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1) The bottle is brought for free
2) The waiter, tearing up, asks you to pay for it.
3) You decline
4) He says "ok" and walks away
5) Brings another bottle as soon as you ask for it expecting you pay again
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A couple of years ago, I was working in a computer shop as a "technician", I was 15, first job I ever had.
One day an elderly lady came into the shop, probably 50'ish, she and her whole family "suffered" from electromagnetic radiation, and the mother had the worst suffering. She complained about her TV box that just had died.
I accept the tuner and see it's wrapped with 10 layers of aluminium foil, with a tiny hole for the IR receiver.
The whole box smells like burnt electronics, and the foil gets darker for each layer I unwrap. I try explain to her that the box gets warm and overheated by wrapping it like this, and she's lucky that it didn't catch fire.
I further explain to her that she will not get a new box, because the warranty does not cover _this_. The mother tells me she has to wrap it like this, because she gets headaches when she's watching the news.
She then proceeds to go into a rage mode and gets her whole family into the shop, where all of them starts yelling at me, the younger kids start throwing stuff down from the shelves and touching the TVs with sticky fingers (literally, sticky, like yuck!).
Unsure what to do, boss is in a meeting, and my colleague is busy in the back.
So I calmly tell them that in this building there's 4 wireless networks, 3 wireless phones, high voltage cables run in the wall behind me, there's factory tracks 20 meters behind the building, next door business is an electrician, you're standing in front of wall with 30-40 TVs, 5 HDMI splitters, 3 TV boxes and a Blu-ray player. And they've all been standing in front of them for the last 10 minutes.
They all suddenly feel really sick and run out of the store, never to be seen again. From that day, I decided I'll never work in a shop again, and pursued my dreams to become a developer.
TL;DR: Family is "sensitive" to electromagnetic radiation, almost put burnt down their house because of stupidity, yelled at me. I decided to pursue my dream as a developer.16 -
Imagine being fucking stupid
So there is this dude at school
He's fucking stupid, but pretends to be smart
Runs a Linux computer because he is "too smart for Windows"
It's Linux Mint
Does everything with a terminal
Seems OK so far
What he does to perform a simple action is despicable. First, he whips out vim. He types out one single line that he needs to execute, saves the file as bash and runs it.
Everyone is somehow amazed
I'm also amazed
At how stupid some people are
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First the program took like 35 seconds to execute, but after some optimizations such as switching from python to cpp, it took about 0.3 seconds9
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"Learning doesn't hurt, unless you want it to..."
-Michael Stevens
Ok, I guess
*goes into multi-thread assembly*8 -
Fun fact: devRant was actually a government experiment to look into developers' enigmatic minds, but it was abandoned quickly because all they did was talk abt how their job sucks and make jokes about semicolons.8
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There are several types of programmers.
1) i ++
2) i += 1
3) i = i + 1
And the worst two:
4) i -= -1
5) i = i - -121 -
Me *in my head*: Why is the damn function not working, I wrote it correctly, damn old CPUs not doing their job.
Me, 15 seconds later: oh shit, I'm not calling in anywhere7 -
Journalism is absolutely dead
No I don't want to log in to view the rest of that super important article I'm only gonna read ONCE and then never use your site again
No, I don't care about your daily newspapers, updates and whatnot
A 10$ monthly fee is ridiculous, a newspaper costs 15 cents, and you get all the articles, rather than just that division you pay for
Why can't your mobile site just show me the article? Why is my screen taken up by your popups over popups over popups and there is this amalgamation of shitty, biased articles, cookie notifications, a video for an unrelated subject, a notification to subscribe to you, a popup to create an account and a glimpse of words I actually need to see
Fuck!8 -
I hate it when clients force me to fix their fucking magentos with crappy javascript fuckarrounds because the shop is already a huge pile of fuck with window resize events fucking up all onservers. 4 jquery includes all messed up fucking each other in a cum gobbling bukkake because you never know which jQuery, $j, jsm or jFuckYou is bound to which library. I know i have to spill my own fuck all over that fuck. Frontpage slider is raping the search results for slides leaving dead meat in the results foreever. Fuck your fucking fuck you fucking fucker.8
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How to get Linux advice properly:
If you say "guys pls help my wifi driver doesn't work on Linux" u will be ignored.
If you say "man Linux is shit even my wifi drivers don't work", hundreds of people will solve the issue.3 -
saying git is shit (cite at the end) and nobody professional uses it.
cite:
"GIT ist scheisse, es ist schwer zu installieren und man muss die Kommandozeile benutzen. Das benutzt doch niemand."29 -
Yet another Minecraft computer I tried making, but it's color coded and a good way to write code for it. Only the clock is left
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A true genius:
try to set up key authentication on my pi
reload OpenSSH while 2000km away from it13 -
I ordered myself an NES, some donor cartridges and EEPROMs, put on my big boy pants and ventured on an incredible journey on making my own NES game with assembly.
I'm too young to live in the era of the NES, I've never seen one in my life.
I had interactions with assembly only as large as "copying a hello world program from SO and compiling it on my machine"
Wish me luck fellas. I'll need it11 -
A bit more work and we have color! I could not find any pure red though, so I went with this blood color. Anyone with experience could help me find a pure red? In YY-CHR (where I make the sprites) pure red is 9F but in the emulator is just black
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A background is (sort of) ready! These black scanlines are unfilled rows and I switched to a SMD spritesheet because it had all the tiles in there and my lazy ass ain't drawing any
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What I have learned by learning OpenGL for about 2 days.
1) C++ and its compilers are clunky as shit
2) There is a minimal amount of entry level docs
3) You need 5th grade math to do programming
4) Comment every single line to not get lost in OpenGL API
5) The include directory is not in the project but at /usr/local/include
6) Giorno's theme from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure is fucking awesome8 -
Did my first drawing in Photoshop, did like half of it, but then it crashed and corrupted the file. That's how I lost 3 days of non-stop work. At least I got this in the end, but that was faaaar from done
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So my Minecraft computer project got corrupted, so I started a new one. Now working on the ram, and an actually comfortable way to write code for it.
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More progress!
The birdy got a sleeker redesign, and now he can flap his wings!
I just did something there to have a frame change every six frames, but i have no clue how this works.
Unfortunately the gif won't work for some reason. Maybe a bug.
Edit: link to working gif
https://vk.com/doc289958196_5009791...
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Today, with Article 13 being approved, is the day, when devRant became very political very quickly7
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Like u know how CPUs rely on basics of subatomic physics? So right now, in 2018, the biggest use of quantum mechanics is porn. Just think about that.2
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GitHub doesn't support 6502 ASM code highlighting
Now my repo is all just blue
BTW now my NES game is up on GitHub, under the name kuronbka10 -
I've been waiting for my girlfriend to try some clothes for the past 40 mins and we were still in the first shop. I swear it's been 2 days since we arrived at the mall.
I just want to finish my first vuejs project (vuejs from a back end dev perspective is simply awesome).
Not a true devrant but a rant non the less. Save me devbrothers2 -
The short story of how I'm terminally retarded.
tldr: accidentally replaced good code with empty file.
So, it's 3 o'clock. I just came from school, after an exam. I'm tired. I decide to relax and continue coding kuronbka. It works very well. In about 30 minutes my headache is gone and I'm 100% dev mode. I've implemented a simple music track, a background and ground collision. All of that. So, seven hours later, I'm finally ready to go off to sleep.
What I am supposed to do:
1) Ctrl + S
2) Close VS Code
3) Edit todo file
4) Commit and push changes to GitHub.
Please note, this is done almost automatically. I don't watch what I'm doing.
What my dumbass does:
1) Ctrl+A
2) Space
3) Ctrl+S
4) Close VS Code
5) Commit and push changes to GitHub.
Once again, it's done automatically by me, in one go. I didn't check any code. 3 minutes later I see that ASM file is 0kb. Something is up. Check GitHub. File is empty. Shit. Desperately go to VS Code try to Ctrl+Z but unsurprisingly it doesn't work.
Thank you for reading and I suggest you leave your diagnosis down below.16 -
My minecraft computer has run its first program by adding two numbers together all by itself! This is, of course, an important milestone. What is not less important is that its completely unusable if you aren't me. This has been established by yet more help from @erandria. Thanks man!6
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Just realized that a memory leak in a human is when you can't remember something, but a memory leak in a computer is when they can't forget something
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I scored a GBA sp (with Super Mario Bros 3) at my local Goodwill today for $20. I always wanted one as a kid, but I almost didn't get it cause some asshole found it first. I saw him fumble with it for a solid 3 minutes before he could get it to turn on. Finally he put the cartridge in the right way and flicked the power switch. I thought it was all over. At that point the dumbass realized it worth something but instead of buying it HE HID THE GAMEBOY AND LEFT. I wasn't going to wait for him so I bought it myself 😂.
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A friend of mine got into pentesting and his first idea was to try hack his own wifi, proof of concept. He got the cap file all professional and started crunching. He walks away and it two minutes starts screaming at me for the wifi being "too fookin slow"
My friend is terminally stupid4 -
A local McDonald's because I can meet someone I know, they will admire me coding and my self esteem would actually rise for a couple of minutes and I will get some self worth6
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Kuronbka's first flight has ended miserably, before even beginning. After a small breakdown because of wasted 7 hours, I made myself a reminder that I'm fucking stupid and it never changes
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So
My social life is falling apart, I'm losing friends because I have no time to interact with them, because I have a lot of homework to do, but lost motivation at all to study or better myself, but still being pressured by my parents to do that, I have also lost interest in learning something new or improving my existing skills, and life has just lost its meaning the past couple of weeks, and I'm feeling extremely pointless, suicidal and helpless
What do?5 -
A new Motto for devRant.
devRant - a fun community where angry computermen talk abt their problems.3 -
A quick rundown of progress on kuronbka (now official game name) :
1) Made the Readme markdown file. Important
2) Set up the repo on my PC
3) Fixed some bugs
4) Added movement in the right direction. The chicken can jump and will go back down (A button). The code is yet uncommented, but I just wanted to commit it by today.
https://github.com/dudeking/...5 -
Watch Netflix for a solid 5 hours, go to sleep at 2:40 am on a school night. Wake up at 7 am to go to school. Brain feels squishy. Go to school. Have a math test, hopefully did well.
Then CS rolls around. The teacher never taught the class python, only VB. She gives up 45 (!) exercises in python due tomorrow, that we have to do. 45. So I crammed 45 badly written python programs into one evening, with a brain that had a solid 4 hours of actual sleep.
What is my existence
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Burnt my face when using a 350C soldering iron! Feels great, my lower right chin is charred though.6
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Clojure: everything is a function. Even addition is a function named + that takes in two or more arguments. That's why I love it so much2
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Soooooo......
I decided to overtake my friend's virtual CPU project, gonna make an assembler for it and expand the command set, maybe even create docs for it and make it public for everyone to experiment4 -
I swear GNU/Linux is the pure definition of a badly designed OS/Kernel
1) The separate file system. Of all things, all the set standards Linux uses exFat which can only be read by Linux. Not NTFS, not FAT32, you know, the common ones.
2) Unintuitiveneness and inefficiency of workflow. Linux is extremely inefficient, especially the cli versions, where one cannot perform several tasks simultaneously.
3) It's MESSY. The use of a Terminal is incredibly uncomfortable, because the text is tightly spaced, and in monochromatic in root. When looking at a large chunk of text, my eyes hurt on a deeper level than physical.
4) It's the most retarded way to handle drives. Why not assign drive letters and names? Why is it dev/sda1 dev/sdb1. If I have two drives of the same capacity, I cannot differentiate between them. How am I supposed to know which is my system drive and which is my portable hard drive that I'm formatting? And this stupid disk utility fdisk. What the fuck is that? Why is the command o wiping the device? Why is t selecting a partition? What the fuck?
5) Stupid naming system. Most CLI commands have deliberately stupid and hard to remember names. Also the prefixes to them such as -x -c or -v, say nothing to me. Reading through the manual in white, tight monochromic text is impossible.
6) Error messages that don't make sense. How am I supposed to know what "Error! [err=/dev/null, arch="27xE39Tmx849D" result="success"]" is supposed to mean? A search will cut down the error and I will find nothing.
7) General hype towards it being "focused on developers". It's not. It's really not. As a developer myself I find it absolutely painful to write code on Linux. It's sluggish, requires it's own set of IDEs and software packages.
People say "Oh you can't write and compile code on Windows". Yes you can. Windows has the exact same set of compilers as Linux, like gcc and gpp. Windows has a versatile and powerful command line. It's hidden from a regular user, because its actually user friendly, and is made for people, not aliens. The fact that you have to download a package manager first to access new ones is what flies over many peoples heads.
Go on start a wreck in the comments40 -
Mom: my photos are gone. Can you find them?
Me: *searches the phone an finds nothing.*
Me: i cant find them.
Me: *Tries to copy 5GB of random Data*
Phone: Copy Error
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Its a noname china phone my Father bought. I warned him about it, because they stole the Samsung design and it said that it was Version 8.1, but didnt had the features 8.1 has
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Me: The Phone deleted it.
Mom: why would a Phone delete my Photos?
Me: because the manufacturer wanted to maximize the money he can get and made an device with higher specs on the paper than it has and manipulated the internal tools to hide this.
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My father asked me why she is so furious. I said to him: because you got screwed so easily.6 -
Choose yourself:
The one who is too lazy too stand up, the one reinstalled his PC literally every week, or the toxic guy that nobody wants too work with.3 -
Took me like 10 years to figure out how minesweeper works
But I did it and can solve a 32x32 with 200 mines in about 5 minutes 😎7 -
How little boys increment:
x++;
How men increment:
while(1)
{
if($oldx < $x)
break;
$oldx = $x
$x++;
}4 -
It's a text based survival game. The code is absolutely messy, it took me two days to make, I tried to fix bugs recently, a year after I posted it to pastebin. But failed.
https://pastebin.com/ANFFLe4R3 -
How often do you all just learn a programming language just because you think it looks funky/cool
I certainly do very often, expect some Conjure soon, Idk what it's used for, why it's used and whatever else I have to know but it looks kinda weird and I love it4 -
God I fucking hate python! God I hate AQA! God I wanna go back in time and slap whoever wrote that exam so hard they can't remember it, then go even more back in time and slap Guido Van Rossum so hard he can't get up. Argh I hate python so much. It's so so so so bad.
Why can't I use global variables in functions? Oh you think I'm declaring them locally? What are you gonna do? Shit your pants? Piss and cum?
Fucking types. Why can't I just see what gets passed to a subroutine? Why do I have to scroll through 800 lines of God awful python code to look for whatever the fuck gets passed on.
AQA. Why the fuck do they enforce Spyder on us? Why the fuck do I have to use this disabled IDE for python? There is minimal syntax highlighting, no breakpoints. An unstable kernel which doesn't support Ctrl+C to stop a program and just shits itself.
Why the fuck is the last section made of a shitty game of 800 lines without a SINGLE COMMENT? Why why why why are subroutine names 90 columns wide, it's a subroutine, not an essay. What the fuck is variable A? Where is it used? Why is it named A? How about a more descriptive name? Why the fuck did I see a function named AddThreeToGivenArgument which just returned a number equal to number plus three. Why? Who thought this was a good idea? Why is python chosen to be the language us poor students should write it? Who the fuck uses python? Why can't we use something more useful, easier to understand, efficient? There is C#, which is just as descriptive, easier to read, is STRONGLY TYPED AND IN GENERAL ISN'T SUCH AN AIDS ROLLER COASTER. Why python?
I'm so tired
Welcome to my TED Talk20 -
This year was a roller coaster. I have mostly spent time in this community, and in my opinion, this is the friendliest and most accepting community out there. I am greatful for each and every one of you. Have a great 2020 and happy new year!2
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Languages are designed by people for people. Then why are there languages with bad syntax, bad codestyle and unreadable expressions/errors.13
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A "partner" company has created a "REST" API we use on an online shop we developed to send all shop-related requests to.
At least once a month, something fails on their end and the customer calls us every time, expecting that we did something wrong, but it has never been us.
These "partners" do exactly zero testing, are extremely slow in solving API bugs, have almost no logging and have no monitoring on the API at all.
Today at noon, suddenly no customers were able to order anything anymore for 4 hours.
How the fuck can you run a business so unbelievably brainless that this keeps repeating monthly?
Time they fire all their "devs" and everyone in charge of the company and operations. TERMINATE.14 -
I just got my first debit card, I'm super excited about it, but there is something inside me wanting to use an NFC writer app to write to the cards internal NFC chip
🤔14 -
The first message sent over the early internet across the university, where the concept was developed, was supposed to be the word "login"
The students sent "l" "o" and the system crashed. The students restarted and sent "l" "o" "g" "i" "n" successfully. This makes the first three characters sent over the Internet in history: lol8 -
Colleague: I cant install windows on our playcomputer. you broke it.
<Me walks to the computer, he looks away>
<silently deletes the debian entry in the nvram>
<installs windows, without an problems>
Me: So, where is the Problem?
Colleague<slightly angry>: I made it exact like you!
Me: o_O1 -
Kuronbka is leaving its nest for the first time, soon to became a cartridge, like the big bros. Soon gonna return to my laptop to grow
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A friend just told me "Hey I programmed a fully functional processor emulator, where you can write your own assembly code for it!"
All it was was an array with a bunch of if statements and a while(true) loop10 -
Every tech-related company sell more and more swag : tshirt, hoodies, GitLab even sell socks and Docker baby stuff.
Do any of them sell underwear ?!6 -
"The quickest way to understand O(n!) is to drop the stack of punch cards and try to reassemble them in the correct order"
- David Brailsford -
You may not like but dokument everything in your project. It needs its time but it can save your job.
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When you are italian but you want a laptop with a US keyboard....
... all the shop online (with less than 10€ of shipping cost) become empty.
Fuck.10 -
i cant stand these idiots anymore. My instructor needed 12 Minutes to understand Megabyte and Mebibyte. He just used the snipping tool to save an SVG from Wikipedia. My instructor is an Person who wrote small Programs in the past and thought that an instructor license is something useful. It hurts listening to him. he was kept busy for hours because of nothing, so we could only twiddle our thumbs. our first instructor went probably because of the Management.
At the beginning of June I will give my lecture for my final exam.
I am fucked.3 -
Spent a whole day on a LAN messenger, and now I feel super cool because it works, now I gotta make it usable with a WAN4
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Had a girlfriend, but didn't take relationship too seriously, because ya know we are both 15 and having a serious relationship is stupid at this age. She did take it serious. When I got into coding I dedicated one day of my week just to learn that, but that meant we were seeing each other more rarely, since we were in different schools. So yeah she got pissed and stopped talking. At least I know coding now so it's not too bad1
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I see a lot of posts about old code which is dirty and full of bugs. I find it kinda weird because when I started coding I made sure that my code was clean and readable, if it was something simple I implemented almost every edge case and spent hours removing bugs every ten lines written. Now though it's all opposite. I slap something together real quick, check for bugs in the end all the time and don't even care about readability.
Am I a maniac or are there people like me too?2 -
ABAP - a language that is frozen in the 60s
PHP - an inconsistent language
Flashplayer - do i need to say more?
Internet Explorer - ↑5 -
The only programming competition in Cyprus provides Python 2, Java and C++.
Tho only languages after assembly I know is C#, JS and F#.
Shit5 -
A discord bot with streaming music from YouTube, ranks, commands and teams and a full scp wiki for only 5 euros and a week. I still regret not taking 50
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Boyes and Boyettes, is there any good book you can recommend to learn assembly? Asking for a friend, the friend is me.4
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I tried building a website and literally the only free WYSIWYG editor that allows you to edit code I found is Microsoft's expression web which is like from 2012 and my website now also looks like it's from 2012or some crap, any better suggestions for wysiwygs that allow you to edit code?9
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T(x, y)=x*(1+y/100)+√-1
x = hours estimated from Boss. if the boss
y = sum of the features with the following weight:
Multiplatform = 10
Web = 5
social * = 100
blockchain = 100
HTML-email = 10
Every other bullshit bingo term = 20
everything else = 1
Terms that appear multiple times count multiple times.
If the boss didnt give his estimate triple the feature-value and use 100 as x-value5 -
C++ reading the zero address every fucking time I try to run this piece of shit why is it doing that I didn't do anything bad to it bitch I am trying to sort an array why are you reading address 0 it's not for you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee4
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Thank you, Vivaldi for being so awesome
Not thank you, Vivaldi, for using Bing as a default search engine9 -
So the question that has been boggling my mind a lot is why do I have steady 8mb/s of download for about 90% of the process, but by the end the speed goes down drastically? Is it a priority issue?4
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!rant
So, my friend and I want to start a small business. For that, we will need an online shop. Since it's not happening tomorrow, I figured I could take the time and build it myself.
However, I've never done anything of the sorts, so... where do I start?
I don't have any specific tech stack in mind, I am new to it all.
Help?26 -
Is injection into there fields possible even? Like. These two should store in plaintext without filtering, isn't that like a large security concern?
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Flutter's live demo throws an error with default spinning logo lol
Dart's website is all about UI and shit but their live demo is console output. Also the pi calculation is 100% incorrect7 -
The next level of "but you are a programmer"
Presenting you: the butt hurt format
FRIEND DOES HW
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MUSIC
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ASKS YOUR HELP
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"OK BRO I'LL TRY"
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WHAT IS *INSERT MUSICAL TERM*
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"I DON'T KNOW MAN"
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BUT
@
BUT...
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BUT YOU ARE A PROGRAMMER AREN'T YOU?8 -
Devrant uses php to define what our avatars look like, so with a simple script you can alter all avatar requests and make them look however you want to 🤔3
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I was working on my personal all-in-one solution to capturing and brute forcing wifi handshakes, and I started around 10 am. I told my parents it's important so they didn't bother me. Next thing I know I look at the time it's 5 am next day
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At a coffee shop, not sure what is happening, but there is a 1/4 Chance of me connecting to a server each time I try to open a page! Fuck it is frustrating!
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This post may contain spoilers to Doom 2016
Doom 2016 is so underwhelming and left such an empty void inside me ugh
I played through the whole game in about 7 hours, got all secrets and everything, like a 100% completion.
The music is fantastic, it fits the gameplay, and in combination with the good sound design it's a great experience.
The graphics are good as well, there are some hiccups like the Hell Guards' force field which looked like a kid mapped a sphere with a 240p texture in like 2005.
The story was OK, it's not really present there, because it's a game about slaying demons.
They had a minimal story, but they still messed it up somehow.
The ending of the game is an absolute wreck. After three bossfights stacked back to back, each of which took me like 20 minutes first try, which is less time than I spend on some levels even, I faced the Spider Mastermind, where Olivia dies for some reason, very undramatically, she just plops on the ground. Then the Mastermind appears, whose attacks are childish, and health is lower than the Cyberdemon. I got done with him in about 20 minutes as well. He also dies very undramatically.
Then, the cherry on top. Hayden just leaves you. That's all. Nothing else is told to us. What happened to the Hellslayer next? Did he go back to hell? What will he do there if there is nobody there anymore? Why did Samuel decide on sending him back to hell and not in his tomb? Why did the Slayer even get a backup of VEGA if he's not planning on restoring it???
All of these questions are left unanswered and this is absolutely killing me rn
Such a game leaves the player at such an anticlimactic ending with so many cliffhangers. They better be working on the next Doom where this is elaborated.16 -
Took a break from programming, watched Over The Garden Wall, started school nicely, and I'm back in business. What's up everyone?1
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Got my NES today, and it can't read the SMB cartridge. Anyone got pics of what the contacts should look like? I have a feeling the cartridge has same knocked out pins2
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Took a powerful pc from my sis back, so I played 15 hours of rainbow six siege
I missed this game so damn much1 -
Am I the only one her who thinks that deving on Windows is much easier than on Linux systems? I use Windows 10 and apart from the never ending updates, it is very usable, with a user-friendly ui and it works great on my configuration (though it was a gaming rig before, I just recently got into programming)4
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dear ietf-people i want to thank you that tls1.3 is official. i know it was hard work to say just no to the doughbags and preventing that middleware and spyware manufacturers implementing static keys.
to make it short:
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I have this colleague that who is nice, but if you mention anything about (not complete) java, sun, vmware, windows, daus(dumbest possible user), car manufacturer your ears bleed with is rants about it.
For example:
We talked about BMW which published that the energy generated from recuperation of one of their cars is around 60%. Immediatly he rants that it its not possible and the calculated number of an forum user of the newssite who calculated that 90% of the kinetic energy is regenerated has no idea about the problems.
Sometimes its hard to endure the hate, but i can relate with him in some things.2 -
Linux is my kryptonite. I tried 4 different distros with Gui and Cli, tried a DVD, a USB, a hard drive, tried to install it as a primary OS (actually sacrificed my windows and all my stuff) and it still hangs up somewhere between choosing additional software and looking for hard drives. Sometimes life sucks
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Im started with Lego, with 12 i learned to solder, got interested in computers and ended up learning diverse languages to solve problems.
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I finally installed Linux successfully! I installed Deepin and I'm so proud of myself after all the failures!
I also got my way into hackthebox, which just made my day!8 -
How far we went. Like two or three years ago quantum computing was something from a Sci fi movie, and now there is a fucking programming language for them that anyone can learn in theory!3
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I haven't slept in 4 days in a row. My eyes hurt, my head is spinning and I cant think straight
I can't sleep because of me failing exams, I fail exams because I can't sleep, and I can't sleep because I'm failing exams.
Great.7 -
it was the last time i used PHP for an school project. i and an other group decided to make an website. it was luck that no input was required. Because i already knew PHP and HTML i need to help them. the code they made was the cause i quit php. the site only worked after an redirect. it was irony that tje code looked like it was written from a junkey and the theme was drugs.7
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Everlasting summer has filled the void in my soul from a cliffhanger that Doom is, and now I can sleep calmly2
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DevRant notifications be like "A person commented on a rant that the person who commented on their rant posted!"6
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I have a 1.5k word essay due next Tuesday and I be like here starting to learn F#
Why am I like this?2 -
Uh so I might be getting a job at a local coffee shop while I go through college. I’ve never had a job before so idk if I’m doing the right thing or if I’m rushing into it.7
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If they make you write fizzbuzz on a piece of paper as an exercise you gotta know you are doing something wrong2
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Netcup. Great hosting, the machines are usually fast set up and cheap. The boss writes in the forum to help the customers.11
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Why can't programs for developers be user friendly as well? I can suggest a bajillion ways to make a developers like easier, but I can't because I have no clue on how to use the current means to accomplish that3
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So the little project I was working on goes to the side. I'm taking on a new one: a little pong game, a hello world into NES programming4
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Just happened: Program "Install Ubuntu" is not responding
>>Force quit
>>Wait
I force quit and it just stays there3 -
I swear react navigation is made specifically to be as confusing as possible
There is NOT A SINGLE DOC that says what it actually does, like nothing on the internet tells me how it works. It's just the same tutorial from the docs pasted everywhere, and it doesn't even work. Why does everything have to be so fucking complicated? Why can't it be "I press button, now render this js file"? Why do I have to create a fucking fuckton of objects, whose purpose is unclear, write some arbitrary fucking functions which aren't explained anywhere, download like 500 dependencies and node modules, why aren't they installed automatically? Why is there no simple example, why is everything so fucking retarded? Why are people so dumb? Argh!3 -
This app (https://f-droid.org/app/...) is bugging me for months. I have the feeling that one is possible and the others are just jokes.
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Can someone recommend me a budget friendly sata SSD, my HDD is failing to run Linux, it's whirring and heating up, clanging and sometimes crashing
The size should at least be 500gb, and the cost below 150 euro9 -
I finally got a domain and I can separate away from GitHubs hosting and I can put up my badly made web page there. Yey I guess
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I remember I was getting exercises done to get accepted into a summer camp, and it was a C++ exercise, and I got so frustrated with it trying to read address 0 that I just quit coding for like half a year. I really don't know why it does that.1
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OpenWRT sucks ass
It's meant to be firmware for your router but in the end all it does is make your router a machine with a terrible Linux distro that barely functions as anything5 -
I wanna create something but lack any sort of creative energy
How do you all come up with project ideas, how do you deal with not knowing how to design something?16 -
Another rundown of what has been done today
1) Garfield GameBoy'd watched more than a healthy amount of times
2) Completed birb controls for kuronbka
3) Planning on making sound in the game but have no time whatsoever
https://github.com/dudeking/...4 -
Tried booting up vm to test a ducky script but VirtualBox suddenly decided to reject all my USB connections to the vm... It's been a long day really and I'm not ready for that
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Am I spoiled when I see how Django makes the separation of components and the database independent way to store migrations easy?5
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Aaarrgghh! Stupidity of some webdevelopers! Ordering new battery on e-shop and got in my mail devilery report from one freemail service. Checking what kind of spam it is and those lazy bastards are taking my full order and sending it with my e-mail addresses in From to their freemail account. Which correctly rejects it based on SPF as the freemail suprisingly does its job well. Who the hell thought this would be a good idea? Grrrr!2
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I have at issue with my VS 2017. Whenever I import a script from unity or any other script it opens an empty visual studio window and an empty text file named as my script. Reopening the solution doesn't help. Any advice?
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the code from a school colleague. So written that you must load the index page and are redirected to a second. if you try to load the second page you get errors. Many errors.
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I have been thinking a lot recently about building a portable server. Like a powerful machine that you could carry around and it would work for a reasonable amount of time without a power plug. Maybe use it for hacking, brute forcing, just mobile number crunching or external rendering machine. The specs for this are over the top, but here's a rough sketch:
2 Xeons and a MoBo that fits them
128-256gb ram
A 1080ti or maybe even an SLI
14TB hard drives
You get what I mean.
After that get a case and a PSU which suit the thing and you have a powerful machine.
To make a crude portability thing you can get a car battery and an inverter and strap it on there.
After thinking about all this the total cost came to around 7000 EUR and the weight of about 15kg. Someone with a strong back could carry it without an issue.
What I really find strange is that nobody has ever came up with anything similar, like I've never seen anything like this.
Thoughts?10 -
Was talking to a friend on Discord and we were looking through his cloud and found this gem (he was using Chrome)
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>code in c++
>get error on sort function
>try fix the error
>fixed error
>get another error on the line where I declared the variable
>don't change anything
>error at a completely different line
>repeat
>error at another, completely different line
Wtf2 -
Do you read
@trogus as "tee-rogus" or "trogus"?
Do you read
@dfox as "dafox", "dee-fox" or "dfox"?9 -
Was debugging my app for 4+ hours because two strings didn't match.
After all that time I realized one of the strings had a \r and the other one didn't. FML5 -
My company has an default user for external people and two wifi networks, on for the company itself and on for the employees. both wifis have an shit of an firewall(more than once were wikipedia blocked). I found out that the internal wifi allowed the default user and had some outgoing ports open, i set up an vpn and now i can use what i want without being blocked.
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So I messed up xfce system, by deleting some super important files. So I moved to kde. I like it more, but it freezes sometimes, sometimes at uncomfortable times. Any help here? The install is 100% fresh, nothing new installed3
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!rant
When making an ecommerce site, what platform do you guys use? WooCommerce, Magento, Shopify, ....
Or do you just start from scratch with a payment gateway such as stripe or icepay5 -
What Linux distro is simple to use but is still light and customizable? I'm kind of an amateur in all of this, I need a starting point14
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Does API exist for authentication and account interaction for devrant? Or is it just getting rants from their servers?9
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One of our departments works only on Thinclients and one of my colleagues made an loop. You can think what happened.7
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1. 72 hours at an heavy used street with many holes and open windows (not the os) on an hot day for those, who stop the people, who work against air pollution;
2. die nvidia;
3. a pc with an inbuilt 10 kW fusionreactor, water heater, 2 amd cpu of the latest gen, 2 of the highest tier amd graphic cards and an mainboard which follows the spec of the cpus;
That should cover everything i need.1 -
short: The admin with enough xp is ill, there is no one with xp with varnish is and after 1 restart varnish outputs only 503.
long: there original admin is ill but he gave me an project to migrate an typo3 installation to a new server. Thats ok.
Plan: I move 150 GB of data with rsync to the new server, let specialists do something and switch ips between the new and old and clear varnish with a restart.
Reality: +2 hours to migrate the data, because of false infos from the admin, 7 hours preparing the switch, 5 minutes switch, 3 hours to find out the F*****G varnish is the single point of failure. I and the t3 guys agree to see the next day what went wrong.
ALL HAPPENED TODAY!
Plan for tomorrow: speak with the boss to account the extra hours to that day so i dont get over 10 hours and debug that fucking varnish and delete some servers from another project from the backupsystem and monitoring.3 -
Going trough word document with client comments on website and this is last small tweak "Please can you insert the ‘Shop’ tab to the top of the page on the far right. "
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So, I really need a laptop, because in is much more mobile, wastes less energy etc
But I'm quite low on budget since nobody will buy my 3 y.o pc for more than 600€. What laptop under like 650€ shall I get which will be good for Arduino and Unity coding? -
He was not reslly my dev-teacher, he was a math/physics teacher. But he had an after school an it workshop. That was the first place where i really worked with development. I was just a bit with html, php and LEGO mindstorms but it helped me with my knowledge. He is one of the best teachers in my school. Without him I would probably making windows and doors.
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fuck peoplecert. youre software is crap. i dont have anything against yoire requirement that you need to see that someone doesnt cheat. but WHY is my cpu burning and so buggy. i needed 1 hour until the client started the test and somebody was able to see me and the desktop. 10 restarts of your client and one reboot IS TO MUCH.
By the way: i passed -
Confession:
I feel more comfortable with only one monitor when I work
I don't mind using Google and them using my data
I use Windows 10 as my main OS
I believe PHP is something that shouldn't have ever existed
I think laptop stickers are dope
x86 assembly is the most logically structured language of all the low levels
Judge me5 -
Online shop recommended systems?
Thought that before I'm building a system for online shop from nothing with PayPal API, that I will check with you guys1
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