Worst thing you've seen another dev do? - devRant

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Kimmax

10683

8y

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
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nbamaral

3482

8y

😄
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nsa94

156

8y

OMG 😂
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Kifflom

41

8y

But why?
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Clear0Ff

1703

8y

Hey , the real question! It works? Yea 😂.. but still
14

C0D4

64417

8y

What the flying fuck is that 😱

I get returning a server side value for output But this, this is just painful.
1

Jantho1990

2137

8y

What the fucking hell
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yellow-dog

43158

8y

Rare image of me trying to do php
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l0om

1648

8y

@Clear0Ff it works, it works. 😂
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falmesino

1704

8y

Genius
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themissingbrace

633

8y

Bwahahahaha
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jefferyvincent

103

8y

Nice!
5

commanderkeen

2055

8y

So the name of the company is company name?
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thealex

1096

8y

@commanderkeen
> 100% real
> "Company Name"
🤔

Still ++'d because you have to be some kind of evil anti-genius to make this shit up.
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commanderkeen

2055

8y

@thealex I hope it's real, I think that's a great name for a company.
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thealex

1096

8y

@commanderkeen I agree. It would lead to some amazing conversations...

"what's the name of your company?"
"company name."
"yeah, what is it?"
"company name!"
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l0om

1648

8y

@thealex dude, I wrote and simplified the script as a sample. The fucked up logic is what's real.
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Nastrand

189

8y

If you want to make sure you use server time (because js time can be affected by the user) it's not that bad...
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sandeces

57

8y

Like a charm
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l0om

1648

8y

@Nastrand I'm sorry but this doesn't make any sense. There's no need for JS at all. Or, if you need it done in JS, there are better ways. Always avoid document.write()
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Nastrand

189

8y

@l0om you are right jaja, sorry I forgot we are talking about php.
2

SlackOverflow

914

8y

"Hey, PHP is a scripting language right? Let's just put it into a script tag inside javascript then. That makes sense."
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yellow-dog

43158

8y

@AlexDeLarge you r prolly the first one to say that
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kwilliams

6556

8y

What.
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Achi

394

8y

What the fucking miss dazy side way steping up and down......
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epicality

817

8y

Frickin genius. I'm gonna add this to all my sites.
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brunofontes

2025

8y

Hahahahaha I am laughing out loud in the subway!
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itsdaniel0

2209

8y

At least they used the <footer> tag
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l0om

1648

8y

@rEaL-jAsE lol I wish it was fake
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bashcommander

419

7y

Is that Apple script?👀
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l0om

1648

7y

@ladiesman it is, the real script has other details as the footer content is bigger, but the logic is totally real and it makes no sense.
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commanderkeen

2055

7y

@ladiesman maybe its loaded with a php include()?
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limitunknown

45

7y

wat in the actual fk
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overmars

1399

7y

Probably real
I cab remember writing something like this in codeIgniter few years ago
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Midnight-shcode

4406

7y

ooh, yeah, the depraved sweetness of delivering js parameters/code by generating it in php... =D

you know, until you had to do php-generated css, you're still relatively fine =D
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donnico

1211

7y

@Nastrand
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jonhyfun

643

7y

Oof
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jonhyfun

643

7y

@-Sam- he used php inside javascript
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vicary

469

7y

The first generation of server-side rendering is integrated with vanilla js by default, no framework required. #marketing
1

arthurdent

4276

7y

What’s the domain? I want more.
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Kimmax

10683

7y

@limitunknown if he's using PHP already, he could have done it completely in PHP. The whole segment is ridiculous
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exerceo

1229

2y

You think this is bad?

ReactJS loads the page through JavaScript, entirely.
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exerceo

1229

2y

"And it's not even the worst on the site."

Then what is?

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