The real truth.

Browsing websites with dev console open sometimes can lead to funny things :D

"Linux is only free if your time has no value." - Jamie Zawinski

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.

One thing I can't stand: users interrupting my work. I guess there's a solution ;)

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

Decided to do a custom 404 page for my site, what do you think?

Logins should be unique

Proud moment today when I actually made an hsv to rgb conversion algorithm by following a formula rather than copying code from stack overflow

STOP DOING THIS!!!

Famous last words:
-"This change was so small, so there's no need for tests. I'll just deploy right away."

One of many things my non-programmer friends needs to learn!

Seriously guys, this needs to stop...

The first book that I'll give to my child.

Be curious

Things aren't always #000000 and #FFFFFF ya know... There are 👇

Hi guys i need your help its a web development assignment and am stuck with question 4..i don't know if its possible but i need help

Story of every IT office

That feeling when...

Thanks @dfox

This
...and
this.

PM ordered me to not use encryption for customer authentication links because we want to be able so send same link if the user loose it. "we have to prioritize usability over security". At least I can tell future hackers it's not my fault..

Seen in Vegas

We've all been there.

Like being poisoned

Best thing about being a dev? Non techies can't question your reasoning.

Oh, and Dilbert.

My senior colleague

Not sure about the consequences..

Listened to the Google product launch yesterday, didn't notice this "feature" until now. Talk about throwing shade.

Arch guys !!

Arguing with a girl be like..