I fucking hate 1 week sprints that include review, planning, and retrospective, so technically the sprint is 4 days.

!wk23

Planning the sprint

I hate my Scrum Master. Normally he doesn't even checks pull requests, and when you need his help, 80% of the time he's missing. Now that our boss is the new Product Owner of the application, the SM is bugging us A LOT

So fuck him, go away to do whatever the fuck you did before. Stop pretending you "work"

Pair Programming. Seriously. The best that has ever happened to me in my work life

!rant

Some serious conflict right here

I made an automatization bot for a big company from my town (freelance). Today I had to shut it down because I've been waiting 3 weeks for my payment (they only had 5 days after finishing development to pay)

Fuck the fucking client, fuck this fucking shit

I've earned enough to get my free devRant stickers, but I need to send an email. Was it too hard to make a form?

Client: My mouse is working backwards
me: *rotates mouse 180 degrees*
Client: Thanks! You even brought the buttons back!

Did you installed an antivirus to the webpage? I've heard that Kaspersky is a good one