Programmer's prayer

Boss come all excited... I want this project done right! I want it on time and I want this client uber happy!

Me: Dude ... pick two.

I worked as a freelance for a client and after working for more than a month, he owes me 1500$ and the payment was already due 15 days back
Today he even disconnected me on Skype which was the main source of communication
Now I want to undo my pull request which has already been merged in the master
I still have write access to the main repo, its on bitbucket
Is there any way i can destroy all my commits from the master branch or undo my merged pull so that he doesn't get any of the code
#helpwanted

Oooh this Wi-Fi..

working on front end is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane

The picture says it all...

Would you swipe right on this full stack developer's business card?!

Straight to the brain

can't stop laughing

should work