Today I broke a record 🎉

..in the production database 😅

‪How to get your Jira ticket resolved:‬

‪1: Assign in it the person‬
‪2: Mention him on the ticket‬
‪3: Remember the ticket number ‬
‪4: Sneak into his office‬
‪5: ‬

Just saw a drunk kid run out in front of an Uber self driving car... Almost witnessed the end to self driving cars.

If you're expecting something revolutionary on a dev fest conference but instead you're given the fricking same template exercise.

The coolest renaissance picture i have ever seen :D

*sigh*

The polite way of killing a thread

Clever piece of code.

Let's write an AI to be our next president. With machine learning, we can just train it with a bunch of history books.

When you realize your top rant only had 63 pts and the devrant shirt for your avatar is 4000 points

Anyone got this new feature in Google???

Wish I Had One.. (っ◕‿◕)っ

Whilst no mechanical keyboard, this is still a joy to type on :D

Mi Amigo

*Trying to finish up this project I'm doing*

Me: "Fuck this shit I'm done shit doesn't work"

*non-dev girlfriend sits in front of computer*

GF: "I believe this line shouldn't be here it messes up what happens in the loop. Or atleast that's what it looks"

*checking it*

Me: "So what's your ring size again"

+12 charisma
-4 endurance
+7 hello world

ATM machine after Defcon conference in Las Vegas. Looks secure :D Would you use it ?

stupid frameworks and all your stupid nice looking code but overload of necessity I am actually debating on going off of the grid or at least ditching frameworks and just throwing shit at the wall and squeezing my knee

this lil guy right here. there was a time when we're not allowed personal stuff on our desks, and i needed a rubber duck for rdd. so i made this lil guy. he's really gr8 at debugging

New from today.