system
3. Wait till the affected product reaches EoL
4. Tell the customer you are sorry, but as the product is now after EoL, you cannot use any resources on fixing the issue
5. Close the issue

Have any of you ever lost your job because you couldn't meet a deadline? ( The reason being because you didn't have enough experience to fix an issue so you could deliver on time) How did you bounce back?

I hate it that I'm still forced to use Ubuntu 16.04 and can't upgrade to bionic beaver.tried it on vm (for testing)loved new features and default gnome interface but even after switching to xorg most of my tool were still not running properly or crashing, most important factor is that there is still no official cuda support and installing gcc g++ 6 and symlinks are nerve racking. On top of that upgrading to 18.04 LTS on my main machine will leave me with broken packages and dependencies.

p.s. for people who are going to reply saying that these issue can be solved. Please try updating your work machine and spend hours fix these issues

Turns out the reason the current tester12 build of Linux 3DS hangs on my 3DS (at the very least) is due to it trying (and failing) to get the version of the onboard NAND (where the Nintendo-sanctioned code resides), which hangs. If I boot the known-working copy of Linux 3DS and run parted, it instantly dies due to my NAND making it say "Error: A partition cannot reside outside of the disk!"

Either the onboard NAND is dying or Linux is just being an asshole. Either way... fuck my life.

Spent all morning debugging a script I wrote to compare 2 CSVs of tables from 2 different dbs.

It generates a unique key for each row using the data.

For some reason couldn't match 1 in each...

After all morning of debugging and scrutinizing the data in the dbs itself... I found the root cause....

One for loops in the program skips the first entry...

My css skills applied irl...

!rant

Tried to fix an issue for an hour, restart fixed it.

group policies...

PM: No, the daily stand-up meeting is more important than this urgent issue being solved

The temple at Delphi stated "Know Thyself".
But it's a much bigger issue in JavaScript.

Debugging an API issue that causes max execution time breach on a friday afternoon..

Had an issue trying to upload a text file along with some other image files. What was the issue? How about trying to get the image size of a text file on the backend...

Sent email for additional info regarding issue...
No reply
Sent email to follow-up...
No reply
Sent email to follow-up...
No reply
Sent last email to follow-up before closing issue...
Replies with same description of the issue.

when a single python indent error crashes your entire web app, and the error logs don't pick up the issue -.-

Being convinced there's an issue with the framework / platform your programming against, then discovering you created the issue all by yourself #fml

After solving that production issue which people debugged the entire night.. feels like..

I am the eggman
I am the walrus

Teams like..
Goo goo goo job..

When you spend hours troubleshooting an issue because you're too smart to turn it off and on again.

Not wanting to do any more work because you've just closed the 69th issue on GitHub

Latest bug from our testing Department.

They think it may be a database issue why they can't save 0.00 degrees

My biggest issue with MacOS is the fact that I cannot get rid of the mouse acceleration.

So I feel like looking up solutions for my code is cheating, so I try to do it on my own for hours. Nothing I try works and the solution is usually something really simple and I feel like I'm never going to understand..

who will help them to solve the issue😲

Finally found the solution for an issue and immedietely pour the fresh cup of coffee over the desk.

Let's put this issue to rest.

s-t-d or stud?

Just subscribed to devRant++ but it says there was an issue with the play store...

Moto G2 running Android Marshmallow

What is reproduction issue? When the issue in the production is repeated while testing and you can't abort it.

Every day.

@dfox

I have a problem with my Samsung galaxy S7 since the last update. When a friend share me a devrant link thought SMS it will open the link inside the Samsung internet browser not with the devRant application.

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's a hardware issue

People who think that emailing, texting, voicemailing, whatsapping and skyping are acceptable alternatives to raising a ticket/defect/issue

MRW I refactor a project with no issue and then try to compile it.

Started to get random anxiety / excitement attacks.

I’m not tired of programming, I do my own projects, I have nice friends who care, everything seems just fine. But still I’m somehow absolutely uncomfortable, my heart always running fast, I can’t think, I can’t sleep (it’s 3:30 am here now).

What should I do?

When you keep making stupid commits and have to issue git reverts.