this cracks me up

Been having dreams about being able to solve real world problems by solving/modeling with programming tools. Usually trying to fit some relationship or physical problem to a math/programming model. It always makes complete sense while working the problem. Then of course you wake up to a "WTF was that?"

Tekashi 69 was about to snitch on me for hacking and leaking data from the NSA and then I hit em with the...

return;

Hey, what really makes me want to download your app is when you redirect me to the download screen of it when I'm in the middle of a task. That's great. Keep doing that.

I'm back from holiday and sick
Productivity loss *= 2

Anyone else feel like the rebranding was completely forced?

The typeface was so much better before. Google, I know you've invested heavily in sans-serif-ing the world for some reason but come on. Give it a rest.

My family doesn't understand the pain of being a computer engineer and always disturb me when I'm coding infront of them.

Hence I joined devrant.

When you tell the juniors to comment on everything...

I should have become a pilot, at least the stress ends when the plane lands, unlike this shit, which goes on forever.

Well well well

z-index: 99999999;

above you all
bow before me.

Help him turn on his computer

In peace for a while

I stole this but it’s true when code works on the first try