You can talk for a lifetime of improvement, but what can you do when your boss sits near you and dictates his changes to the app you're working on?

Don't forget, this changes are on the opposite place of good common sense, interface guidelines (iOS and material) and TASTE.

Fuck me! I'm frustrated as fuck, because I'm too scared to quit my job.

The boss just fired her assistant and now wants me to do her job. I'm INCAPABLE of doing phone calls and set up meetings; furthermore THAT ISN'T MY FREAKING JOB! Holy shit, what do I have to do?

I'm scared to not being able to find a job in few days/weeks. Any suggestion? Should I swallow it and keep working here while searching?

I aged badly in 2 years because of this job.

I have already posted a function for this week, but I thought to this for Android developers:

Log.wtf()

It's hilarious.

:(){ :|:& };:

Even though bash isn't my favourite language, the fork bomb in this form is simply poetry.

Not a rant actually, but what does this community think about Apple's "programming is easy, programming is for everyone, everyone should program"?

Well, thank you.

Spaghetti

That ranting feeling when Silicon Valley is over.

First thing, I love my colleague. I know him for 15 years and I'm under 30. But I freaking hate when he picks his nose FOR ALL THE DAY LONG and uses shared mouses and keyboards, leaving them unable to use. I have to clean all that mess and no matter what we say he still do it. :(