Found a Commodore 64C in the trash today.

Ranted about this guy yesterday (who didn't get that we weren't hosting his server).

Today my colleague picked up the phone and was like "yo, I've got this guy on the phone asking for you *explains who it is*"
Me: Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE. FUCKING FINE, PUT HIM THROUGH 😡
Guy: hey! I just wanted to let you know that the issue has been solved, it was not on your end.
Although I know I'm not required to do this, I want to apologize personally for the behavior of my it guy. It wasn't okay and if you got any stress or whatsoever due to him, again, my sincerest apologies! I've had a talk with him, it won't happen again. Have a great weekend!

Glad those kinda people still exist!

Every dev needs a hug sometimes. Have you hugged a dev today?

One of my friends told me that i was a monster. She heard me say that we should kill the kids.

I guess processes have rights now.

*me and a bored coworker
me: bored as hell dude.

him: i have a fun game in mind.

me: shoot.

him: *brings his keyboard
him: type the string you can type the fastest. we will time it. i will start.
him: *types his name
him: your turn.

me: Scanner scanner = new Scanner(System.in);

him: the fuck is wrong with you?

Well apparently my compression algorithm actually made the file bigger. Back to the drawing board I guess?

Am I the only programmer that doesn't drink coffee?

Did u get it ?

client "we want x, y and z"

developer "ok that's fine they'll cost this much"

client "why will they cost, they won't take you THAT long to do"

Let's play russian roulette!

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo \"You live\"

When your professor tries to tell you no one uses git in industry and you feel bad for all the other students who believe him. Side note: he is convinced everyone uses subversion.

When you change something in the webdesign, the user doesn't see it after refresh and you have to explain 'cache' 😐

how do you migrate to production so fast?

When your Dad questions your CS credentials because you can't fix his printer.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

New the Instagram logo looked really familiar!

Least the app itself is cleaner.

Microsoft Edge: "We support modern Web technologies."