you wont know your rich untill you open all your spam folder

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Somewhat true

And now this

You I'll know when you know

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Wuba lub dub dub

As a big company CTO how retarded am I,

Why Indian people are super racist towards Black coders/Developers/engineers/Hackers slash just why Indian people hates Black people, and the majority think black people are super dum and they can't do shit about tech, what the fuck

So I met this chick on tinder, I kinder wanna know her, turns out, she is a hooker so she asked for money, I straight told her bitch please why pay for license when there is open-source

When was the last time you recommend your African friend for the tech position in your company or any hiring job market , if you fuckin complain about my question go duck your selfie or shoot me an email at marks@pesaply.com

As a big company CTO will you hire developers from Africa. And how much will you recommend as starting salary .

Do you think African developers can be good as developers from india

Forget your md5 or else

OMG, git the fork otp, lost my android phone, was on blackberry for a while couldn't login to devrant now am back ranting more than ever, OMG I got the rant fever over here, hit the plus if you agree

Girlfriend: babe where are you?
Me : at the gym
Girlfriend: waoh nice babe
Me: ya the system crashed again
Girlfriend: oh I went too far
Hahaha

If you're a dev don't sweat it you are the product

I once got fired for being sick and show up at the office without doctor certificate, crazy thing i got better job same day then posted to LinkedIn haha

Never judge thy abilities only judge those who promised to compile those oldest svn build and failed horribly. By macfranci on twitter

I once hacked my brain and track all my calls. I new when and who was about to call, simple mind. Control and it took me 3 month to learn , I believe anything is possible, there lots I learned about enhancing your mind , its real fun

And now working for someone I have to work 6 years and 9 month and 3 days , to make same amount I used to make a year , I have to change .env this shit is not gonna deploy

I hacked port authority administration computers using enable Bluetooth flip phone ,then I changed background pic in all computers on network, and put an mp3 song on startup folder, turn volume to the max, gues the rest, they were using window xp ,and told their manager she gave me a job on spot , and was very interested, and that where my journey begun

Ohh my god am tired of TTY on this or god or god , shut them Mort shoot they don't feel pain shoot em do their bad programmers shoot them fast

Italian for beginners

Have you ever felt like your smart just because you fixed a bug on someone else project, that bug you did not tell the team you happen to cause it accidentally, but after finding how is everyone stocked about it u pretend to fixit hoping no one will notice , haha , just felt like posting today , super bored,

Fuck treehouse ads , six week , what the hell dudes are u fu##$%% teaching HTML modayakers , just be honest not everyone is cutout to this field dumies

I kinder have two phones now and I bought one only for fun and testing apps &dev rant , I made a simple java app where I can control one phone only because I don't wanna mess anything on the other , trying to find a way to hide a simcard inside ,so when I lost it I can always find it, or just run a custom ROM ,but too scared to mess it up haha

When you have fixed a bug and its time to open champagne

I some time's feel stupid when my Ubuntu start acting up on prod, purge this and that ,fuck apache can't start system CTL that ps ax grep in the p#$#@* , damn apt install nginx full good, mysql can't start too ,OK apt install mariadb-client else percona && apt postgresql thanks ,god no client noticed ..

When My ISP think I don't know math