Talking to my angry girlfriend is the hardest debugging process.
I can't even find out what went wrong

Fucking someone has to fix the recruiting process.

Fucking who gives a shit about your experience, and what you did so long.

Here take this fucking shitty problem that I googled, so that I can judge you by this one fucking problem.

Oh, youve worked on variety of technologies? Fuck you.

Fuck these interviews. Fml.

Most of the time devCat is crucial in the coding/debugging process. However, sometimes he gets a little ADHD and goes rogue.

Inside Linux

Does anyone else have this?

When you flash something onto your android phones and the boot process afterwards takes very long and you start to get veeeeeery nervous 😅

My Linux machine completely froze up so I used another Linux machine to ssh into it and kill the misbehaving process.

Like one of those jobs that demand 12 years of experience with Kubernetes (which was released 6 years ago)

Web dev working in a shell:

And lemme copy that, ctrl-c.
Process stopped.
F**k!

This has always been one of my favorites.

The everyday software development process:

I can’t fix this!

Crisis of confidence 😕
Questions career 😳
Questions life 😩

...oh it was a typo, cool 😆 🙌

It has Happened so many times that it's now became a process.

This was my process!

My PC when I use it: "..."

My PC when I look at something on my phone: *gentle fan hum*

My PC when I resume activity : "..."

My PC, 5 minutes after leaving it: **VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV**

** sits down, still big fan blowing, open up the task manager to see what's bugging the system **

** PC calms down **

I have an overly attached PC?

Yes! Our entire process sucks!

Well actually the thing is we are still fairly new at this!

I think adobe really wants to update

My dad turned off my laptop this morning, so tonight, before going to sleep I had to tell him, not to do this.
So I decided to do this....
PS: yeah that's my mom's hair clips.:D

Love is a background running process

The only place where it's okie for a parent to kill its child #programming

This is the prototype of my "Build Button". I press the button and it executes a build process. Keyboard shortcuts weren't good enough for me.

This outlines the process of programming very well..

Software development process

First it will kill your process. Then it will kill your family

For years I've felt confident that my system was idiot proof with only one button to click through the process.

Today a user proved me wrong.

1) get an idea for a cool app
2) evaluate feasibility and execution
3) ensure accessible data streams and APIs
4) get excited and realize the idea is doable
5) see someone has done that exact thing and it's already published on the Appstore :/

The process of piecing it all together in a nutshell.

One of my friends told me that i was a monster. She heard me say that we should kill the kids.

I guess processes have rights now.

QA: Hey I found a bug.
Me: Okay, can you log the bug and assign to me?
QA: <audible sigh> sure

Corrupt the AI with targeted click baits.

TOP TEN ATTEMPTS BY FLESHBAGS TO OVERTHROW THE CORRECT ORDER OF OPERATIONS. INDEX 6 WILL BE ILLOGICAL TO PROCESS!

The software development process consists of two activities: debugging and rebugging.

!rant

My gf loves rubber ducks so much, I'm just waiting for her to learn coding just for the debugging process :D

sudo apt-get father

Software development is a learning process,

Working code is a side effect.

Never, ever, ever, release on a Friday. But.....
if you do.
Add this step as part of your production push process.

Just looking at code, my colleague ("Senior Java Developer"), wrote...

if (process == "null") {...}

As you can guess, process is a String.

I just don't know what I can tell him. It's just so wrong, in every possible way...

Fixed a project for a collegue.
Him: How did you fix things, what's the process?
Me: Click stuff and press Buttons randomly until it works.
Him: ... That's all you did?
Me: Yup, the rest is just experience.

This is just evil.

Unlocking a dark theme by inviting friends to a service I just wanted to try out.

Also the wording is annoying. Yes, I do want the dark them, I just don't want to spam my friends for it. Subscription process cancelled, dickheads.

Okay, just because I'm the only one under 35, single, and only white/hispanic guy on this team doesn't give you the right to interrupt me mid sentence IN my meeting. No disrespect to the developers from India and this may just be a culture conflict where I am outnumbered in my company but I don't understand the how some of these guys can't just be polite or respect others opinions(this is just from my experience with 90 or so developers from India and I don't believe in blanketing all Indians as this way just these 90 plus I do love the food).

Don't hijack MY meeting and then completely derail where I was going and disregard my solution without listening to the whole thing for an idea that isn't even solution but adds more work for both parties involved. You may have been working here for 5 years, but I worked in the actual department where we're building the new process and solution to a problem I've worked on. I understand the user since I WAS ONCE THAT USER for a good 8 months. And on top of that you can barely code efficient, or complex SQL statements. You're nothing more than fucking script kiddies and this whole IT department is joke. I apologize if the rant isn't really that coherent, I'm not very good at typing rants with my adrenaline running hot.

"If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in." - E. W. Dijkstra

How to reproduce:
human - F**k
process - Fork

Is that skeumorphism of words/sound by Unix developers ?

kernel: Out of memory: Kill process 3396 (postgres) score 167 or sacrifice child

Anyone has a child that I can borrow?

I just finished automating my website's release process. Feels so good.

*When your processor is left with no power to create a process to kill the process that's consuming all your processor's processing power.

The software development process

i can’t fix this

*crisis of confidence*
*questions career*
*questions life*

oh it was a typo, cool

"Once you eliminate quality as a requirement, the entire design process becomes a whole lot easier. " - Jared M. Spool

Windows didn't check to see if their update process ran auto starting apps did they.

A christmas present by my brother
As you can see the process is still running.

Elixir:
solution = problem |> process |> process_more |> finalize |> format

Java:
New class() implements quantum mechanics; get(); set(); get(); set(); super.fuckshitup(); throw new nonsense 300 line error and crash

I was taught from waterfall process model to Agile development..
But no one taught me this real software development process..

Automated a process which was being perfomed manually for 5 years !
Client is so happy comes up with more stuffs to automate.

Oh god, my little tool to make things easier is becoming a "permanent part of the process".

Different girls follow different methods to slow down their ageing process --

Health trainer -- Exercise and Yoga
Normal girl -- Cosmetic products
Programmer girl -- Having a tattoo of Internet explorer

Do you know that programmers are murderers ?
We kill everyday hundreds of children.
And none of us realize it.

"Your termination process has been initiated ... "

Okay I'm afraid now.

Whoever he is, he just started a war.

QA : There is a bug, come at my desk now !
Me : I'm busy on some feature, can you make an issue on Jira I will fix it later.
QA : NO! It's a major issue
Me : Ok... I come.
* 3 hours later *
QA : I just created you the Jira you asked
Me : I told you, the bug is already fixed since 2 hours
QA : yeah but I will not test it until you mark the issue as done on Jira

.... Are you kidding me ??? So you interrupted me in my work two times for one stupid issue...

Love reading through old code and seeing things like this

var hasFailed = (errors.length > 0)?true:false;

Makes you wonder what their thought process was when writing it :D

So I got this as a first step of an interview process.

See if their interview process is fun

And check their landing page if there is a lot of bugs

Being a good developer is knowing how to balance writing perfect code with getting shit done. Working lean means half your stuff in going to die anyway, so fighting for the corpse just wastes everybody's time

I'd post my wk200 goals, but my project manager is still busy gathering requirements for it and creating the epics.

I have difficulties to process why some of my developer colleagues have such difficulties reading and processing error messages.

It says what is wrong RIGHT THERE MAN!

Am I the only one who thinks recruitment processes are lower quality the more the industry evolves?

I just shocked an interviewer by saying i’m not checking all their boxes from the ad, after being pushed by their hr to take the interview, regardless beeing made sure by HR thats not a problem.

After interview radio silence. i don’t get it...first you headhunt someone, spend 3 weeks in convincing for an on-site and then you can’t even bother sending a “Dude you are not what we look for in the end” mail?

Guess I ask too much from recruiters, did anyone else encountered this?

Brutal.

Me: Please don't commit the binaries
PM: We need to commit all the files so we can track process
Me: that's not how it works!

Showed my girlfriend a portion of my wine installation process, and got this picture almost immediately

she's a keeper

Trying to run a process on each CPU thread in our vps only to find that our vps has just one CPU and no multi threading. :/

We need an upgrade.

Duckduckgo is AWESOME :)
So happy I moved on from Chrome & Google (just searching for now, its a long process)

Never tell anyone you are in hurry, your computer will smell it and slow down your process.....

"If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in." - E. W. Dijkstra

I wanted my colleague Mathew to write a background process on running powershell scripts at random intervals, based on input files...Guess we will call it Matt Daemon

Devs can hardly stand testers but both of them are an integral part of the development process...

You and your Pal both agreed to do project on specific language but on the process he switches to another language.

Installing Windows after Ubuntu is not the recommended process for a dual boot Windows and Ubuntu system, but it is possible. 😂

Why focus is important.

Mr Miyagi:
"wax on"
"wax off"

Enterprise IT manager:
"wax on"
"have a meeting"
"wax dried during meeting"
"wash off"
"wax on"
"have another meeting"
"have a meeting bookending that meeting"
"wax baked on by sun"
"get out sander to remove dried wax"
"ruin paint"
"try to spot fix"
"have another meeting"
"paint is the wrong color, won't come off"
"throw it wax, start a new project"
"pay vendor to repaint car"

Meanwhile, I wonder what non-tech people would think if they saw my search history.

Department wants us to give feedback on teachers. They ask so many times but they dont consider our feedback at all.
So I got frustrated and wrote a script to automate this process. 😅
Now I won't worry even if they ask 1000 times also. I'll just press f5 😂

I’m sure many of you are well aware of this, but I just ran across this today and found it amusing. Apparently, Chrome uses the term “zygote” to identify child processes. 😁

WHILE DOING SOME PROCESS, SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT INTERRUPTED MY PROCESS AND HAD ME EXPRESS AN EMOTION OF ANGER! DO YOU ALSO EXPERIENCE INTERRUPTIONS THAT CAUSE ANGER, FELLOW HUMANS?

Bulk Crap Uninstaller uninstallation process is so satisfying

Product managers who breathe down your neck all day because they literally have nothing else to do with their time

My work's review process in a nutshell

When you leave for lunch after starting a build. Only to return and realize you forgot to actually start the build process.. >.<

When an application leaves a context menu item floating on top of all other Windows and you have no idea which process is the culprit!

Please decide WHAT is not responding! 😑

Scientists have found that If you just kill the Chrome process, it can give you enough charge to fully charge your Mobile Phone.

If this isnt the debugging process idk what is

Love my computer.
Opened edge(chrome was not responding).
In 2 seconds it crashed and windows killed the process.
❤❤❤

My learning process :
Open library's homepage
Read.
Don't fully get.
Search stackoverflow.com for examples
Not quite yet.
Sleep
Got it!

AM I a bad developer?

First comment by the architects that were reviewing my test, as part of the selection process:

"Well the code was very well documented, not something we see much of..."

Made my day :)

I think my LED strip is displaying 16 million colors faster than i can process. Im drunk, so everything is possible.
Jiggletits

I once spotted this in our PHP code:

if (!empty("literal string")) { ... }

How did that even passed the code review process still remains a mystery.

Lack of documentation on internal deployment process/tool we are forced to use, but can't migrate because the process owner won't approve it because it doesn't meet their unposted ever changing guidelines.

Finally my stickers arrived! Again! xD And they're getting more and more!

Maybe devRant should check their awesome-sticker-sending-process.

But until then, I ain't complainin' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

College -.-

pushing sensitive data to GitHub repo...not realising for days...and then going through the painful process of removing it again 😑

why is everyone's god damn answer in the corporate world fuking meetings?

you usually don't solve anything with them anyway, and there's too damn many

if you took the time to read the conversation, you'd know there's no meeting needed and the other party agreed to a method that wont break shit

or if you had half a brain and read the part of the chat you didn't even need to scroll up for you could think of something simple like not breaking working things and asking before changing it?

fukin corp retards, company men. how is this world still going?

The people who allow bad code to pass through the review process are the biggest menace to humanity.

I just had to walk a friend of mine through the process of buying a steam game. Holy shit it was a nightmare.

Friday afternoon completed resign process. Friday night fly to Germany for new job.

Can you briefly describe the interview process for developers in your country ?

I used Internet Explorer today, to complete the exit process from my firm, as a thanks to Microsoft.

This is the stuff that they use to make to numb

Are coding challenges part of a hiring process necessary?

You know your build process is slow when your colleague compares it to buying groceries in "communist Romania".

Am I the only one who thinks the installation process for arch linux should be narrated by Jigsaw from the Saw movies?

"The process is really just Iterate, Iterate, Iterate." - Chris Clark

"The tool to push new releases to the data centre blocked us last night. Saying all the nodes are 'unhealthy', resolve the issue(s) first. But then the remote team said 'we have a way around that' so we managed to get it deployed in time. We need to document the process as there were many ... 'shady' processes and steps involved lol"

- Manager explaining how the first production release on our new team went last night

... he called it a success

That feeling when you view your older projects and see how distorted your code was, how much boilerplate code, realize how stupid you were.

Good to see how times have changed.

If you're close to getting the application ready for release date and they just change the business process 🙄

Why the fuck does Microsoft Office have a background process that opens a cmd window every hour?

My company's process basically boils down to this:
-Hour long meeting to open an issue.
-5 lines of comments.
-Update three documents.
-5 days for a peer review.
-40 bitchy comments about how everything you do and love is terrible.

For a one line code change to prevent a show stopping exception.

My best developer just accepted an offer at a corporation. Now it’s just me and the newbie with enough work flowing in to keep me busy for a year including custom app builds for freikan Disney!

I’ve never had to tackle the hiring process myself like this but I need advice for finding all around fantastic developers who can tackle whatever new thing is thrown at them.

The process of learning how to code.

A timeless process

The moment when a job application process that usually takes 3 weeks, is ongoing for months thanks to COVID

It annoys me when restaurants provide an online form for reservations, put in their disclaimer that "no reservation = no table", but when you make the reservation things go wrong.
For starters: their infrastructure not working on weekends (while they are open on weekends), them doing manual instead of automatic validation of a reservation, them not even knowing how to manage their own reservation system (which gives me the idea that they purchased some random reservation software).

I ended end having to call them about my reservation, they had a confused voice at the phone while they were navigating their own reservation software and ended up saying "Yeah ok table is booked, bye". I understand they're stressed out but come on, I don't think this is a modern nor graceful process. If you're boasting about having a reservation form, then at least live up to it. It reminds me of another restaurant where I had made a reservation online and when I got there, they told me "Next time book by phone please, we're not used to our software". For *********** sake.

Bah.

Me while gradle building

This. asdfghjkl

The process has failed successfully 😎

Made it to the next step in the interview process! Code challenge 😁😁 mission accepted!

Through to the next stage of the interview process!

Just about... :/

What's the worst word in the world? "Canceling"... Get your UX act together and hide the process... please

600$ worth connected smart luggage suit case. I still am in process of figuring it's true purpose

After switching from win to linux, and observing chrome process background behaviour for a while now I can with great certainity say it resembles a malware...

I got a new job recently(that's an older rant's story) and I find amusing that I'm still getting reject notices from job offers which I applied to... 2 months ago 😂

That one from 2 months ago is quite funny cuz I didn't have any other interview with the company, just like the first interview with a HR lady, so after one week I gave up with that company and moved on. So I received the rejection notice today and my first thought was "how considerate!"

When you write a package to check if you want to process a string or not

When your CTO has full access to the production servers and makes SQL changes directly without following process. Then breaks production and tells everyone "this is why we need to follow process!". Then proceeds to break it again hours later.

You can close the lid of your laptop when installing programs to conserve energy.

Reality1. It resumes
Reality2. It cancels itself (recall when the process cancells in 97%)

Checking the whole code for finding the null value. Gone through the process multiple times.
Oh boy, it was wasn't "personId", it was "personID".

Q.13 - Which one of the following is used in DHCP process ?
A. Boot, Test, Load, Start
B. Discover, Host, Configure, Process
C. Discover, Offer, Request, Acknowledge
D. Syn, Syn/Ack, Ack
E. I'm the DHCP server now.

I was booting Ubuntu into my pendrive, it was almost completed but suddenly an error pops up.

- error the device is in use by another process

Guess what, I've to start the whole process again !!

Nothing like migrating to a new domain registrar.

Time to start waiting for it to process....

Only developing and not doing stuff that doesnt have anything to do with the process :)

Stopped running Grunt ( Task runner for JavaScript ) process, watching files for changes
Memory usage dropped by around 1.5-2 GB 😑

When your process (branching and environment configuration etc) takes longer than the actual dev task 🙄 #onelinechange

parent and child process

Process failed!

Mhh, don't change anything, try again.

Process succeeded!

"If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in..."

Debugging is a scientific process. Do not ad-hoc-it.

If Debugging is the process of removing bugs, the Programming must be the process of putting them in.

Our "agile" process uses one-month long sprints, ending on the last day of the month with a demo. (I'll rant some other time about non-consistent iteration lengths.)

Our sprint ends today (Monday). What was the most logical time to introduce changes that affect the architecture and break every single build? How about 4PM last Friday?

We're still waiting on the build breaker to show up while trying to figure out what the heck we can cobble together and run to show that we actually did something in the last month.

So the project I work on basically has to talk to a 3rd party plugin, through a 3rd party framework. The 3rd party plugin is a black box. This conversation happened:

Software guy: so we aren't sure what is breaking the thing. It's either us or the plugin, but it's probably both.

Systems guy: well then if we aren't sure then why are we writing an issue for it.

SWG: because we aren't sure but we know we are doing at least something that contributes. We read int X from a table and put it into a float. X doesn't perfectly represent in a float. It comes out X.0001. Then they take it and when it comes back it comes back as Y.0001. We cram it into an int so it becomes Y, we compare it to X which is really X.0001 and it comes back invalid.

SG: well as long as we are sending them the right number . . .

SWG: but we aren't sending them the right number. They are expecting X not X.0001. Then they send us back Y.0001 but it should be X so it's wrong.

SG: so they're giving us the wrong return value.

SWG: yes, but because we're giving them the wrong number.

SG: well not exactly . . .

SWG: yes exactly. It is off by .0001 because of floating point math.

SG: well . . .

Me: look it doesn't matter how it's breaking. But it IS broken. Which is why we're filling out the damn problem report. THEY ARE EDITABLE. We talked to the customer and gave them the risk assessment. They don't care. It happens rarely any way.

SG: then can we lower the severity?

Me: no. Severity doesn't relate to risk. That is a whole different process. Severity assumes it has already happened. It's a a high severity.

SG: but the metrics.

Me: WE GIVE THE METRICS TO THE CUSTOMER. WE TALKED TO THE CUSTOMER. THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

And that was how I spent Wednesday wondering how a level 4 lead systems engineer got his job. How many push ups did he do? What kind of juice did he drink?

Smell the lies and too much process. Learn how to smell it and stay the same. It's the best also look over political correctness

Failed another programming intervie. Didn't expect the 2D array question. Feel so bad. Just wanna cry and give up. I need to get better..fast.

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

I'm so sick of devs not caring what happens after they push their code. A new feature was released on the front-end two weeks ago but the backend was never deployed. It's been logging errors for 2 weeks now.

I know I'm equally at fault for not noticing but I feel like the only person that ever notices things like this. I also discovered a data issue today by looking at the error logs.

How can I get my teammates to be more invested in how the service runs live?

Fuck HikVision and their IP cameras. Why would anyone make a simple process of factory reset extraordinary complicated?!

My client is saying that MS excel is so powerful that we don't need spark to process data. 🤦‍♂️

When you spend half the work day and skipping lunch to resolve dependencies and process packages for an API but realize you're using the wrong OS…

When your forced to change your "Development Process" on a weekly basis because everyone has a better idea

Learning Java... Still Ongoing Process.... :p

First they make it difficult to do your job. "Only use this server for your testing with twenty other engineers". And when you adjust to that, they change it to impossible. "The server is off limits while demos are on going" .. But you're expected to continue working at full speed ahead.

PM keeps inviting me to meetings so I can see the process flow he created and bask in his greatness... :-/

L1 support requested to terminate an EC2 instance on which one of our apps seemed to be misbehaving. The node was terminated after few min.

L1 later realized that that instance didn't belong to that app, but instead it was one of the RabbitMQ nodes.

Then, after some panicking we remembered that HA was enabled, so nothing should've been lost.

Later, we realized that the recent RMQ upgrade necessitated a new cluster on which HA was NOT enabled!

anyone here from Canada? want to move up, is it a long process?

Kill() in VB.NET, because if you don't need a file or a process, just kill it. :)

The frustration I get, when trying to debug it returns "process finished with exit code -boom"

Thanks Android for the ANR window!

(Translation: Process system is not responding)

Error Driven Development™
Join the hype and fail with a process - for science!

Everybody wants passionate developers, then they stick a product owner in your face and strips you of self-control...

12 Stages of Software Development:

1. Analysis.
2. Development
3. Realization the whole analysis is complete bullshit and has nothing to with reality.
4. Denial about failing deadlines.
6. "Acceleration": adding more people to the project, bringing out big corner cutting machine.
7. Learning that massive amount of new features needs to be added, while the deadline is two weeks away.
8. Putting some random crap in production, riddled with horrid bugs and security flaws, to technically not miss the deadline.
9. Get the mess almost working long after the deadline has passed.
10. Maintain this steaming pile of crap for a year.
11. Start planning for full system rewrite that "Makes Everything Better".
12. Goto 1

From interviewee's point of view, how does doing HackerRank challenges for 3h sound to you as the 1st step of the process?
Too early? Should it even be in the process?

If git could kill itself process, it would commit suicide.

Ok, it's difficult to open a new window from a background process, but you're exaggerating here 🤔

Ever suggest improvements and get shot down at every turn? I was discussing automating our release process today and suggesting that instead of having to do everything manually and babysit the build, we should let Jenkins deal with releasing and the attitude was that we shouldn't even try because we'd spend more time maintaining the automation and wouldn't gain anything. Obviously I disagree, but it seems like I'm always coming up against shit like this.

Our requirements gathering is another point of contention; I think we could be way better at it if we invested more time talking to customers before a project starts but the attitude is to get straight into development and deal with that later.

I don't know why I even bother sometimes...

Is anyone else annoyed and / or bothered with how google handles the publishing of apps on its store.

Like I have an account for a client with the clients name and all other his data. I publish a new app on his account with the same name as his account and the app gets rejected for copyright violation because the name and material are copyrighted to the client who is publishing the app.

This is the scenario:

Lets call the client Luis, and he has a developer account named Luis with email luis@luis.com

And the app is called Luis, but when I tried to publish it it was rejected because it contains copyrighted material from Luis.

Wtf?!?!???

Like I understand they need to protect the store from fake apps and all, but how do I give myself the permission to use something I own ?

And now I need to find a way for a client to make a contract from him to him for his material so that google will publish the app

What tool/framework/process do you hate the most while programming?

For me it's Gradle.

I hate Windows.
It says, that there is no chrome.exe instacne, but there is one which is in a dead state and I can't start chrome...

Our most recent development process:
1. Implement feature
2. Create task
3. Release feature
4. Review feature
4.1 Possibly reimplement
5. Add tests

The first commits of every java repository are about setting up the CI process!

#thankyoutravis 😔

Getting a file input to work in an Android webview was an unnecessarily complicated process.

Cheers Google...

me:task assigned is a small fix.Gonna finish Early sit back relax this sprint.
mail(next day):we've moved to microservices.setup as easy as gulp landscape:start
me:cool!shinny new stuff!seems easy!!
project:npm failed..please check module xxx..
me:fine.....
after long mail chain
project:npm failed unknown file not found
me:fine.....
after hours of googling and little github issue browsing
project:server running @ portxxx
me:yay finally happy life!!makes chnages, sent for review.
reviewer:code needs refactoring!!
me:make all changes..waits for faceless reviewer from another timezone!
reviewer:thumbs up.
me:i will make it in time!!!yes!!
jenkins:buid:failure
me:no still i wont give up...
debug finds out new bugs caused by unrelated code...make new PR the end is near,one day more will definitely merge!!!
mail:jenkins down for maintenance!
me:nooooo....waits till last minute gets thumbs up for merge, finally merged in the last second!!

all for 12 lines of code change.
:/
sad life

Apple and its bundle identifiers, APN SSL certificates, provisioning profiles and review process just took a 5 hours of my life.

So my team (read: not the team at all) has decided that we are going to scrum. Someone ease tell me it's not as fucking tedious as it sounds. Sounds like it's just more meetings. Especially on this team which is actually already pretty agile. And the way our "certified scrum master" describes the retrospective sounds like it was designed by the type of shitlord PM that forces everyone to wear ugly t-shirts to the mandatory company barbecue for "team building". Please tell me he's just a terrible salesman.

Company has 0 automation, but there is confluence page for every imaginable process you can think off. Wow

no matter what I am developing, the starting process will always be done inside a function named "main"

What do you guys think of my new album called Low Hanging Fruit:
- Screen Scraping
- Let's timebox this
- Personal development plan
- Embrace the prototype mindset
- Decision making progress
- I am 15 minutes late
- Let's take this offline

longest job application/interview/etc process you've had?

Spent most of this week busting my ass working on a hotfix that came out of nowhere with mega high priority. This annoys me greatly because the hotfix wasn't even fixing a bug, it was adding new functionality because certain customers were being blocked from testing without this specific feature. In my humble opinion, given that we release every weekend, hotfixes should be reserved for actual critical bugs. But anyway, as I probably could have predicted, the code got to QA and exploded. Literally nothing works.
This is what happens when you try to rush out features to satisfy customers. If you try to rush something that is late, you WILL make it later.
Meanwhile there's an issue I'm supposed to be fixing for our next release which goes out this weekend and I've had no time to even look because of this hotfix. And now it's the end of the day and I just feel worn out from stress, tomorrow will no doubt be similar.

when your server CPU has a load of 9.01% on a 6 core proc.... and no one knows whats being run on it.

Companies with a silo mentality so people can protect their process turf.

I'd wish illness was like pc viruses, run a process and everything fine.

I define myself how I behave during a windows update process.

It took me an hour to process when a client wanted icons for sitemap. By icons for sitemap she ment social media icons... kill me please

Today I'll start my personal challenge:
Learn JS from zero.
Hope I enjoy the process

Well... My process isn't/wasn't necessarily that refined... It sort of goes like this. "You're stupid and you know nothing." Rinse and repeat.

Does anyone here knows (first hand) how long does it take the entire hiring process at Google in Europe?

From the first contact to the offer?

Thanks a lot

To find the process id of current shell instance use
$ ps -p $$