Details
-
SkillsI possess the arcane knowledge of oracle databases.
Joined devRant on 2/20/2018
Join devRant
Do all the things like
++ or -- rants, post your own rants, comment on others' rants and build your customized dev avatar
Sign Up
Pipeless API
From the creators of devRant, Pipeless lets you power real-time personalized recommendations and activity feeds using a simple API
Learn More
-
I don't attend mandatory HR bullshit meetings unless it's on company time during my regular scheduled hours.
I'll be honest, I don't attend them then either 😂
I just ask if they have a problem with my performance in relation to <meeting title> and if they say no then I just shrug and say "then I guess I don't have to be there" -
Is there a risk though that this becomes expected or was it known that this was a one time saving throw affair and not to pull this shit again
-
1. Offense is taken not given.
2. I used Netscape then IE for years too, then I used edge, now I use edge chromium.
The world moves on. Move with it or drown. -
Not on the flavours, but someone did do it on different brands of vanilla
https://sciencedirect.com/science/... -
@bzq84 horror stories of having your passport confiscated and essentially disappearing into slavery
-
"cmon, all you do is play with crayons"
Ok then cunt bucket... You finish these assets.... -
WCF is the world coronavirus forum and SOAP is their main weapon.
-
Just deny it happened.
Firstly, you had already clocked out.
Second. You didnt swear you simply said sorry you were already off shift.
Third, say that he threatened to get you in trouble if you didn't help after hours.
Now unless they have evidence... Your colleague is as fucked as you are. -
It's learning... It expected fire as in combustion and flames but instead was given fire as in to terminate an employee
So lexically they don't match. -
You mean "I didn't configure this properly"
-
@xMadxHatterx have you noticed how much overhead windows explorer adds to file ops?
Try running your file ops in CMD or powershell and see the difference in speed. -
As soon as it said UAE I knew someone was getting fucked over.
I was offered to move to Dubai, fully paid bonuses etc etc
Told them to stick it. -
@SuspiciousBug depends on the project.
If it's a chrome extension then if it works it works -
@ExperiBass are you sure it's after effects? Have you confirmed the audio works in another editor like premiere pro or even VLC?
I regularly work project files over an hour no problem -
@Voxera I think he was costing the company his annual salary every 5 minutes considering the whole company was basically offline.
-
I added a pr for a guy with an update to a hobby project about a year ago, I still use my own fork as he hasn't been online since.
Wherever you are your 1mb of JavaScript has saved me thousands of pounds and hundreds of hours, and if you check your PR ever you will find an update that added a boat load of functionality. -
@AlgoRythm I was thinking more in terms of android as well.
I just refurbed a Samsung phone, low end obviously but it feels about as powerful as a high end phone from the first android release despite being demonstrably more powerful.
I'm not sure if it's just continuous added complexity or what.
I do wonder if a lightweight android fork is in order. -
@Voxera normally it should be fine, someone plugged into the core router directly to run the mapping tool.
-
@hitko I was thinking of the standard version that came on 3.1 it was only 20 disks
-
Reject humanity
Return to monke -
Shouldn't be a problem on a modern smartphone.
The trick is to bring it quickly to 80% then 1C charging to 95% before trickle charging to full.
Also draining it down to flat isn't actually flat anymore.
Don't drop below 3.6v or raise above 4.2v -
@KuroTenshi67 yeah we had a machine in production today decide that we had 37 minutes to shutdown, no deferal.
Turns out it's our own GPO and we forgot we set it to include that machine... -
Maybe install updates every now and again?
-
SCREEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEE BEEP BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CHIRP CHIRP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-
Hmm I've worked in testing... I can see whole loads of issues.
#no designated place to poop, pooped on floor
#two places marked to pee, tried to pee on both, lack ability to accurately stop mid stream, peed everywhere.
#sat down to pee, could no longer see instructions, peed on feet
#no disposal instructions, left pee in toilet. -
Odds are it went like this...
I took this girl home
100 - continue
We got upstairs and I asked if she was up for some fun
200 - ok
I asked what her favourite positions was
300- multiple choices
Looking good, she took off her shirt, I asked if they were real
304 not modified
Damn, this was looking good! I fondled her left breast for a while
303 see other
I fondled her right one too, is this good I asked?
406 not acceptable
Well I threw a 101 switching protocols at her and went for her panties
403 forbidden
Wait what? I thought you were game?
412 precondition failed
Ok I'll get naked first
417 expectation failed
Hey it's cold in here is all
411 length required
510 not extended
426 upgrade required
I took a blue pill it's back on
408 request timeout
Hey cmon,
401 unauthorized
Hey!
405 method not allowed
What's wrong why the sudden change
203 non authoritative information
Wait how old are you
451 not available for legal reasons
Oh shit.
423 locked -
@nibor that would be a 451
-
@ganjaman you can add the sound with a second ffmpeg pass
ffmpeg -i video.avi -i audio.mp3 -codec copy -shortest output.avi -
@bittersweet I'm in, not even a second thought...
-
@alexbrooklyn you do need superpowers to see through those captchas