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b2plane
81d

lost the 2 new whores. both just fucking ghosted me for no fucking reason.

it seems like having a fuckboy car doesn't matter to these whores. i have no fucking idea what im doing wrong anymore

they literally told me im much more normal irl than online. they said they had a great time with me.

then went ghost.

FUCK. YOU. Go and Fucking die in a car crash. hope such timewaster whores get killed

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  • 10
    81d
    Who would have known that buying an expensive car to attract whores would turn up to be a dumb idea?

    I’d imagine that you learn your lesson now but knowing you, you won’t.
  • 11
    81d
    Clearly they were disappointed that you're more normal in real life than online.

    Next time, try opening the conversation with a detailed narration of one of your bowel movements, complete with hand gestures and sound effects.
  • 6
    81d
    Should've talked about your shit
  • 4
    81d
    You still have the car that’s fine. With price of oil nowadays, you had to do a choice anyway.
  • 3
    81d
    What kind of car? I'd take my 2006 WRX 5speed over a whore any day. (Her name is Nicole and she's more reliable than any woman .. less expensive too):

    https://battlepenguin.com/technolog...
  • 7
    81d
    Damn, maybe they found your devrant profile! Quick, delete your profile and never post anything here again! That will Show them whores who's boss
  • 2
    81d
    @jestdotty it’s tough when your only traits are hating women and shitting blood
  • 0
    81d
    @jestdotty indeed I don’t care, I just try to clarify the situation
    And I am just jealous of the car, I’d love to have the same.
  • 0
    81d
    @djsumdog head gaskets lol
  • 2
    81d
    @b2plane It definitely wasn't a mistake getting that used BMW at 27.99% over 325 months with $1000 down. Somebody has to support used car dealerships and predatory lenders, right? They gotta eat too.
  • 1
    81d
    Your BMW tactic is working because you are getting whores. You said nothing about keeping them.
  • 1
    81d
    @cafecortado true. i dont expect to keep whores. whores will jump from dick to dick regardless what you do for them. u can give whores the world and they still jump to another dick. theyre adDICKted to cocks. so might as well skip all the bullshit and jump straight to all they're worth--transaction between mafia car in exchange for pussy
  • 1
    81d
    @djsumdog Damn, I had a 2006 STI once and a 2003 WRX before that.

    They are great fun!
  • 0
    81d
    Lmao thats what happens when you dont cash out for m3
  • 1
    80d
    We should get a teenRant for you and the other three

    oh, wait, we already have it. It's called Facebook
  • 1
    75d
    @donkulator "Next time, try opening the conversation with a detailed narration of one of your bowel movements, complete with hand gestures and sound effects"

    But do it like an angry eye-talian, very animated, gesticulating wildly and unpredictably.
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