The only colleague I'd ever need.

8-Bit Cat

"How does your live chat work?"

Boss: When will the website be ready?
Me: Um, maximum by Tuesday
*Boss comes back Tuesday*
Boss: Ok, show me the website...
Me: ....
Boss: ....
Me: I didn't say which Tuesday....

I envy windows users, so many opportunities to shine on devRant... sad linux user

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

Best show ever

Best random algorithm

When you work too late and can't mentally switch off so you just start the next day without any sleep

Am I the only dev that doesn't wear headphones? Being unaware of my surroundings makes me more anxious than it's worth

Gavin: "Christina, so how bad is this? Be honest. Is this windows Vista bad? It is not iPhone 4 bad, is it? Fuck, don't tell me this is Zune bad."

Christina: "Sorry Gavin. It is Apple Maps bad."

Everything is a distraction, if you are not in the mood for coding.

Who wrote the requirements for this shit?
💩

Pc wouldn't boot. Went to the service center.
The guy at the shop : what's the problem?
Me : pc won't boot, just starts beeping
The guy : I see. It could be a hardware or a software problem.
Me : (trying to keep a straight face) oh?
Him : oh yes... It's always either a software or a hardware problem.
Me : thanks I guess?

When somebody says they know how to program and I ask them what languages they know and they say XML, CSS, HTML.

Wise man

When your devs comment their pull request "fixed" but fail to push the fix to the remote... For the 5th time in a row. 💩😒

This happens to me all the time at my new company, the amount of wtfs I say in some js files, man...

Any devs here that Code in C/C++...?
Or am I lost in "webRant".

I am worried about the future " code everything in javascript " generation :)

Make pointers great again!

I was hired as a programmer, but I feel like the correct term is reprogrammer, because no one can code for shit at my job...

Today is our release day
Hope nothing breaks, and it goes smoothly

Starting of my final year of engineering.....

Every other guy is busy thinking about the final year project....

Suddenly I herd some random female​ friend turning the world upside down...

"We will develope Linux using ubuntu language"...

I no more believe in humanity....

May the 4th be with you devs! 😝

Just typed /dev/rant instead of /dev/random on the terminal :/ I think I associated random with rand and then rant, oh my god, I need to sleep