Best conversation with non tech roommate ever:

Me: hey roomie, implement an algorithm to determine if a string has all unique characters

Roommate: like a string of code or a string of yarn?

I JUST WANT TO CODE BUT MY ENVIRONMENT DESTROYS ITSELF AS SOON AS I TURN AROUND AND IM LEFT READING STACKTRACES THAT TELL ME TO CONTACT THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR.

WHO THE FUCK IS THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR ANYWAY?!

Working with AWS today, feels like my heads in the clouds

I just watched a friend scroll up on our python file to copy the string from a variable so she could paste it to concatenate it...

This is now my DC Metro card :)

When designers get the praise for a well running app, it's like waiters and waitresses getting the tip for a very good meal.

Just realized humans are 0 indexed. Our first year on earth we are 0 years old.

Just watched Snowden

to check if Edward had completed his assignment that is supposed to take 5 hours but Ed does it in 40 min, top CIA director guy types:

cd backup
ls

Into computer terminal.

Pats Ed on back. Well done super hacker.

Apparently by opening a folder and looking at what files are in said folder you can confirm the success of a CIA exam.

Programmer: A pointer walks into a bar.

Non-programmer: I don't get the reference.