When the doctor says "take this and comeback in 2 weeks" he is literally debugging his solution in your body.

I'm a bit freaked out.

Nothing worse than fixing a memory leak in NodeJs. UGH!

damn this is brilliant

makes sense

now now, I'm not here to start a war...

just for the lols

Send me some songs you listen to while coding any song is appreciated xD

lol shit happens

yup, its possible, only sometimes

seriously man, how do u do that

Don't you fucking love it when there are no errors, and still, something doesn't work. It's so frustrating. I've been debugging this shit for like 2 days. UGH!

Have you worked on something impressive and wanted to tell a non-programmer about it?
You start to figure out a way to say it, but then you decide 'nah they will not get it'.

But you still want to talk about it with someone so bad... Its super unsatisfying to not be able to explain this tech shit to the people you like.

If you were a pilot, you could say shit like 'i landed a plane during a storm while eating a burrito' and everyone would be like omg thats amazing.

What do I have to say? I made an auto pilot system for a plane, so that a pilot can land it during storm while eating a fucking burrito.. what's their response?

ehm okay <crickets chirping>
🖕🖕

Why didn't Golang destroy NodeJs!? Let me hear it.

What's your reason to hate JS? Let me hear it.

What do french people use to share files?
Pierre to Pierre networks

Happy debugging!

For anyone having trouble remembering the codes, you are welcome xD

When you tell the juniors to comment on everything...

Well well well

I should have become a pilot, at least the stress ends when the plane lands, unlike this shit, which goes on forever.