Tell me something you would say in 2065

lizards

@jestdotty why lizards?

@AvatarOfKaine and you already said that try again

@jestdotty and I already asked you twice

Say something else

Skeletons don’t have vocal cords.

Clackers? In my living sector? Blasphemy!

Those damn prompt-ops engineers at Exxon-Walt-Disney make two billion dollars a day! But rent at Zillowville is thirty billion, so they’re barely scraping by

Dangnabbit them hemmroid itch again. Where’s that damn robo ass scratcher??

Madam Chairperson, honourable committee members, I humbly request that I should be exempt from medical assistance in dying because...

It's 2065, and they still haven't released bloodborn on the PC

They're adding WHAT to minecraft? (fucking dried ghast BS they're adding now 🤮 thought it was an april fools joke)

Soon they'll add networking to C++

Year of the linux desktop

Hey, I'm glad you're still alive - I'd miss you

No daughter of mine will be getting gil implants so she can marry a goddamn amphibian

The new murder bots are completely polymer based so our acid guns won't work anymore

If I'm lucky, I'd probably be just a head in a jar saying "I know how to build a Linux kernel" and everyone will be rolling their eyes.

@jestdotty it wasn't 2025 when you commented. Welcome to the future

@Demolishun ditto lol

@TheBeardedOne lmao

Well. Anything new? As much as I enjoyed these.

Just a few years to go and all insects dead due climate change. Ask your llm for more upsides of climate change. The upsides are better than the downsides. Life changes, move on. AI is here, use it.

A few of these were mine

Back in my day the sea was populated with something we called "fish", and you could eat them. And it tasted great, not like this crap food made in a lab that the government forces us to eat.

@cafecortado ah, in your region is the some fish drama? Climate or fishing people? I recently read that we should not eat eggs anymore from hobby chickens bevause of pfas. My parents actually always eat them. Bad for health, sure, but everything is unhealthy regarding those people. I'm talking about the same people who were responsible to inform government about covid. Those people were bad for health :p

@Demolishun years ago they actually wanted older people to be self substanable with their own smol garden because of some bad pension news.

My dad is pro government but I told him, they're not as nice as they used to be. We have now the most right wing government ever and nobody changed. They turned their opinions completely when they got power. All of them want power by walking the same route. No risks. That's so cool about Trump, he kept word. Many people are just shocked because someone keeps his word for once. That Ukraine shit isn't working is what I've expected.

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I'll be 75. Probably something about my prostate and how much I miss it

@retoor in this coutry young people would break into your home and kill you as an old man in some parts.

In 2065. 84 years old

@sidthepajfuk I would like some hookers :)

I'm glad crodo soda is around still

And that I had an opportunity to rediscover it even if it had depressing horrible things associated with it

@sidthepajfuk Cocain is a normie drug idiot. Those are baby stuff.

Real men do acid.

@sidthepajfuk Have you tried acid? https://vice.com/en/article/...

Get yourself some 1V-LSD and go connect with the kamies

I am horny

Also argh, my back!

@retoor here we have a bigger problem with shellfish though. Clams are dying. The production levels are decreasing a lot since 3 or 4 years ago.

@cafecortado wat's the reason?

Also rabbits apparently.

here is something I would definitely say

'YOUR FUCKED UP GRANDCHILDRENS GENERATION ARE ACTING LIKE YOU FUCKING WEIRDO PERVERT STUPID LOSERS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARRRRGGGHHH'

AND

'come sit on pappies lap you awful fucked up clone of your grandparents, albeit more toned given you worked out more into your 20s. heh'