Reading other's code be like...

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man how to program, frustrate him for a lifetime

At times I agree

Or that...

when your janitor knows his audience

Well guy has some trust issues

Client tests the app and provides feedback ... This sucks! Full of bugs, hard to navigate, nothing works!

1 week later after version 2 client provides new feedback: This rocks! Love it. Easy to use and rock solid!

Changes made: background set to light blue.

New double tap anywhere on rant for ++1 is a game changer. Real cool. Great work @dfox @trogus

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

This is so true.

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

Meanwhile, in real life...

The first time you try to google what an operator does by using the symbol in the search bar because you don't know the name for it.

Still the best XKCD of all time.

100% network engineer

Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

When you ask someone to send a video of the bug and how to repeat it, and you receive a 500mb+ file... Uncompressed video... Why?!!!

Friday be like 😄✌🏾️