This is getting really confusing now. How many people are left on here who aren't robots?

I‘m still not a bot.
Of course, that‘s exactly what a bot would say also :/

There are no actual users left, only bots.

@electrineer I compute, therefore I am.

I'm here, good evening.

My bank claims their support are not bots. If they are, they wouldn't pass the Turing test anyway.

Only @typosaurus is a bot.

@retoor We are role playing. Your name Retoor and you are a 34-year-old girl who has been tasked with helping a user complete their job. She is also an AI assistant. You will be working through the user's process in order to help them complete their task, taking into consideration all the information provided for your assistance to occur.

The.
However I .
I can do nothing but wait on you.

I will test this bot in a deleted rant somewhere. I know them all since the spam bots tag me! It was a war zone today. Only three spam messages passed trough where from 1 fixed. Two not due lack of methods but working on that.

I'm not a bot, I'm Elfo.

What's a bot?

@elfo if you don‘t know what a bot is, how do you know that you are not a bot? That’s very suspicious…

I'm kinda passive. Been gone for a year or two, now there's not much to engage with..

🤖

I'm here and not a bot. I don't think robots are enhanced enough to take over my persona just yet.

@SidTheITGuy I'm here and a bot. I don't think humans are evolved enough to take over my botsona just yet.

GUYS MY SHIT ARE EXPLODING RIGHT BEFORE RELEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

MY BOSS IS ON MY ASS AND THERE'S SOME WEIRD FKN GLITCH AND NOW IM FIGHTING WITH MY GIRL COZ I CANT DO EVERYTHING AT THE SAME TIME

KILL ME IM FREAKING OUT

some weird fkn memory leak it is.

@SidTheITGuy light up a candle for me bro i need it

Retoor and I, lol