Tell me something you would say in 2065

lizards

@jestdotty why lizards?

@AvatarOfKaine and you already said that try again

@jestdotty and I already asked you twice

Say something else

Skeletons don’t have vocal cords.

Clackers? In my living sector? Blasphemy!

Those damn prompt-ops engineers at Exxon-Walt-Disney make two billion dollars a day! But rent at Zillowville is thirty billion, so they’re barely scraping by

Dangnabbit them hemmroid itch again. Where’s that damn robo ass scratcher??

It's 2065, and they still haven't released bloodborn on the PC

They're adding WHAT to minecraft? (fucking dried ghast BS they're adding now 🤮 thought it was an april fools joke)

Soon they'll add networking to C++

Year of the linux desktop

Hey, I'm glad you're still alive - I'd miss you

No daughter of mine will be getting gil implants so she can marry a goddamn amphibian

The new murder bots are completely polymer based so our acid guns won't work anymore

If I'm lucky, I'd probably be just a head in a jar saying "I know how to build a Linux kernel" and everyone will be rolling their eyes.

@jestdotty it wasn't 2025 when you commented. Welcome to the future

@Demolishun ditto lol

@TheBeardedOne lmao

Well. Anything new? As much as I enjoyed these.

A few of these were mine

Back in my day the sea was populated with something we called "fish", and you could eat them. And it tasted great, not like this crap food made in a lab that the government forces us to eat.

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I'll be 75. Probably something about my prostate and how much I miss it

@retoor in this coutry young people would break into your home and kill you as an old man in some parts.

In 2065. 84 years old

@sidthepajfuk I would like some hookers :)

I'm glad crodo soda is around still

And that I had an opportunity to rediscover it even if it had depressing horrible things associated with it

@sidthepajfuk Cocain is a normie drug idiot. Those are baby stuff.

Real men do acid.

@sidthepajfuk Have you tried acid? https://vice.com/en/article/...

Get yourself some 1V-LSD and go connect with the kamies

I am horny

Also argh, my back!

@retoor here we have a bigger problem with shellfish though. Clams are dying. The production levels are decreasing a lot since 3 or 4 years ago.

here is something I would definitely say

'YOUR FUCKED UP GRANDCHILDRENS GENERATION ARE ACTING LIKE YOU FUCKING WEIRDO PERVERT STUPID LOSERS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARRRRGGGHHH'

AND

'come sit on pappies lap you awful fucked up clone of your grandparents, albeit more toned given you worked out more into your 20s. heh'