How would it feel to be a dev at pornhub?

Fabulous.

Like any other devJob. You'll look at code the most of the time so I don't quite see the difference.

Well you're in a professional office more than likely.

So I'd say not too different than working a "normal" programming job.

On a fun note, saying "I work for pornhub" would be awesome

@PonySlaystation nope, you'd look at code 50% of the time while the other 50% is on the porn. Especially if you're a front end dev😅

I remember seeing a (I presume) meme for a job programming PHP at Pornhub. Someone posted that it sounded interesting, but they were worried what their friends would say. Response was, "Sure. I wouldn't want my friends to know I wrote PHP."

I so wanted that to be a real exchange.

@Jilano Beat me to it

@leksyib I don't think that would be appropriate in a professional job. 😉
Also I think all the pr0n would get pretty boring soon...

@platypus The job is still open lmao

Stickers would be cool.

@Alice you must be a big fan of porn.😄

It'd be a very sticky situation.

@stuxnet Time to relearn PHP. Although I think Python would create more opportunities for in office humor.

@platypus haha saw that too

Would be difficult to keep abreast of the requirements.

The definition of NSFW sites would be rather relaxed. It would also be interesting whether the cable installation there could qualify as cable porn.

I just bought a watch on the proceeds (upvotes) from porn. I feel dirty...but oh so alive.

I actually once had an interview at a porn website as a developer, but the office manager and developer who interviewed me were unlikeable, so I declined when they offered me an internship.

Hmm, fcking fabulous

@platypus from upvotes on porn? Whut?

Broke 100 points from this rant.

@platypus oh I thought you meant in real. 🤭

No. My webcam is too grainy.

@platypus i shared this meme 😅

https://devrant.com/rants/1450139/...

@ceee One of the best.

When I was 17 I worked for a pizza delivery restaurant. Obviously I saw, smelled, prepared and delivered so many pizzas that I hated them. So...if I could get one of those dev jobs at porn industry...you figure out the end.

@unai So, you're saying I'd hate PHP at the end? That's a chance I'm willing to take.

@platypus so if the webcam was good, you'd shoot porn?😏

I have quite a lot of code that is positively pornographic, so I feel I'm already part of the industry in spirit.

I would love to experience such a penetrating experience.

🙃

Kill me.

@Paramite haha might be more

I would imagine there would be a lot of STIFF opposition in the office! 🙈

@Maciek What is your real name

Read the FAQ before asking questions;)

what are the definitions for "safe for work" there? 😄

Fucking perfect

@1989 Who?

@1989 Are you talking about a person or climax?

@Maciek I thought that you would have no problem in answering me this question, because of you being free to ask her what hentai she is watching

@1989 Yes who?!

@dUcKtYpEd dildo... gun... dick... suckers... outrageous... bathroom... screwing... legs spread... dicks... strict... porn... session

🤤

I will add the first serious answer here:

You would be mastering document databases such as Redis / MemCached