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"Sir, it compiles"
"Push"
"But Sir, what about debugging?"
"I said push"
"But shouldn't we..."
"PUSH THE GOD DAMN CODE"4 -
— Hi, lost and found office?
— Yes, can I help you?
— You found two hours of my life?
— It does not compile, right?
— Nope :/5 -
I found this app by googling "How the fuck do I get my code to compile" after fighting my program for hours5
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Fucking useless languages that compile into other languages but provide no real benefit other than some trendy syntax crap.14
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(Sorry for the "screenshot", I'm using gentoo and too lazy to compile some screenshot software just for one picture on devRant)
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This job advert of an IT company would throw a compile-time error. Perfectly geared to the target group.
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Me: Can't wait to try out the changes I've made to the code.
Visual Studio: Let me compile your code from scratch so you can sit there for half an hour like a dumb fuck.7 -
0. Problem
1. Thinking of an algo
2. Writing a code
3. Compile
4. Compile Error
5. Fixing bugs
...
6. Finally compiled!!
7. Running a test
8. Run time error
9. Fixing bugs
...
10. Finally I can see the result !!!!
11. Shit!
12. LOGICAL ERROR :/3 -
2:30 am: Okay, I think I found the bug. I'll try a last compile then I go to bed.
...
4:30 am: sh*t2 -
1. That my code would compile.
2. See #1.
3. See #1.
The girl I'm talking to said her brother was giving her one of those talks about how all boys are gross and want sex. I told her that the one thing I want is for my code to fucking compile12 -
Anyone had this situation ?
Compile:
It returns null
Change something:
It returns error
Undo the last something and compile:
Works perfectly
😵😵😵😲4 -
When working in embedded, you basically write your program, compile it and flash it on some hardware.
Compiling and flashing usually require some black magic commands with lots of parameters so i set up two shortcuts in my terminal
yolo to compile
swag to flash
Understandably i keep it to myself1 -
WTF is going on in web development nowadays that makes people ask me to compile C# projects to Electron?
Let that sink. I'm being asked to compile a C# project that can run as a beautifully integrated seamless *native* and lightning fast application... to JS so it would run as a *website* in the Electron *browser*. Am I the only one seeing how much cancer that is?10 -
Put this in your build script for compile-time garbage collection:
find / -name "*.java" -type f -delete5 -
*Build project*
*Build failed*
- Arrrg! Lets try cleaning first.
*Clean project*
*Clean failed*
- ...
- What the FUCK! How does the clean fucking project fail?!? Just delete fucking output you pile of shit!4 -
tfw you compile another time cause even though the code doesn't run, you're sure you made no mistakes
3 -
You know that feeling, when you code, compile, run. It just works ?
That’s the moment I get insecure8 -
I kinda wish they called programming lanuages programming dialects
I feel like im still writing in English, the message I am trying to convey to the computer is the same. To me they all just have different accents and ways about doing things4 -
If your code does not compile, because you inserted a dot instead of a comma or vice versa, you fucked up a bit3
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that moment, ...when your cat jumps on your keyboard while coding und you quickly open notepad to see whats she gonna tell you...
cat: ">Asbaw5nz 35im63g fs gha weasd fafhtdj"
..oookay, ..and how do i compile this?5 -
My most painful coding error?
```
#!/bin/bash
APP_PREFIX=${1}
#Clean built bin dir before re-compiling
rm -rf ${APP_PREFIX}/bin
make compile
```7 -
Dear Santa, please bring me a compiler that generates compile errors instead of runtime bugs. Thanks.10
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Him: Coding is completed. Just have to compile it.
You dumb fuck, go fuck yourself. Don't redefine meaning of complete. Get yourself a dictionary.1 -
You know when you've been in CLion waay to long when you press CTRL+S and CTRL+F9 to compile a small HTML/CSS project.1
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What the fuck Visual Studio? Last day my app was compiling succesfully. I DID NOT CHANGE ANY SINGLE FUCKING THING BEFORE I LEFT OFFICE. Today it refused to compile. It didn't even show the source of error, just says missing a reference.
- Clean solution, rebuild. Compile error
- Close VS re-open project. Compile error.
- Restart computer. Compile error.
- Close VS re-open project. Compile succesfully.
WHAT THE FUCK DID JUST HAPPEN? I could't believe it if it didn't happen to me. Is this shit compiling just by luck or what?5 -
Do you ever feel like a mad scientist when you are just sitting there in front of your computer, it is 3am and your code finally compiles?1
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Never judge thy abilities only judge those who promised to compile those oldest svn build and failed horribly. By macfranci on twitter
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Error, coffee, fix, bug, coffee, fix, 1am!
Time for bed, last minute compile..
Error.
Bugger this, I'm going to be a dam hooker!
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Android dev rant:
>Fixing some code
>Compile code
>Take a walk, waiting for gradle to finish compiling
>Almost 10 mins, notice typo on code, while still running gradle
>Fixing some code
>Compile code
>Take a... Wait a minute11 -
Got an email from IT saying that a new anti ransomeware software is being installed company wide, but it doesn't play well with visual studio. His suggestion is that each time we need to compile, we run a batch file, reboot, compile, run another batch script, then reboot.
...he's in IT?8 -
When you run your test suite with 320 assertions in 64 tests and it all passes..
Something is very wrong somewhere x)6 -
+ Developer newcomer to mac.
+ Clicks compile
+ opens browser
+ how can I change the awful rainbow spinning circle
+ enter1 -
*Awesome compile-bomb in 29 bytes*
If you want to hang up your machine, just compile this code
main[-1u]={1};
With next command line
gcc -mcmodel=medium cbomb.c -o cbomb
It will result in ~16GB executable file (if you have that memory and computer power)4 -
Junior Dev me: ok boss, coding is basically done, just need to do some more system testing.
Senior Dev: fantastic let me take a look.
(3 hours later)
Senior Dev: ok so I've made some small changes and pushed, could you pull my edits.
me: sure
(pulls changes)
(EVERYTHING Is changed)
(try to compile)
(doesn't compile)
Me: sorry, it doesn't seem to compile for me
Senior Dev: I never tried to actually build it, it's only a small change
me:
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I really miss the "good old" days when a good F5 hit resolves everything, now i've to wait to "compile" 1M+ npm_modules :(1
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I feel like Unreal Engine for Linux is obsessed with compiling stuff:
Want to get Unreal Engine? Here's the source code, go compile it yourself.
Installed that, let's launch it. Compiles more stuff.
Now you're on the project selection screen, good job! Imma compile these shaders though.
Want to make a project with C++? That means I'll have to compile some more stuff...
If only my CPU wasn't a potato it wouldn't be so bad.1 -
React-Native's error messages are getting ridiculous.
Apparently I have to do yoga otherwise it won't compile.
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Coding something in C# and getting errors after attempting to compile.
Turns out I was using Python Syntax quite a bit -_-1 -
Epic is;
That feeling when u want to compile ur 'C' on Linux distributions for the first time while u are used to windows , and u are sick trying to find out the IDE or turboC++ like thingy and suddenly u find out U CAN COMPILE DIRECTLY FROM THE TERMINAL!!!
{Collage days ;-P }5 -
Well looks like my gcc compile check log pretty much matches with the LFS logs so I must be doing something right xD yay progress!
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Vs studio 17, Y U NO COMPILE MAH C++? It's literally one tiny program, with only one "Rectangle" class. g++ likes it and compiles it clean, why can't you be more like him? :(11
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Why the fuck does a company put such crappy antivirus software on your PC you can't even compile code.8
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Work is fun when every time I finish editing a project I have to wait 30 mins for it (solution) to compile :D2
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You can compile sass straight to c on a Mac instead of going to ruby first... I've wasted so much time. 11 seconds to compile --> .4 now 😑3
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When you spend hours debugging why something doesn't compile and it turns out, it was because the extension was with a capital first letter...
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>compiling a toolchain for my phone
>compiling gcc
>segfault
wtf, i have like 8GB RAM and 32GB Swap on an SSD
>rerun make w/o clean
>continues, no segfault
ok?
>segfault a few minutes later
FUCK
rinse and repeat like 30 times
why10 -
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed...compile again, 100 little bugs in the code. 🐞
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After two months of working on the new version I've finally decided to compile everything. I must say I was pretty confident that everything would compile pretty well.
I've never been so wrong in my life xD6 -
When you point out a mistake in your fellow student's code comment and he says: "What doesn't compile, doesn't need to be corrected" -.-1
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compile with gcc, ./a.out: "Segmentation fault (core dumped)"
compile with clang, ./a.out: runs and fails.
compile with cc, ./a.out: Alternated between "Error: Too many arguments" and "Segmentation fault"...
ffs I'm done for the week I guess.
The problem is not that it fails, the problem is that it alternates because of time of compilation, power consumption, random blody oracles or the phase of the moon in a leap year on a Friday the 13th. God.Please.Send.~Nudes~. Help.12 -
Wtf computer what do you mean mean it doesn't compile?
"Found : at char (95) expecting key word"
*Inspects code*
... Fucking vim..1 -
Writing code an testing it: works fine.
Not touching it for 3 weeks: can't compile it due to an gradle error
I hate Cordova!10 -
Have my projects compile without a single warning.
The road will be long, and deprecation warnings will pounce at me, but I shall prevail. -
Btw. I have never ever in my life touched a Windows machine. I wouldn't even know how to compile something.10
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Some days it feels like visual studio is conspiring to break my sanity.
Compile.... 5 errors
Clean & recompile .... 12 errors
Open file that contains the errors
Error report clears all errors ...
Compile .... 12 errors .... But still bloody runs
Stop program .... No errors
Grrrr
Compile .... No errors
For god sake .... Which is it ... Do I have errors or not FFS3 -
Oh Halsey, I think you better compile that shit and see for yourself.. But don't we all code with this in mind? 😅
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Everyone here who complains about slow Android studio obviously never tried to compile LLVM/Clang from source.3
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in the mood to spend two grand on a pc solely to say "I compile this thing like 0.4 seconds quicker :)"9
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"Error: Program type already present"
So f--ing what? Ignore the doublon and MOVE ON WITH THE COMPILE, JAVA! -
Alright, fellow coders. If I am required to spend 6-8 hours documenting your steaming pile of shit, MAKE SURE IT FUCKING COMPILES SO I CAN CHECK THE FUNCTIONALITY AND GET SCREENSHOTS! IT IS ALMOST NOON! I DONT WANT TO STAY LATE! Bitches.4
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Trying to get gcc and make onto a 3DS is nigh impossible as my x64 PC won't let me cross-compile and the only ARM device I have is a Pi Zero, but it runs out of memory mid-compile... fml.3
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I went to state competitions, had 9 compile errors in my code, said screw it I'm turning it in, didn't worry the rest of the day while having fun, didn't place, didn't care1
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Sitting here while I wait for my shit to compile. Decided to watch a video while it runs.
But WAIT!!!!
I'm using an on CrapBook Pro from 2013 (company issued). And it decided it cannot compile and play a video at the same time.
So here I am watching a fucking slideshow while the poor old CPU dies of strain.
Moral of the story: buy more cores1 -
Damnit, why would not OpenARC compile?!?"#E REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!11111111111111111112
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LLVM. Fun as fuck. Especially when all the C++ API examples from online don't even compile anymore.4
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Oh boi, that weird feeling when the code is alright, no errors, the first time you save or compile it11
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I wanted to enjoy these rants whilst I wait for things to compile, enjoy...
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Why fucking my coworker push not compilable code on master branch??
Ok we are developing it, no yet release but I can't compile it for my tests.
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Sometimes I wonder if we invented WebPack just to have to compile and therefore have time to tweet shit around
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How NOT to cross compile code to Windows:
Chrome Remote Desktop →
Shitty Wi-Fi hotspot →
Mac at home →
VirtualBox Windows VM6 -
I kinda feel like venturing into gentoo territory.
Should I do it?
Should I compile every program I want to install?13 -
Compile before leaving for the night, everything's good. Compile when I come in and it's all fucked up. Over 50 files changed and hit overnight.
14 hours later, compile successful 100%
That's how a day should end. -
MSVC will sometimes compile our code. Sometimes it throws an error.
No changes. Just a shitty compiler.2 -
How many people shift their seating position when they compile something then stop when the program has errors?3
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Through the darkness of future past
The programmer longs to see
One chants out between two platforms:
CODE COMPILE FOR ME -
Finally figured out why my team’s lab project was taking so long to compile. Named imports of material-ui icons. Lesson learned!2
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Q - What is more frustrating than the code that won't compile?
A - Boss who is constantly asking you to compile this code.
- as quoted by @GoDmode1 -
Clang? I don't fucking understand... what are you trying to tell me?
Couldn't you just compile like GCC? Fuck you T_T
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You can really tell a lot about a coder from their build log. Especially the actual compile error reasons.
Yes, I'm talking about you who duct-tapes solutions for others to clean your mess up later when your hack falls apart , you dirty ba****d! -
Spent a day trying to come up with an intelligent way to compile assets only to realize I recreated Redux... 🙃
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I love when I compile. Then I’m missing one character in a listener function. Compile again. Oops one other character. Compile again. Well WAHT the fuck is it now? I once spent two hours looking for an error in my CSS and my diff program (beyond compare) didn’t show spacing changes in a line.1
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I avoided a vampire attack today while fixing a compile error.
I was simply trying to decrement a variable...
i +- 1 -
Got bored and decided to try and compile X11 Quake (WinQuake) so far trying to troubleshoot some undefined references
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I would hack the heck out of Roslyn Analyzers! Everything that could be f*ckin detected at compile-time _would_ be f*cking detected at compile-time. All those freaking config files usages, or attributes/reflection. Analyzers for everything, with sensible error messages! (Although I realize I that's overstretching the concept of unlimited time)
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pls rember happy dey
wen u fel sad and lonely
pls rember happy day
Recite this when your code doesn't compile1 -
Life is like programming. We fail to compile, because realization comes from warnings and success comes from experience.1
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So this was a conversation.
tl;dr You can't just FUCKING RECOMPILE for an older OpenGL version you dimwit!
Context: Person Y has OpenGL 3.1, my program requires OpenGL 2.1, but refused to launch with "Pixel format not accelerated"
--------
Person X - Today at 9:28 PM
Nope
or optionally compile it for old opengl
Or just use my old junk.
Me - Today at 9:29 PM
No
Person X - Today at 9:29 PM
Why?
Me - Today at 9:29 PM
You don't just "compile it for old opengl"
Person X - Today at 9:29 PM
I can
Btw
Me - Today at 9:29 PM
For one, Person Y has an OGL version new enough so... /shrug
Person X - Today at 9:29 PM
shrug
Me - Today at 9:30 PM
And there is no way I'm ripping the rendering code apart and re-doing everything with glBegin, glVertex, glEnd guff
Person X - Today at 9:30 PM
You don't have to
Me - Today at 9:30 PM
You do
Person X - Today at 9:30 PM
Just use a vbo
Than a vba
Me - Today at 9:30 PM
I ALREADY USE FUCKING VBOS
Person X - Today at 9:30 PM
....
There's two typws
Types
Btw one with indacys and one with out
Ones 3.0 ones 4.0
Me - Today at 9:31 PM
tl;dr. I am not rewriting half of everything for worse performance just for the sake of being compatible with even more legacy OGL, that might not even work anyway for Person Y. idc
Person X - Today at 9:32 PM
Plus if your using glut you can set the version I want to say
Also it's not worse
<Some more conversation>
Person X - Today at 9:33 PM
Btw crafted [Me] taking th lazy way as normal
Btwx500
Me - Today at 9:33 PM
Taking the lazy way eh.
You have no idea do you
Person X - Today at 9:33 PM
Yes you are
I have more of one :p
Than you think2 -
> Waiting for code to compile
> quickly pulls up dwarf fortress
> compliment for working so hard, my set-up looks difficult to use
> ...9 -
Soo, our microsoft is the best on the market.... again... Trying to compile C++ code in Visual Studio 2017. I tried restart VS but it won't help..... If I try compile this code in linux it works well... Burn...
Better resolution: https://imgur.com/a/Crv3G
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When the compile works fine but IDE doesn't link regardless of settings.
With this many errors I think it's telling me CPP is wrong
4 -
Am i the the only whose laptop can't afford to compile a fucking app at android studio without having to wait 15 fucking minutes.8
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Hey guys! Hear out, I just code and it works on first compile!
And its not just code, its also interact with database query!3 -
Okay so apparently pipy.org is unavailable.
Error 503
Now I have to go compile a library from github , fuck this and fuck them too5 -
Haskell: Turning runtime bugs into compile-time errors.
Python: Turning compile-time errors into runtime bugs.3 -
Not sure if Google is surprised this happens or they really never face issues using Gradle
Edit:
Took 4 minutes to compile a basic flutter app. But it takes 1.3 minutes to compile a native app. So far liking flutter, still hating React Native tho
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Our latest trainee is my worst "coworker". We have to hand him easier work everytime. Niw he's basically down to being less useful than clever regexps.
Me: change our include directives to inclde their Qt-module name
PR #1 comes back: doesnt compile: reject
PR2: first file I look at has not been touched: reject
PR3: doesnt compile
PR4: looks ok, needs rebase
PR5: doesnt compile
I mean: WTF. Am I really expecting too much? 😞 -
while working with c++(QT) remove inheritance. compile. all good. unrelated code just stops working in runtime. *pouring more coffee*
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Nothing scarier than running code you blindly written (compile only) in production for the first time and it just works6
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Being able to regularly participate in an activity that most members of my species are barely capable of! And have it usually compile successfully.
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Can we mix cocktails (of course not with soda) and keep them in the fridge? Just like how we compile libraries for future use. I'm too lazy (read Aussie) to mix cocktails in the evening while watching a movie or playing Ace Combat 74
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You know when you just wanna make something but you don't know what... Feel like my brain's idea generator just won't compile.19
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My first year of programming be like this:
compile error
runtime error
semantic error
STACK OVERFLOW5 -
Compile and debug program, no local variables show.
Clean project, debug program, build errors.
Thanks Mr. Compiler -
I have just found this https://github.com/dylanbeattie/...
As soon as I can I will try to compile some songs 😂.1 -
My life:
Int main(nothing){
while(1){
drink(beer);
code(c);
sleep(the_next_time);
}
return 0;
}
/* compile error -infinite loop found- */ -
C++ standard commitee please give us compile time strings and reflection. Why are you taking so much time?9
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TIL vanilla Java has the facilities to do (some form) of arbitrary compile time metaprogramming via annotation processors5
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Just build it, build it, build it, build it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just build it, build it
Just build it, build it
Just build it, build it
Just build it, build it -
Remap this button to be your compile/upload button. It will be a good replacement for a button you hit thousands of times.
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When the projects repository has node_modules/, and you need build styles:
rm -rf node_modules/*
npm install
gulp compile
rm -rf node_modules/*
git checkout node_module/3 -
Don't suppose any mac user's out there feel like helping me test my application's demo?
Can only compile for mac bu can't test unfortunately :-/2 -
Has OSS Projects build systems become more complicated lately?
I took a stab at building concourse ci on FreeBSD. It being written in go, I expected it to be rather straight forward but no.
To "compile" the web UI assets, yarn (an alternative nodejs package manager apparently) was required. (Are js and CSS really compile targets now?)
Installed yarn and ran yarn build, it complained about lessc not being installed, so ran yarn install lessc which then told me that I was running an unsupported operating system.
I can compile the actual consourse binary just fine, but without yarn doing it's thing the assets required for the web UI does not get compiled in and therefore doesn't work properly.
Maybe I compile the web UI assets in Linux, and cross compile my FreeBSD binary...5 -
Compiled and type checked JavaScript! Yes, types are guaranteed at compile and run time! JS++: www.onux.com/jspp/
Yay! 😀2 -
Superpower: write code which does what I intend it to do without a single compile or runtime error... Ever...
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Was trying to compile typescript files when suddenly my command line lagged and i can not acess it, i hate myself4
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Trying to compile GCC from scratch
Error
Makefile:555 *** missing separator. stop
Line 555 in the make file reads
@target_makefile_frag@
Any thoughts?5 -
When you try and compile for iOS using TACO and you get an error message about an android icon file missing *wears the wtf hat*
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And someday someone will ask you how to compile with commit to git a project and then you'll die imploding.
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> Be me
> Get exhausted with Rusts borrow checker while making games and decide to switch to another language
> C# looked good, I just made a mod in it for stardew valley.
> Start a new engine based on MonoGame.
> All is going ok? Having minor issues with getting .csproj files set up but other than that fine.
> Get advice to switch to .NET core for higher compatibility.
> Start doing that
> Doesn't work at all, random weird errors all over the place.
> ProjectIsFucked.jpeg
> Delete folders, I didn't have much anyways.
> Make some basic boilerplate for both the engine and the game like 5 times, deleting the folders and starting over because errors.
> Finally get something to almost compile.
> Reinstall .NET
> Compile works.
> Compile again
> Compile fails
> Do dotnet restore
> Compile again
> Compile fails
> Do dotnet restore again
> Compile again
> Compile works
What in the ever loving fuck.
In all seriousness, if anybody knows what in the fuck is happening, I'd appreciate the help: https://stackoverflow.com/questions...4 -
eel doesn't compile, kivy won't open a window and pydroid3 won't import pyzbar. so much for a nice coding night.
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When Python isn't installed on the role based computer, just compile to exe and run it and avoid installing all libraries again
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I just compiled a code.
no any compile error at first compile !
I tested all inputs and outputs, everything is correct !
Am I sleeping ? -
Ok so i decided to dive into Objective-C
within the windows system
I downloaded the GNUstep-sys- and the GNU-core-
installed GNU-sys first as instructed on the site
the core
But i had installed Strawberry some time back for running some network scripts with perl
now the gcc that's being used is from Strawberry not the GNUstep that I've installed
and when i trey to compile Objectiv-C code the bellow error strike
please if anyone out there has a solution
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Are there any services that will compile your apps for iOS? I mean if you don't have an Apple computer yourself. If I use something like react native I could only compile it for android.6
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Java/Maven Question
We have a project with source==target==1.7 in the compile plugin.
But on our servers we actually run it using 1.8 JVM. Is there any reason why we can't see it to compile with 1.8?
Or is it like the Windows backwards compatibility options? -
If i need to get an apple computer just to build for ios devices, what would be the cheapest device devrant would recommend if i'll i'm going to do with it is compile simple iphone apps, and compile unity games to work on ios.8
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