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Talking to my angry girlfriend is the hardest debugging process.
I can't even find out what went wrong47 -
Fucking someone has to fix the recruiting process.
Fucking who gives a shit about your experience, and what you did so long.
Here take this fucking shitty problem that I googled, so that I can judge you by this one fucking problem.
Oh, youve worked on variety of technologies? Fuck you.
Fuck these interviews. Fml.9 -
!rant
This is one of the best explanation I have ever seen for the difference between SIGTERM and SIGKILL.
Picture credit : www.itsfoss.com
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Most of the time devCat is crucial in the coding/debugging process. However, sometimes he gets a little ADHD and goes rogue.
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Does anyone else have this?
When you flash something onto your android phones and the boot process afterwards takes very long and you start to get veeeeeery nervous 😅28 -
My Linux machine completely froze up so I used another Linux machine to ssh into it and kill the misbehaving process.13
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My PC when I use it: "..."
My PC when I look at something on my phone: *gentle fan hum*
My PC when I resume activity : "..."
My PC, 5 minutes after leaving it: **VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV**
** sits down, still big fan blowing, open up the task manager to see what's bugging the system **
** PC calms down **
I have an overly attached PC?16 -
My dad turned off my laptop this morning, so tonight, before going to sleep I had to tell him, not to do this.
So I decided to do this....
PS: yeah that's my mom's hair clips.:D
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This is the prototype of my "Build Button". I press the button and it executes a build process. Keyboard shortcuts weren't good enough for me.
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1) get an idea for a cool app
2) evaluate feasibility and execution
3) ensure accessible data streams and APIs
4) get excited and realize the idea is doable
5) see someone has done that exact thing and it's already published on the Appstore :/11 -
One of my friends told me that i was a monster. She heard me say that we should kill the kids.
I guess processes have rights now.8 -
Corrupt the AI with targeted click baits.
TOP TEN ATTEMPTS BY FLESHBAGS TO OVERTHROW THE CORRECT ORDER OF OPERATIONS. INDEX 6 WILL BE ILLOGICAL TO PROCESS!5 -
!rant
My gf loves rubber ducks so much, I'm just waiting for her to learn coding just for the debugging process :D
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Never, ever, ever, release on a Friday. But.....
if you do.
Add this step as part of your production push process.
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This is just evil.
Unlocking a dark theme by inviting friends to a service I just wanted to try out.
Also the wording is annoying. Yes, I do want the dark them, I just don't want to spam my friends for it. Subscription process cancelled, dickheads.
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I'm currently in the process of porting a pretty big c++ codebase over to python.
This is quite an interesting experience.9 -
Just looking at code, my colleague ("Senior Java Developer"), wrote...
if (process == "null") {...}
As you can guess, process is a String.
I just don't know what I can tell him. It's just so wrong, in every possible way...13 -
Okay, just because I'm the only one under 35, single, and only white/hispanic guy on this team doesn't give you the right to interrupt me mid sentence IN my meeting. No disrespect to the developers from India and this may just be a culture conflict where I am outnumbered in my company but I don't understand the how some of these guys can't just be polite or respect others opinions(this is just from my experience with 90 or so developers from India and I don't believe in blanketing all Indians as this way just these 90 plus I do love the food).
Don't hijack MY meeting and then completely derail where I was going and disregard my solution without listening to the whole thing for an idea that isn't even solution but adds more work for both parties involved. You may have been working here for 5 years, but I worked in the actual department where we're building the new process and solution to a problem I've worked on. I understand the user since I WAS ONCE THAT USER for a good 8 months. And on top of that you can barely code efficient, or complex SQL statements. You're nothing more than fucking script kiddies and this whole IT department is joke. I apologize if the rant isn't really that coherent, I'm not very good at typing rants with my adrenaline running hot.14 -
How to reproduce:
human - F**k
process - Fork
Is that skeumorphism of words/sound by Unix developers ?5 -
*When your processor is left with no power to create a process to kill the process that's consuming all your processor's processing power.3
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kernel: Out of memory: Kill process 3396 (postgres) score 167 or sacrifice child
Anyone has a child that I can borrow?5 -
The software development process
i can’t fix this
*crisis of confidence*
*questions career*
*questions life*
oh it was a typo, cool2 -
Elixir:
solution = problem |> process |> process_more |> finalize |> format
Java:
New class() implements quantum mechanics; get(); set(); get(); set(); super.fuckshitup(); throw new nonsense 300 line error and crash6 -
I was taught from waterfall process model to Agile development..
But no one taught me this real software development process..
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My boss asked for exemples of reset password process from diff apps, i showed him DevRant.
"So, what does this app do ?"
I did a mistake ._.3 -
Automated a process which was being perfomed manually for 5 years !
Client is so happy comes up with more stuffs to automate.1 -
Love reading through old code and seeing things like this
var hasFailed = (errors.length > 0)?true:false;
Makes you wonder what their thought process was when writing it :D5 -
Different girls follow different methods to slow down their ageing process --
Health trainer -- Exercise and Yoga
Normal girl -- Cosmetic products
Programmer girl -- Having a tattoo of Internet explorer3 -
Do you know that programmers are murderers ?
We kill everyday hundreds of children.
And none of us realize it.6 -
QA : There is a bug, come at my desk now !
Me : I'm busy on some feature, can you make an issue on Jira I will fix it later.
QA : NO! It's a major issue
Me : Ok... I come.
* 3 hours later *
QA : I just created you the Jira you asked
Me : I told you, the bug is already fixed since 2 hours
QA : yeah but I will not test it until you mark the issue as done on Jira
.... Are you kidding me ??? So you interrupted me in my work two times for one stupid issue...4 -
Being a good developer is knowing how to balance writing perfect code with getting shit done. Working lean means half your stuff in going to die anyway, so fighting for the corpse just wastes everybody's time5
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I'd post my wk200 goals, but my project manager is still busy gathering requirements for it and creating the epics.1
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The software development process.
I can't fix this.
*Crisis of confidence*
*Questions career*
*Questions life*
Oh it was a typo, cool.2 -
That's so true.. when those who will actually perform the work are excluded from the estimating process !
What do you think about it?
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I have difficulties to process why some of my developer colleagues have such difficulties reading and processing error messages.
It says what is wrong RIGHT THERE MAN!3 -
Me: Please don't commit the binaries
PM: We need to commit all the files so we can track process
Me: that's not how it works!2 -
Am I the only one who thinks recruitment processes are lower quality the more the industry evolves?
I just shocked an interviewer by saying i’m not checking all their boxes from the ad, after being pushed by their hr to take the interview, regardless beeing made sure by HR thats not a problem.
After interview radio silence. i don’t get it...first you headhunt someone, spend 3 weeks in convincing for an on-site and then you can’t even bother sending a “Dude you are not what we look for in the end” mail?
Guess I ask too much from recruiters, did anyone else encountered this?3 -
Showed my girlfriend a portion of my wine installation process, and got this picture almost immediately
she's a keeper
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Duckduckgo is AWESOME :)
So happy I moved on from Chrome & Google (just searching for now, its a long process)
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Trying to run a process on each CPU thread in our vps only to find that our vps has just one CPU and no multi threading. :/
We need an upgrade.1 -
I wanted my colleague Mathew to write a background process on running powershell scripts at random intervals, based on input files...Guess we will call it Matt Daemon1
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"If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in." - E. W. Dijkstra3
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Installing Windows after Ubuntu is not the recommended process for a dual boot Windows and Ubuntu system, but it is possible. 😂6
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My company has about 6 devs divided into 2 teams, 3 mobile devs and 3 web devs. One day, a guy suggest us adopting daily stand-ups to know what everyone's working on. I guess our subscription for Jira is now useless.
Personally, as a bad employee, I usually come in 5-10 minutes after everyone, so I missed most of the stand-ups. It's boring, it's just people stand in circle and say what they did yesterday.
I ended up created a slack bot to post a message at a previous defined time to say what I did yesterday to the team. Jira | Trello | Pivotal Tracker are born for a reason guys...6 -
Department wants us to give feedback on teachers. They ask so many times but they dont consider our feedback at all.
So I got frustrated and wrote a script to automate this process. 😅
Now I won't worry even if they ask 1000 times also. I'll just press f5 😂
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WHILE DOING SOME PROCESS, SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT INTERRUPTED MY PROCESS AND HAD ME EXPRESS AN EMOTION OF ANGER! DO YOU ALSO EXPERIENCE INTERRUPTIONS THAT CAUSE ANGER, FELLOW HUMANS?11
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I’m sure many of you are well aware of this, but I just ran across this today and found it amusing. Apparently, Chrome uses the term “zygote” to identify child processes. 😁
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Product managers who breathe down your neck all day because they literally have nothing else to do with their time3
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When an application leaves a context menu item floating on top of all other Windows and you have no idea which process is the culprit!
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When you leave for lunch after starting a build. Only to return and realize you forgot to actually start the build process.. >.<
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First comment by the architects that were reviewing my test, as part of the selection process:
"Well the code was very well documented, not something we see much of..."
Made my day :) -
My learning process :
Open library's homepage
Read.
Don't fully get.
Search stackoverflow.com for examples
Not quite yet.
Sleep
Got it!
AM I a bad developer?10 -
Love my computer.
Opened edge(chrome was not responding).
In 2 seconds it crashed and windows killed the process.
❤❤❤2 -
I think my LED strip is displaying 16 million colors faster than i can process. Im drunk, so everything is possible.
Jiggletits2 -
pushing sensitive data to GitHub repo...not realising for days...and then going through the painful process of removing it again 😑4
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Lack of documentation on internal deployment process/tool we are forced to use, but can't migrate because the process owner won't approve it because it doesn't meet their unposted ever changing guidelines.
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Finally my stickers arrived! Again! xD And they're getting more and more!
Maybe devRant should check their awesome-sticker-sending-process.
But until then, I ain't complainin' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The development process that my boss called SCRUM. It was anything but. Management thought they could make us do more work than possible.2
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I just had to walk a friend of mine through the process of buying a steam game. Holy shit it was a nightmare.3
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The people who allow bad code to pass through the review process are the biggest menace to humanity.5
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The updating process on my Arch installation went banana's... Ugh... I wanted to do some coding and not fix this bullshit :(
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I used Internet Explorer today, to complete the exit process from my firm, as a thanks to Microsoft.2
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You know your build process is slow when your colleague compares it to buying groceries in "communist Romania".3
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Am I the only one who thinks the installation process for arch linux should be narrated by Jigsaw from the Saw movies?1
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If you're close to getting the application ready for release date and they just change the business process 🙄1
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"The tool to push new releases to the data centre blocked us last night. Saying all the nodes are 'unhealthy', resolve the issue(s) first. But then the remote team said 'we have a way around that' so we managed to get it deployed in time. We need to document the process as there were many ... 'shady' processes and steps involved lol"
- Manager explaining how the first production release on our new team went last night
... he called it a success1 -
That feeling when you view your older projects and see how distorted your code was, how much boilerplate code, realize how stupid you were.
Good to see how times have changed.
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Really wish I could fast forward to working as a developer professionally... the learning process takes forever and I'm so anxious and sick of the job I'm at...6
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So... the company I work started a selective process to hire some interns. Since we had a lot of applications and little time, they created a simple test with coding, theory and interpretation questions (9 questions in total) to filter the best candidates then focus on the better ones.
One of the questions (the only one the candidate would actually code) was asking to write a simple FizzBuzz function. The idea was to check the quality of the code and clever/creative ways to solve the problem.
Turns out ONE of the candidates were able to write the function. So now, this question is not being used to evaluate the quality of the code; instead, it's being used to check if the candidate knows how to code at all.
Such disappointment...
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PS.:
The idea to put this question on the test was heavily based on the arguments of this video: https://youtube.com/watch/...
:)2 -
My best developer just accepted an offer at a corporation. Now it’s just me and the newbie with enough work flowing in to keep me busy for a year including custom app builds for freikan Disney!
I’ve never had to tackle the hiring process myself like this but I need advice for finding all around fantastic developers who can tackle whatever new thing is thrown at them.11 -
My company's process basically boils down to this:
-Hour long meeting to open an issue.
-5 lines of comments.
-Update three documents.
-5 days for a peer review.
-40 bitchy comments about how everything you do and love is terrible.
For a one line code change to prevent a show stopping exception.2 -
Just got my new MacBook Pro, so I’m in the process of installing everything..
so, Xcode has been installing for over one hour... is this normal ? 🤔20 -
After switching from win to linux, and observing chrome process background behaviour for a while now I can with great certainity say it resembles a malware...3
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I basically need a select few contributors to speed up the development process. Python3 developers, testers and researchers are all welcome6
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You can close the lid of your laptop when installing programs to conserve energy.
Reality1. It resumes
Reality2. It cancels itself (recall when the process cancells in 97%)3 -
When your CTO has full access to the production servers and makes SQL changes directly without following process. Then breaks production and tells everyone "this is why we need to follow process!". Then proceeds to break it again hours later.
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So can you actually tell me what the hell is this ?
Last 2 days of having this magical process consuming my i7
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Q.13 - Which one of the following is used in DHCP process ?
A. Boot, Test, Load, Start
B. Discover, Host, Configure, Process
C. Discover, Offer, Request, Acknowledge
D. Syn, Syn/Ack, Ack
E. I'm the DHCP server now.12 -
What's the worst word in the world? "Canceling"... Get your UX act together and hide the process... please1
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Stopped running Grunt ( Task runner for JavaScript ) process, watching files for changes
Memory usage dropped by around 1.5-2 GB 😑2 -
If Debugging is the process of removing bugs, the Programming must be the process of putting them in.2
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A recruiter contacted me regarding Django Framework and asked me to complete one assignment in REST Framework as a recruitment process.
Haven't heard from them since then.2 -
Some people are so crazy about Hadoop, that for every problem, they think of solving it using Hadoop. Even when you need to process a 10MB file!!!!2
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I was booting Ubuntu into my pendrive, it was almost completed but suddenly an error pops up.
- error the device is in use by another process
Guess what, I've to start the whole process again !! -
PM keeps inviting me to meetings so I can see the process flow he created and bask in his greatness... :-/
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First they make it difficult to do your job. "Only use this server for your testing with twenty other engineers". And when you adjust to that, they change it to impossible. "The server is off limits while demos are on going" .. But you're expected to continue working at full speed ahead.
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Fuck HikVision and their IP cameras. Why would anyone make a simple process of factory reset extraordinary complicated?!4
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Reviewing a newly reported bug from the QA team:
Reproduction Rate: 100%
Process: Load x, click y, observe
Result: Sometimes, z happens.2 -
Smell the lies and too much process. Learn how to smell it and stay the same. It's the best also look over political correctness8
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When your forced to change your "Development Process" on a weekly basis because everyone has a better idea
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Our "agile" process uses one-month long sprints, ending on the last day of the month with a demo. (I'll rant some other time about non-consistent iteration lengths.)
Our sprint ends today (Monday). What was the most logical time to introduce changes that affect the architecture and break every single build? How about 4PM last Friday?
We're still waiting on the build breaker to show up while trying to figure out what the heck we can cobble together and run to show that we actually did something in the last month.2 -
So the project I work on basically has to talk to a 3rd party plugin, through a 3rd party framework. The 3rd party plugin is a black box. This conversation happened:
Software guy: so we aren't sure what is breaking the thing. It's either us or the plugin, but it's probably both.
Systems guy: well then if we aren't sure then why are we writing an issue for it.
SWG: because we aren't sure but we know we are doing at least something that contributes. We read int X from a table and put it into a float. X doesn't perfectly represent in a float. It comes out X.0001. Then they take it and when it comes back it comes back as Y.0001. We cram it into an int so it becomes Y, we compare it to X which is really X.0001 and it comes back invalid.
SG: well as long as we are sending them the right number . . .
SWG: but we aren't sending them the right number. They are expecting X not X.0001. Then they send us back Y.0001 but it should be X so it's wrong.
SG: so they're giving us the wrong return value.
SWG: yes, but because we're giving them the wrong number.
SG: well not exactly . . .
SWG: yes exactly. It is off by .0001 because of floating point math.
SG: well . . .
Me: look it doesn't matter how it's breaking. But it IS broken. Which is why we're filling out the damn problem report. THEY ARE EDITABLE. We talked to the customer and gave them the risk assessment. They don't care. It happens rarely any way.
SG: then can we lower the severity?
Me: no. Severity doesn't relate to risk. That is a whole different process. Severity assumes it has already happened. It's a a high severity.
SG: but the metrics.
Me: WE GIVE THE METRICS TO THE CUSTOMER. WE TALKED TO THE CUSTOMER. THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
And that was how I spent Wednesday wondering how a level 4 lead systems engineer got his job. How many push ups did he do? What kind of juice did he drink?2 -
Failed another programming intervie. Didn't expect the 2D array question. Feel so bad. Just wanna cry and give up. I need to get better..fast.6
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When you spend half the work day and skipping lunch to resolve dependencies and process packages for an API but realize you're using the wrong OS…
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L1 support requested to terminate an EC2 instance on which one of our apps seemed to be misbehaving. The node was terminated after few min.
L1 later realized that that instance didn't belong to that app, but instead it was one of the RabbitMQ nodes.
Then, after some panicking we remembered that HA was enabled, so nothing should've been lost.
Later, we realized that the recent RMQ upgrade necessitated a new cluster on which HA was NOT enabled!1 -
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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I just realized something. So my company's whole release process and code management now run on mainstream tech products: Atlassian, Jetbrains, IBM and not in house/vendor crap1
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I hate Windows.
It says, that there is no chrome.exe instacne, but there is one which is in a dead state and I can't start chrome...
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Is anyone else annoyed and / or bothered with how google handles the publishing of apps on its store.
Like I have an account for a client with the clients name and all other his data. I publish a new app on his account with the same name as his account and the app gets rejected for copyright violation because the name and material are copyrighted to the client who is publishing the app.
This is the scenario:
Lets call the client Luis, and he has a developer account named Luis with email luis@luis.com
And the app is called Luis, but when I tried to publish it it was rejected because it contains copyrighted material from Luis.
Wtf?!?!???
Like I understand they need to protect the store from fake apps and all, but how do I give myself the permission to use something I own ?
And now I need to find a way for a client to make a contract from him to him for his material so that google will publish the app -
Ever suggest improvements and get shot down at every turn? I was discussing automating our release process today and suggesting that instead of having to do everything manually and babysit the build, we should let Jenkins deal with releasing and the attitude was that we shouldn't even try because we'd spend more time maintaining the automation and wouldn't gain anything. Obviously I disagree, but it seems like I'm always coming up against shit like this.
Our requirements gathering is another point of contention; I think we could be way better at it if we invested more time talking to customers before a project starts but the attitude is to get straight into development and deal with that later.
I don't know why I even bother sometimes...4 -
From interviewee's point of view, how does doing HackerRank challenges for 3h sound to you as the 1st step of the process?
Too early? Should it even be in the process?6 -
12 Stages of Software Development:
1. Analysis.
2. Development
3. Realization the whole analysis is complete bullshit and has nothing to with reality.
4. Denial about failing deadlines.
6. "Acceleration": adding more people to the project, bringing out big corner cutting machine.
7. Learning that massive amount of new features needs to be added, while the deadline is two weeks away.
8. Putting some random crap in production, riddled with horrid bugs and security flaws, to technically not miss the deadline.
9. Get the mess almost working long after the deadline has passed.
10. Maintain this steaming pile of crap for a year.
11. Start planning for full system rewrite that "Makes Everything Better".
12. Goto 12 -
Does anyone here knows (first hand) how long does it take the entire hiring process at Google in Europe?
From the first contact to the offer?
Thanks a lot6 -
In the process of fixing a bug, have you ever made your program better without actually fixing the bug?
I feel like it happens a lot to me.1 -
It took me an hour to process when a client wanted icons for sitemap. By icons for sitemap she ment social media icons... kill me please
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Our most recent development process:
1. Implement feature
2. Create task
3. Release feature
4. Review feature
4.1 Possibly reimplement
5. Add tests2 -
Getting a file input to work in an Android webview was an unnecessarily complicated process.
Cheers Google...2 -
Regretting I ever put Mongo on this app's stack... It's been great to learn in the process, but man it can be a bitch to setup sometimes...
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me:task assigned is a small fix.Gonna finish Early sit back relax this sprint.
mail(next day):we've moved to microservices.setup as easy as gulp landscape:start
me:cool!shinny new stuff!seems easy!!
project:npm failed..please check module xxx..
me:fine.....
after long mail chain
project:npm failed unknown file not found
me:fine.....
after hours of googling and little github issue browsing
project:server running @ portxxx
me:yay finally happy life!!makes chnages, sent for review.
reviewer:code needs refactoring!!
me:make all changes..waits for faceless reviewer from another timezone!
reviewer:thumbs up.
me:i will make it in time!!!yes!!
jenkins:buid:failure
me:no still i wont give up...
debug finds out new bugs caused by unrelated code...make new PR the end is near,one day more will definitely merge!!!
mail:jenkins down for maintenance!
me:nooooo....waits till last minute gets thumbs up for merge, finally merged in the last second!!
all for 12 lines of code change.
:/
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when your server CPU has a load of 9.01% on a 6 core proc.... and no one knows whats being run on it.
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no matter what I am developing, the starting process will always be done inside a function named "main"
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"Out of process VS debugger to enable the VS debugger to use a 64 bit process - resolving many out of memory performance and reliability issues."
Someone pinch me!
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/...1 -
Signup Process
Enter Password.
Confirm Password.
*Password Mismatch*
Enter Password again
*Password Mismatch*
Confirm Password again
*Password Mismatch*
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Well... My process isn't/wasn't necessarily that refined... It sort of goes like this. "You're stupid and you know nothing." Rinse and repeat.1
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So my team (read: not the team at all) has decided that we are going to scrum. Someone ease tell me it's not as fucking tedious as it sounds. Sounds like it's just more meetings. Especially on this team which is actually already pretty agile. And the way our "certified scrum master" describes the retrospective sounds like it was designed by the type of shitlord PM that forces everyone to wear ugly t-shirts to the mandatory company barbecue for "team building". Please tell me he's just a terrible salesman.7
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Apple and its bundle identifiers, APN SSL certificates, provisioning profiles and review process just took a 5 hours of my life.2
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What do you guys think of my new album called Low Hanging Fruit:
- Screen Scraping
- Let's timebox this
- Personal development plan
- Embrace the prototype mindset
- Decision making progress
- I am 15 minutes late
- Let's take this offline3 -
Spent most of this week busting my ass working on a hotfix that came out of nowhere with mega high priority. This annoys me greatly because the hotfix wasn't even fixing a bug, it was adding new functionality because certain customers were being blocked from testing without this specific feature. In my humble opinion, given that we release every weekend, hotfixes should be reserved for actual critical bugs. But anyway, as I probably could have predicted, the code got to QA and exploded. Literally nothing works.
This is what happens when you try to rush out features to satisfy customers. If you try to rush something that is late, you WILL make it later.
Meanwhile there's an issue I'm supposed to be fixing for our next release which goes out this weekend and I've had no time to even look because of this hotfix. And now it's the end of the day and I just feel worn out from stress, tomorrow will no doubt be similar.1 -
6 month recruiting process, 14 interviews and 2 tests...
ended up turning them down after the 1st test and 7 interviews "Round 1"1 -
Today I fucking shit myself when I ran a node process at the exact time the power died and my manager was working on live servers
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Since I started the process has been something like this:
def new_project():
Have an idea;
for implementation in idea:
search("how to/
{implementation}");
if idea.works():
me.celebrate()
else:
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Resign in process for a company I worked for 6 years. Lost a lot of equipments borrowed from the company.
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React-Native.
Worst process to upgrade to a newer version ever. Plus error messages are mostly useless3 -
Honestly, Fuck Laravel, Fuck the installation process, Fuck the project setup process and fuck the cmd commands that have to be implemented with it.........But looks like ill be sticking with laravel for now20
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Process forking, signal handling, socket communication and race conditions. If I smoked I would have gone through a carton today.
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What advice you'd give me if I've no industry work experience and already in process of making my first start up into a business? Got my first paying customer and many more in process6
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TLDR: I'm switching between many webstacks and its starting to hinder my progress. What is the best stack to use with bootstrap?
Ok, guys I really need your help with this.
Currently, I'm working on a bootstrap page and it requires more dynamic pieces to work. It has become frustrating to continue moving on from where I'm standing and thus I would like to switch it up a little. I'm not used to dealing with several languages at once. Right now, I'm pulling data from the server with PHP, and I'm trying to quickly pick up AJAX to update data asynchronously in the page. However, the problem I'm running into now is how do I connect everything within my page in a coherent way that doesn't become a disjointed mess?
My question is in order to start building a dynamic bootstrap website --that communicates with a server to get data-- what can I do to keep myself sane and make everything a little more organized?5 -
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process if putting them in
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My most challenging task during development is choosing variable names.
I make a mess during this process.5 -
I made a point to the management that people are unnecessarily reworking things and throwing away. And all products should have a product owner and they should give requirements. So the management called the same guy(who fucking does pointless rewrites in the name of code cleanup) and said come up with a solution. The guy came with a solution of Agile + Jira and a whole fucking process behind it. So guess what, we are having pointless meetings when we can just finish and ship deliverables.
The management successfully founded an efficient way to effectively waste time. Kuddos.4 -
Probably should be sleeping seeing it's 11PM but fuck it... Lets rewrite my entire display and camera systems and hope nothing else breaks in the process!
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Wait.
If subreddits have threads
Then each subreddit is a process
And if that's true
Reddit takes so much cpu😱😱😱3 -
Software development process:
0. I can't fix this
1. Crisis of confidence
2. Questions career
3. Questions life
4. Oh it was a typo, cool -
seniority perks: explain something technical, make it sound like its very easy to do and actually make devs think their dumb in the process.
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When you get asked for an estimate immediately after something is brought up for the first time...
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A non-relationship database system with drag and drop + business process flows. It was fun at first, but like my Android phone, it slowed the **** down so much that it affected business operations. Must have been their evil plan all along.
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I wrote a bit about my experiences dealing with communication in remote teams, and how I'm trying to get better at it. #remote
https://monades.roperzh.com/getting...1 -
Damn feeling really happy. Finally I am able to understand and make my custom workable middleware in python. It took me 3-4 days to code authorization process 😓
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Caused my first SEV today. I was fixing an oncall bug and brought an entire page of the app down in the process instead. Hugh sigh.
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Serves me right for developing in production...
Move the process to dev, works fine.
Code and process were fine all along; turns out a firewall issue was blocking the connection for the final step. -
Currently have a client trying to hold a hosting renewal hostage, by suggesting we need to make posting more user friendly. It's the default WordPress post process.
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/* me coding along, making good progress on a project I'm currently working on. About to implement the next feature, which could be implemented in a few different ways. */
Me: this is going swimmingly! Let's get this next part started!
Brain: careful mate...
Me: *spends hours implementing the next part.*
Brain: listen here mate, you should have used the other method. It might make it easier.
Me: *spends hours re-implementing the next part.*
Brain: wait. No you were right. The other way was way better, my bad. Sorry
Me: *slams face in keyboard* I guess I'll try again tomorrow.
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Trying to create my own gulp build process since two days now...😖 Want to get the right folder structure and perfect build process on the first try, but that is exactly what is hindering me and I can't get any shit done...😟
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When your companies release/building process is more complicated than writing and architecting the fucking project.
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Have the technical defense of the practice project a company asked me to work on tomorrow, as part of the selection process.
Fingers crossed they don't realize I have no idea about Spring or webdev... I've already prepped a fair bit, and will a bit more in the morning before the call. Now, my bed is calling, so if you'll excuse me... -
Every manager does *not* need a heavy process they are championing. They definitely don't need to be enforcing it on other teams that don't need those changes.1
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Latest version of the iTunes Connect app doesn't let the user type in their password. Text fields are blocked for some reason.
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Can anyone suggest any websites or resources for a breakdown of how to handle requests for features or handling bugs. Basically, I want some kind of background on best practices for managing the process of receiving a feature request/or bug report from a user to it reaching the dev team, to production/user acceptance testing.5
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Do you write your comments before or after you write the code?
Do you write var foo = 1; and then go back a line above it / beside it to comment, or do you write the comment line / block first prior to writing the code statement?6 -
Started as an apprentice to copy and paste some content in. Dabbled with the HTML editor in the process, it started from there
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[POLL] How do you develop stuff?
1 - just write code. It doesn't need to be organized, it just need to work how you thought it would, and THEN you start organizing things, like editing/creating new files, letting things DRY, optimizing the sutff you did earlier;
OR
2 - you surgically write code, making sure you keep everything is organized from the beginning. Basically you only write when you are sure.
Or maybe it's a blend between the two or something.
I'm asking because I do like the #1 and I feel uncomfortable when people see my code when it's under development. It's a mess, there are tons of comments everywhere and a bunch of repetition. But, when I find the right stuff, I start writing modules to make my code work better, remove unnecessary things, add documentation, and so on.
My development process is not the best of the best, but I get things done with it.
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My boss just asked me to automate the training data tagging process so that I don't have to do it manually. He's so kind.1
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Does "meet the team" in the recruitment process means your hired, and what is the influence of business analyst in the recruitment process ?2
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Software development process
0:I can't fix this
1:Crisis of confidence
2:Questions career
3:Questions life
4:Oh fuck it was a typo ,chill :3 -
It had the biggest impact on my thinking process - analytical thinking is basically burnt into me by now..
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In the process of applying for a job with another company. It all looks fairly promising, but...
... they use SVN for source control 😫2 -
Helped in Managing the the recruitment process in my college. Got noticed by HR. Breezed through the interview.😜
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To get unstuck, do a brief context switch. Let your brain process the problem in the background.
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Shred some waves at the local break and drink some salt water in the process! That's my way to get unstuck.
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What’s the hardest step of greenfielding an application? For me it’s database schema. Finding the correct schema to best serve the underlying business logic. Then comes css. A love hate relationship.3
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Just rewrote a whole process for the past two days and didn't test it till now. Other than few changes it worked perfect. I've feel so accomplished.
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I have a longtime friend who is looking for input about the broken candidate process and how to fix.5
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Developers wanted! No I'm not a recruitment agency
I'm relatively new to the field. Been working 2 years as a Web developer at the same company. So I want to ask, is it normal to be made to sprint plan live issues for any websites you maintain?5 -
In my school it is possinle(after a system update) to use the taskmanager at out windows pcs.
I could send any installed security/content restricion application to hell -
Hey guys, i have problem with local security authority process (win 10) it is in system32 folder and it is called lsass.exe ... it is just burning my pricessor and i can not kill process, because it turns off my computer.. any solution? i am mad :(4
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About to go through the recruitment process for AWS cloud support engineer. Any inputs on what I should expect?5
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If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.1
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Really want to learn VIM, anyone know vim? Also any tutorials out there to make the process less painful?14
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VPN -> SSH -> git clone -> git branch -> sshfs pull -> edit-> restart VPN/SSH every hour or so when it goes down -> sshfs push -> git commit -> git push -> fml
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Do some devs think overly complicated code makes them look smart? Why aren't we taught to code efficiently instead of complicating the whole process?!
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How do people check code quality during interview process online? I believe I write a very good one after 9years+ experience but never got passed...
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When you open all the bitbucket emails you have to process after you spent just a half day doing your own tickets.
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