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Website developer and father from Christchurch New Zealand.
Skills

html css sass js php .net
Location

New Zealand

Joined devRant on 6/3/2016

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Every vim newbie be like

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just finished my graduation, now I need luck for my job interview!

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The worst documentation is if you have no documentation. :-(

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Large comment block at the top of the file, commenting explicit line numbers, as in: "line 365: copy to a new image".
Only everytime the comment block grew, the line numbers got more and more off. -_-

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no matter how big shot programmer you are, you 90% time you will only code
if(condition)
{
// do something
}
else
{
// do something else
}

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When my supervisor instructs me to install PuTTY for Linux to ssh into the company server...

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When you find out your company allows you to work from home.

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That moment you do "close all tabs" after solving a bug 🐛

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ctrl+xzcvXZsSawqefddrf

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Boss: Are you just nodding your head yes and really have no idea?

Me: Yes, but I'll figure it out.

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MS should employ a person who just scrolls through devRant and notes all the bugs and problems

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Sometimes I think dealing with code is easier than dealing with people

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I guess every faced this at the start.

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I fear the day I'll find my shitty code here, posted by a co-worker.

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This defines my anxiety about finding a new job.

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I think I've posted more this week on DevRant, than I have during the entire time I've had Facebook

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I would have hired him 😐😁

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Yay weekend let's have some fun, until client calls, blah blah blah client somehow managed to fuck his CMS up

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OH: Can you un-pdf this for me?

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When you return to a personal projet you put aside more than 3 weeks ago

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been on fb for years and hardly ever post,
been on devrant for a week posting everyday :o

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wheiii got my new shirt :P

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The hardest decision in any devs day is what to name the variable

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When talking with muggles, I frequently use this simple sentence to make things clear to them: Java and JavaScript is like cat and caterpillar. You wouldn't believe in effectiveness of this!

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"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

Rest in Peace, Muhammad Ali.

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You had only one job to do -_-

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My feel right now😞

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Wow I love this app! Five hours later and still not bored!

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Legit excuse

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I'm the dog.

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