I work remotely. This means that sometimes I work with no pants on.

...ok I work with no pants on all the time.

When you write 2 unit tests and no integration tests.

The first time I met a Terminal.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh I live for that moment when after debugging, you can finally close all those tabs one by one until the only one left is devrant.io 😎

This morning Google asked me to come away from a search and into this dark portal to begin its underground recruiting process w/ me. Humbled += Intrigued.

This is a rant because they also gave me a deadline and I have other deadlines, Google!

But the REAL question is: tabs or spaces, Google?

*opens new tab*

*types 'google' into URL bar*

...is navigated to google home page...

*proceeds to enter desired query into the same URL bar*

Algo strikes again!

love this app.
love the new algo.
love this community.

oh... rant? this is a place to rant?

fml.
tabs. or spaces? tabs! tabs.

Omg google assistant is so BASIC

I recruited another devRanter today!

accurate.

Idk man. I can't be the only one that thinks the new iPhone looks stupid, can I? It's too glassy and glossy. It looks like a makeup case or something my sister would use to hold mascara.

And WTH is with the border-radius on that bottom menu bar? Like, either choose to make it a background strip like a normal nav menu or leave it out, but don't just give me more of that weird recta-bubble shit.

I shamelessly accept every LinkedIn connection request from recruiters just so that I can send their emails to me@rescam.org

waiting to hear back from my first real in-person developer interview today 😨

Another reason to work from home: found this while doing laundry.

I bet Darth Vader only cares about the UI

Hey everyone I'm starting a blockchain company called Useless Blockchain.

You should really get in and invest before we make our first billion $$$.

"O(log(n)) on the streets, O(n^2) in the sheets."

Have you guys tried the 'recent' rants tab?

It's like going back to the early days of devrant when it was unusual to see a rant over 100++ 😍

Overheard: "I'll need to get in touch with my Infrastructure Architecture Innovation Team"

😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

Why not just call them team buzzwords. Omg.

@trogus are you responsible for designing all these cool avatars?!? they are so simple and sleek and AWESOME how did you do it what do you use?

why would you ever build an app that doesn't work on Chrome.

jesus h christ why do you do this to me

Trading bitcoin

How I feel about JS promises returning other promises.

Dear Apple, your asshole is what's innovative because all you produce anymore is expensive excrement.

NOBODY. TOUCH. ANYTHING.

another cup of coffee.

Pluralsight said I'm in the 85th percentile of people who know JavaScript and therefore I'm an ”Expert"

So now I walk around like, "bro do you even know how to pass a callback?" 😏

Dev boy to Dev girl: "What's the time complexity on you loving me, baby?"

Dev girl: while(iExist){
Int n = Random.Next(1, 100);
for(int i =1; i < n^4; i++){
Console.Write("..."); } }

Dev boy: Assert.Fail();

When I forget the syntax for setting a remote upstream

There are many technologies that I wish didn't exist but this one takes the fucking cake.

I refuse to work from cafes with this bullshit at the register.

Sometimes my girl talks dirty to me. She says things like:

"I always use double equals in JavaScript"

And

"I don't leave comments in my code"

Not getting a CS degree

a mr. robot - esque full wipe down. 😮

Dear emailing list,

Do not send me a confirmation email to let me know that my cancellation to your stupid email list was successful. Fuck you. I don't believe you.

Hello world show me your food pics

Every time I want to quit or leave a chat app or some kind of app that uses a text box for input, I try to type 'exit'.

Poll: are recruiters worth the effort? Have you gotten hired with the help of a recruiter?

try something over and over again until there's a change.