As a child:
Look Ma, no training wheels!

As an adult:
Look Ma, no mouse!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just wanted to show you all a completely relevant image I took at Living Computer Museum in Seattle.

Why do i need +10 points to build my own avatar? uhm, does this count as a rant?

You know you're doing good shit when the chinese start copying it. 😎

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

Finally moved. My Internet speed went from 500kbs in general to 50mbs!

I can finally download por.... ISO's without having to wait for hours!

Today my classmate came up to me and said he was a hacker.

I told him to prove it, and guess what? HE ACTUALLY HACKED GOOGLE!

It was amazing! He impressed so many kids in the class with his skills of pressing F12! How impressive is that?

He even wore a black hoodie and can spell his name in binary code. Not to mention, he changed google doc's page color to black and the font to green as he typed his essay.

I need to be careful... This 1337 h4x0r is really scary.

83w4r3

Gets to the final round and performs really well :

You performed really great, but we don't want developers now :) thank you for participating.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.