My cat put a "j" in my code and i spent 2 hours to find it

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

This guy is clearly not having the best Friday 😂😂

My client wan't a app that is bug free. Can anyone tell how the fuck is that possible?

When your professor pronounces Git as "jit", you know it's time you drop out.

So...Today I found an SQLI (sql injection , google if you're not aware) in one of our products , I start exploring it , I get my trusty Kali on me workstation . sqlmap etc. Tell my manager it's a true positive... I start exploring the db , half the devs at my manager's place start staring at his screen as I proper fuck a QA db server... I hear a qa guy mention triangulation as sqlmap dumps a uid table in his face . I hear my manager's manager saying 'this has been in our app for so long and we found it just now ? Who found it ?' *manager proudly saying me name* 'He's still working this late ?' ...apparently now my trip to england is getting covered for both me and me gf by the company...

Regular Person = Regular Person;
Regular Person + Google = Hackerman;

Why are people so lazy they can't google their problem before calling help desk?

I hate mental lazyness!

Hm.. yeah, I will try something with my raspberry today.

*5 hours later*

I am still struggling with the wifi connection, ended up at a chinese website looking for a solution...

Wife : Lets try some other position tonight.

IT support guy : raise a ticket for change request

My brother and I have been messing with our IBM 5150 and doing cool stuff with it. I got it to play a youtube video via telnet via my bro's mac via mplayer with libcaca (ascii video output) + youtube-dl (a youtube downloader. The mac is doing all the heavy lifting, but it is still cool to see these images on a IBM 5150, just by typing a few commands on that old keyboard... more fun projects to come with this old thing.

A little bit of Lua in my life
A little bit of Java by my side
A little bit JS is all i need
A little bit of bash is what i see
A little bit of JSON in the sun
A little bit of Python all night long
A little bit of TCL here i am
A little bit of this makes me your dev