!rant
My friend has to pitch an idea to his info security class. He whipped up this image

Programmers of today are like the monks of the middle ages. We use a language that people don't understand, we spend all our time sitting in a room reading, and people constantly ask us for advice but never really listens to the answer.

I have already posted a function for this week, but I thought to this for Android developers:

Log.wtf()

It's hilarious.

When your cat knows how to get you

This is now my DC Metro card :)

I got really pissed off with this company. Why you ask? Well, first off they send me an email for applying with them for a job. Ok, harmless. I wait a couple of weeks and they send me another email. I'm excited, perhaps I got the job! NOPE it's the fucking same email for the fucking same job. I half assed their application the second go around because I was pissed off with them. In their section about uniqueness I essentially gave them the finger.

try {
RiskyFunction()
//a gazillion lines more
}
catch() {}

//Wow! The app is not breaking anymore!

Ha ha ha ha 😂

if it's just that easy :/

Yes!!!! i can buy the stress ball BUT i want EARN it😎

the joke XD

Just got asked "How much experience do you have with the current JavaScript standards? I'm talking ES6 and ES7" in an interview with what I assumed were technical people.

I chuckled and said "I'm comfortable with ES8" as a joke but everyone just nodded and moved on..

Am I the only one who solves more bugs in my head on the commute home from work than I actually do at work?