Just two wishes!
#1 : Way to download images rather than having to screenshot
#2 : Code with syntax hilighting
#3 : I know I'm of by one, but a coding font maybe?

When you made a commit that deletes more code than what it adds. And the features are still the same 🎉

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

Evil developers on Stackoverflow

"Hey Dad, what did you guys do before we all had self driving cars?"
"Well we just drove them ourselves"
"Wow, and no one died that way?"
"Haha oh no, millions of people died son"

echo "hopes" > /dev/null

You think pointers are hard?

Naming things is hard.

Don't now how it's possible

Am I the only one that doesnt find a single one of the LinkedIn/Microsoft jokes funny? "Do I have to upgrade to LinkedIn 10 now?" These jokes are already tired as hell!

Don't you just love internet explorer. The best browser to download a better browser.

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

When your MacBook only has 4GBs of ram and you're running a server, chrome, and watching for sass updates.

When you see what is clearly a hacked together prototype running as production code.

Meanwhile, in real life...

If you put a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?

hobbyte...

Going for production deployment..wish me luck !

Folks, please:
If you grab pics or comic strips to post them here, include at least the link where you've found it/taken from.

The moment you know the program is doomed but he insists its perfect

- Boss server is down
- Can you reboot it?
- Oh well... how can i explain you...

That awkward moment when your shower has a better commit streak than you.

does any one actually use rubber duck debugging nowadays? :/

And I'm supposed to press what exactly?

That's a tough career choice decision to make 😝

Before refactor / After refactor

Wanted to search something in my old code. Understood why people use comments.. :/

Guys guys...look

Welcome to San Francisco, where even the ice cream ads are programming jokes.

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

> git commit -m 'fixing what I broke earlier'
> git pish
> git: 'pish' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Did you mean this?
push
> you know I meant push, why can't you leave me alone and just do it