GIT Cheat Sheet

Working on a legacy app and couldn't find in the DB, fields for description, status, title, and assigned user.

I found them.

They were in the fields: User1, User2, User3, and User4.

How the hell does that happen?

Hey @dfox,

Not a designer here but how about a devRant mug in the store? I'd buy one :D

when your janitor knows his audience

When someone asks you "how much do you charge to make a mobile app?" But never say what the app does!!

That one killed me x) 😂😂

I don't care if you're a friend, acquaintance, or we fucking knew each other in high school!

If I fucking agree to do some free work for you, feel fucking happy about it! Don't fucking ask for more work or demand work or give me fucking deadlines just because you know me!

I'm doing you a fucking favor! Do you want me to send you the fucking invoice? I don't care if you're on a budget, I agreed to help you out, but don't you dare fucking cross the line!

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

Customer: How much costs custom developed software?
Me: How much costs a car?
Customer: Depends on which car...
Me: Exactly.

That moment you realize that a recruiter refactored your resume and "corrects" Symfony to Symphony and sent it to multiple companies...

What on earth is so "regular" about the so-called regular expressions?!

When you receive tens of JAVA job offers, just because your online resume says you are good at "Javascript".

Project management